Cupid is Getting the Good Box

We gotta get in the mood for this one, play this today if you can at some point, during this blog: click here.Valentines Day is like wanking for most people, they'll deny it, they'll slander it, they'll hate it but when you have a good wank, nothing in the world could take the moment away. That's what Valentine's Day is, everybody who is single is all mad because they don't have one and they start saying shit like "Valentines Day was invented by some Chinese Card Company" or "My love can't be bought," Child please, there's nothing better than waking up in the morning and getting something from somebody who means it. Valentines Day is another word for " I give a fuck about you day" and thus the people who get nothing are just suicidal pricks. Therefore, I'm changing my attitude, I fuck with Valentines Day. There's nothing in the world worse than not having a Valentine cause that means no one gives a fuck about you and your life ain't worth it. Grab somebody no matter how ugly she is, hell even your Grandma and tell her you love her, it could be your little secret. There is a problem though. 

90% of all people cheat at one point or another. What that means is you could very well be pouring your heart out and then some Bruno Mars-like asshole is fucking your bird. I think people stop cheating once they find "the one." so if you ain't the one, there's a big chance that some big black dude is getting it in with your girl. So you got to make her believe your the one and Tiffanys can't help with that. All you have to do is be real with her, tell her what she means to you and if you do then she'll give you head. Drop a little materialistic item so she could tell her friends you bought her something but deep down she doesn't care about it as much as what you write in the card. Deep down you just want your dick sucked so what does it matter? This is what Valentines Day is all about, you, taking the time to make her feel special and her, reciprocating that love by swallowing your kids. If she don't at least give you head and you think you've done enough then clearly, that chick ain't worth it. Don't even wait til the 15th, if she ain't sucking you off by 10pm on February 14th then break up with her at that point, you'll have made the right decision. 

So what you had to go to Hallmark and buy an overpriced pedophile looking bear for 15.99 and a card for 3 bucks. Add the dinner and if you're like me then she ain't ordering anything over 12.99. One time I offered to pay for the full meal and chick started ordering $13 dollar Martinis, I got mad as shit so be careful, make sure she got her purse with her just in case. So all in all, if you ain't a sucka you're paying $50 for everything. You write how you feel about her and in return you'll get that head, sex, and she'll probably cook you breakfast in the morning. You see what I'm saying for $50 you're getting the works, girls out there on Craigslist charging $180/hour like their pussy is made of Platinum. Who cares if the Chinks invented Valentines Day, for $50 you're getting much more than you would off a craigslist heaux, shit I wish Valentines Day was bi-weekly. Salute to the Chinks for finally getting something right, Happy Somebody Gives A Fuck About You Day. 

Recapping the Night: 

NCAA:
$300 St Johns +5.5 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)
$300 Illinois -2.5 -110 (L)
$300 Duquesne/Xavier over 146.5 -110 (L)
$500 Minnesota -110= Return of $954.55 (W)
$300 St. Joes -3 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)
NBA:
$300 Celtics +2.5 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)
$400 Magic -1 -110= Return of $763.64 (W)
$300 Trailblazers -1.5 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)
$500 Nuggets +3 -110 (L)
$500 Cavs/Wizards over 207.5 -110= Return of $763.64 (W)
$400 Suns/Kings over 206 -110= Return of $763.64 (W)
$400 Thunder +2 -110 (L)
Play of the Day:
$600 Clippers -2 -110 (L)

Total Wagered: $5100
Total Returned: $5536.39
Total Profit: $436.39
Total Earned to Date: $17302.84

Contact Info: Moneyhungry45@hotmail.com

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.