Diametrically Opposed

I don't know what today's title means but I got me this new white girl. She's Jewish which means she'll be leaving me by the time I finish this entry. However, she uses big ass words like today's title and peep how she talks: Oh, you're enamored with my capacious lexicon? Then i'll be magnanimous and assuage your lasciviousness toward hearing me speak like this. My life Couldn't get Any Crazier. 

But enough with that I want to talk about a group of dudes who hit me up once in a blue moon (no homo). They are really cool people and they are the some of the nicest people I've ever had the chance to converse with. Only one problem, they're in jail. So I talk to these Negroes all the time and it's hilarious. All 6 of them claim they never did the crime they were charged with. The oldest is serving a sentence for 15 and a half years and is in some computer class and found my blog. Now him and the guards read my shit in class, pretty fucking cool. Yet I got to say they are some of the dumbest people I ever talked to. One of them, serving a 5 year sentence and has 4 baby mommas said "It ain't nothing when I get out I'm going to run these streets." I rather work as a Walmart Greeter than to go to jail and these dudes think it's the way life should be.  

They got kids, some of them had wives but they are more contented with selling crack than  finding legit work. Eh negros I had a 3 piece at Popeyes on Friday, you know how good that shit is with the Biscuit and all. I bet if you had 1 combo from Popeyes you'd never want to commit a crime again. That's what the gov't should do, hand out Popeyes Coupons, no black person would ever commit a crime and everything would be well with the world. The hilarious aspect with these guys is that when I try to convince them to change and tell them things like "God didn't plan this for you, use your second chance wisely" they tell me how great their lives are. "Eh don't worry about us we play spades, watch football and some of us got blackberries" Some of them are on twitter and facebook and shit, fucked up. 

 Then I wonder how many of them are gay. I'm a rational person and have never asked but the dude serving 15.5 years gets a free pass because at the end of the day a hole is a hole. However, if you got a 2-10 year sentence and you are doing another dude, you are a fucking homo. Your hands should be good for 10 years before you start to get crazy. Does that make me a homo for talking to you homos? Anyway I just want to say salute to you guys for trying to better yourselves and while I hope I never get the chance to see you, I hope things fall into place when you get out. Much love fam.

Britney if you see this please call me. Call me collect.  (lol it's not what you guys think, I swear)

Recapping the night:  Sorry I haven't had the time to comment much, answer emails or do anything. My life is crazy right now, I'll shake it off by January though so proceed with caution, gambling has taken the back seat in my life for a minute. 

NBA:
$300 Hornets/Sixers over 187.5 -110 (L)
NFL:
$300 Jags/Raiders over 41.5 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)
$300 Browns -105 (L)
$300 Packers -6.5 -110 (L)
$300 Falcons/Panthers over 41 -110= Return of $300 (P)
4pm NFL:
$400 Jets -5 -110 (L)
$300 Broncos/Cardinals over 43.5 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)
8pm NFL:
$500 Eagles -3.5 -110 (L)
$500 Eagles/Cowboys over 51 -110= Return of $954.55 (W)
Play of the Day:
$800 Patriots -3 +100= Return of $1600 (W)

Total Wagered: $4000
Total Returned: $4000.01
Total Profit: A motherfucking penny.
Total Earned to Date: $10497.11

Contact Info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.