Let me start off by saying this picture is real, taken tonight of/by my boy Cheeba. A few weeks ago we got wasted and he whipped out his balls. I said "I know this is gay as shit but why the fuck you shave your balls for.?" He said he don't shave his balls, the blond disguises it. I told him I'll get him back for that gay shit. One day we're wasted in Tim Hortons and he's in the bathroom, I go in and just start pissing in the sink like a fucking mad man. He looks at me saying "what the fuck are you doing?" It ain't nothing but revenge blood. So tonight, he sends me that picture (today's display pic). I told him I'd get him back, he said "I know." Well nigga there you go, let the whole world see your ass. Haha come buy my house on Friday we'll get nice and then get wasted. I gotta behave myself though I don't want to get too drunk. I also got your present blood, you'll like it and I sold my motherfucking cock for it but I got love for you man (no homo).
I think I'm going to die tonight, I just chugged a half bottle of Tequila but the thing had roots and shit inside. Fuck it. Any of y'all ever chug anything and your asshole feels numb. That's where I'm at right now. Fuck it's a rare feeling but it ain't even terrible. Is that how faggots feel? Fuck man I'm wasted out my mind. But check this, a few years ago I got drunk in a bar with the bartender. A Russian girl. So we go to the back and she says "What can I do for you?" You know what I tell her. Shove this fucking wine bottle up your pussy. You know she did it. I had the video too but sold the phone, she treated me like a bitch after though, get your 45 year old ass out of here.
Scoot, if you're reading this remember that time you lost everything and walked back 8 miles to Salford. Then you were fucking livid and called the girl you were seeing. She was a tattoo artist in Glasgow. You fucking laid into the girl so bad she wanted to kill herself. I did that shit today. Not a fraction as bad as you but Illinois Jen is pissed haha. Peep this tho: "Then don't conversate with me." hahahaah fine Jen. Watch this (dudes don't take notes cause I'm going to lose her for good and will regret this tomorrow at noon when I wake up but I don't care.) K Jen, If I have a 10-20% chance, in this lifetime of hitting it then email me tomorrow. If I don't then never message me again. I'll know where I stand with you hahahahaa. Let's set odds too I say the odds of Jenne messaging me is +1200. No email tomorrow, or ever -600 haha. Scoot I'll call you before Christmas man if you promise to drop that fake ass UK accent.
Oh and I don't want to be blamed for the drunken immoral shit. I watched the Raptors, live, for 3 hours today, they caused this. I'm also well aware that I won't be getting laid off here til the next Lunar Eclipse but who gives a fuck, I'm finally happy in my life and that's all that matters. I'll recap everything when I'm sober. If I don't make it around tomorrow it means I'm dead from that bullshit alcohol I just drank. Shit was 100000 years old. Oh well, I just chugged 3 Molson Cdn's. This shit tastes like paint, why the fuck my pops buys this shit I got no idea. K I'm out for good, Salute to Reggie tho, dude dropped me some HOT pics of his sister. K I'm out for real this time (oh it took me 3 hours to write this, refused to get the spelling wrong. It'll now 3:47 am and I'm fucking going to die, peace.
Hangover edit: That person whose email I posted, deserved it lol. I know what I'm doing. I'll be nice though and take it down.
NHL:
$200 Grand Salami over 22.5 -120= Return of $366.67 (W)
NBA:
$300 Bulls -3 -115= Return of $560.87 (W)
$400 Raptors/Pistons over 206.5 -110= Return of $763.64 (W)
NCAAF:
$400 Boise St./Utah over 57.5 -110 (L)
Play of the Day:
$600 Boise. St -16.5 -110= Return of $1145.45 (W)
Total Wagered: $1900
Total Returned: $2836.63
Total Profit: 936.63
Total Earned to Date: $13503.55
Hangover edit: That person whose email I posted, deserved it lol. I know what I'm doing. I'll be nice though and take it down.
NHL:
$200 Grand Salami over 22.5 -120= Return of $366.67 (W)
NBA:
$300 Bulls -3 -115= Return of $560.87 (W)
$400 Raptors/Pistons over 206.5 -110= Return of $763.64 (W)
NCAAF:
$400 Boise St./Utah over 57.5 -110 (L)
Play of the Day:
$600 Boise. St -16.5 -110= Return of $1145.45 (W)
Total Wagered: $1900
Total Returned: $2836.63
Total Profit: 936.63
Total Earned to Date: $13503.55
Contact Info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com
May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.
16 comments:
Cheebs ass makes prime time HAHA
If dude wants to start that nude shit then fine I'll make him into a porn star haha.
just fapped to my own ass.
you love that shit JJ. love it.
Nah but last night ranks as one of the funniest nights ever. Hard to top that shit I was in fucking tears man couldn't breathe haha.
why don't you take a seat?
I can't believe the shit he admitted haha then just disappeared I thought he died, dude was out of it.
I got the Pens at + money over the caps this am, now even money. The price smells of a trap, but the way they are playing lately the line is too juicy not to jump on it.
Lets get it!
thanks just clocked in at +105
Under on the grand salami. Until I lose i'm the grand salami man.
If you gonna say shit like that you gotta add "no homo" haha.
Looking back that did warrant a no homo lol
8 goal cushion with these last two games to finish for grand salami. Coin toss my ass!
Apparently the coin toss concept isn’t the easiest thing for the average ‘Gamblor’ to understand.
Now the ‘eight goal cushion’ for the last 2 games isn’t looking so hot (the average +/- on a game is 5ish so 10 would have been more than the cushion of 8… by about 2ish) I am pretty sure the 2-2 tied Oilers game going in to overtime will produce one more goal.
13 Phucking games tonight and it will come down to a single goal. That my friends IS A PHUCKING COIN TOSS!
I wish it could have slipped under by a goal so this lesson wouldn’t be quite so painful, but then again it wouldn’t have been nearly as memorable.
That is all, class dismissed.
And you are welcome for the Bulls yesterday and the Pens today. I am 2 for 2 of my last 2. ROTFPMSL
I wish I cared pal.
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