Top 5 Cities in the World, Fuck Research

1) San Diego, California- This isn't even debatable. You're 340 miles away from Vegas, you're close to Los Angeles, if you want to be adventurous you got that Mexican chronic just a few minutes away. The girls are spectacular, you're in America so the booze is cheap, they have a decent economy and the real estate is cheap. The demographics state that the population of African Americans residing in San Diego is only 6.7%. What could be better than that and I bet they're the light skinned black chicks as well. No Tamils running on highways, no shitty hockey, you get ESPN in San Diego and it's the real ESPN, none of this Michael Landsberg Off the Record bullshit. Fuck the 13% sales tax I pay because in San Diego it's only 8.25%. The only issue is Mexicans and Asians but just act inferior in front of them and they'll sit the fuck down. Hands down the best city in the world and I ain't even been there but I know it. 

2) Cleveland, Ohio- Everybody shits on this place but no one has ever been. If you want to learn about life you go to Cleveland. 400k blue collar workers who don't give a fuck about anyone else, they have the best strip club in the world (Crazy Horse), they have the best food in the world (Croatian strudel, perogies, garlic fries and that fucking amazing Teriyaki place in the Tower City Mall.) Despite their crappy sports teams they have some of the best fans in the world and everything is affordable. Everybody there works a 9-5 and they come home and they have crazy sex and party. Some of the best girls reside in the outskirts of Cleveland and I'm convinced their vaginas are made of platinum, I'm telling you don't sleep on Cleveland, it's cheap, the people are humble, the food and alcohol is great and despite the shitty weather and economy, everyone knows how to have a great time. Halle Berry anyone?

3) London, England- This is place is fucking comedy central. For starters the white people are the actual minorities. The white people drink pints of cider all fucking day and live on government benefits while the ethnic people or however the fuck you want to call them are all executives and CEOs. I was amazed at dudes calling the bartender Paki and he didn't break their faces, he embraced it. Yet the white people openly talk shit (call them Chinks and Pakis) while addressing them and their bosses, the minorities do fuck all bout it. The food is great if you're like me and like to eat crap. They say "fuck" on the 6'o'clock news, fuck censorship. The girls are easy, everyone seems to have a big rack, the accents are hot and the ethnic people are modernized and accept their role as being ambitious and superior to everyone else. However they're inferior because of their skin so they accept this and instead of crying like the blacks do, they make money off the whites that shit on them.

4) Vatican City- The only people that live here are religious people and people who say they're religious but they're the worst scum the world has seen. I fall somewhere in between. But think about it, them Vatican niggas got billions of dollars, they wipe their asses with hundred dollar bills. You know everytime you donate $5 and $10 to the church building fund then rest assured, someone is using that bill to sniff coke off a stripper's stomach here in Vatican City. You're surrounded by Priests and shit in Vatican City, it's basically a license to do what you want. Imagine that, banging heauxs you imported from Eastern Europe, smoking that good shit, drinking all the wine you want because it's Jesus' blood and you gamble and get a cheque every week from the Mafia, they live large out there. 

5) Charlotte, North Carolina- Perfect weather, everything is cheap, and the girls are easy and hot as hell. The Southern accent gets annoying after a while but they'll have sex with you and cook you lunch for no reason at all, you don't even have to ask. 3 hours from Mrytle Beach and there is no rush, no hustle, people just enjoy their lives. The sports aren't the best but there's a million colleges in the area (NC State, Duke, UNC etc.) just go their and plow the students while you're at it. Some of the best times in my life happened in this city, I got mad love for Charlotte, everyone has a pool, everyone makes a decent income, everyone enjoys life, and everyone craves reproductive organs, what more can you want? 

Honorable Mention:

Aruba- A Carribean island with white people, how great, except for the sick fucks that bothered with Natalie Holloway. 

Scarborough, Ontario- I got mad love for y'all but you know we all have a fucked up mentality because of this place. 

Columbus, Ohio- Amazing time until I asked that girl her age and her response "why, you going to rape me?" 

New York City- Too congested but an amazing city nonetheless. 

Las Vegas- I love you with all my heart but you're too crazy for me even. I don't want to die before 55. 

Amsterdam- Great city I bet but too many faggots and weird shit going on. 

Recapping the night: Got all your emails, you'll be getting picks daily. If you sent me an email and didn't receive a response please email me again or check your junk folder. Today was a headache so hopefully tomorrow is smoother. Not the best day on the board, it could have been a lot worse though. 

Play of the Day:
Wisconsin/Michigan over 121.5 -110 (L)

NCAA:
Charlotte/George Washington over 132.5 -110 (L)
Notre Dame -4 -110 (L)
Wisconsin -3.5 -110 (L)

NBA:
Pistons/Pacers over 202 -110 (W)
Utah/Dallas over 203 -110 (W)
Lakers -2.5 -110 (W)
Phoenix/Atl over 201.5 -110 (W)
Soccer Parlays:
Arsenal -300
Manchester United Win or Draw -300
Parlay: -129 (W)

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