Top Livable Cities My Ass

My fucking phone went off 6x at 7:10 this morning because someone who pays me to help him gamble was nervous about cricket. Dude had 10 grand on it and kept crying, fucking 7am. So now after I calm his ass down and tell him he's still going to win, I can't go back to sleep. It's 7am and I never get up at this time so the only thing on the tv is the News. So I'm watching this shit trying to jack off to Melissa Grelo (google her) and then she says: Vancouver is the World's most livable City according to some study. Followed by Melbourne, Vienna, Toronto and Calgary. I'm thinking what the fuck? Then the chick is going on and on about how great it is to have 3 Canadian Cities in the top 5 most livable in the World. Let's review this shit. 

Vancouver- you have a shitload of Chinese people fresh off the boat. They let you smoke all the weed you want but they're uptight about everything else. It rains 320 days a year, y'all had the Winter Olympics and weird shit happened like a kid dying on a track. Get Nelly Furtado and the rest of you weed smoking hippies the fuck out of here, all you got is hockey and the CFL. The only thing I can see myself doing in Vancouver is sitting on the corner smoking pinners playing hacky sack with Squeegee kids singing "I'm like a bird I only fly away" like Nelly Furtado was doing back in the day.

Melbourne- I don't know shit about Melbourne but on wikipedia I read this: Melbourne a reputation for having "four seasons in one day." Who the fuck wants to live in a place like this, it snows, rains, hail and shit all in one day. Plus what the fuck am I going to do there but play with Dingoes and make fun of the Indigenous people. Crocodile Dundee was a cool fucking movie but let's be honest, no one wants to live that sort of life. With crazy ass weather y'all must have shitty ass weed. Plus winter is in July or some shit and Summer is in December, get the fuck out of here with those fucked up dates Melbourne.

Vienna- I thought Vienna was in Italy but this shit is in Austria. Who the fuck wants to live out there, Hitler is from Vienna and they killed Jews out there. All I can envision is a bunch of Skinheads listening to Motorhead and wanting to kill people. Who the fuck wants to listen to Skinheads who play Motorhead and wear black leather all day. Austria been getting beaten the fuck down since they followed the German's lead, people from Austria are born to take defeats.

Toronto- High taxes, pretentious women, shitty public transit, untrained cops, a shitload of people who only know English when it is convenient to them, shitty weather, inflated real-estate, terrible crime, shitty secondary education, rush hour traffic that ends at 10:30am and starts again at 3pm, and shitty sports. You know the dude that talks a good game but deep down you know he has no fucking clue what he's talking about and he's a loser. That's Toronto, Toronto is like "Andy" from the Office. Yea, such a livable city.

Calgary- I don't know shit about Calgary but I know the Stampede and Rodeo is big over there. You also have even worse weather than Toronto. The girls probably all layered up because the weather is shitty and all you folks talk about is your oil. Great so you got oil, cowboys, ugly women and shitty weather. You're Top 5 in the world for what? A motherfucking guy chasing a goat or a bull on a rope? Get the fuck out Calgary.

Tomorrow I'll show you the real Top 5 Cities in the World. 

Recapping the Night: This is why I can no longer post picks on this site, check this out, if you sent me an email then these are the picks you got: 

Ohio State/Illinois over 135 -110 (W)
Michigan St +3.5 -110 (W)
Texas Christian/Utah under 137.5 -110 (W)

Play of the Day (hit this one hard):
Indiana Pacers -1 -110 (W)

NBA:
$2000 Toronto Raptors/Charlotte over 195 -110 (W)
$2000 Rockets/Pistons over 202.5 -110 (W)

So I made a deal with a Company who now have access to my picks. I made sure you loyal dudes were not going to be affected but it isn't working out. They don't want my picks being posted on the site. So for about a week I gave them exclusive picks, and posted "leans" on here, it just didn't work out and I can understand why. They don't want me posting picks on this site because a) They're paying for it. and b) They don't want any competitors to see it. Therefore I have to scrap the whole system. But this company isn't worried about the average gambler, they're worried about the sharks out there. So here's a sound solution that works in the best interest of everyone:

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