Blog Intervention

Before I get into it, in order to understand this one you'll have to read my boy's blog, it's hilarious shit: The Last 5 Days. 

So let me get this straight. First of all you went to University? haha just playing. Here is the summary I got from the blog:

-you decide to vacation in London, Ontario.

-while everyone was cheating you were drinking/pills

-your boy cheats and gets caught. 

-his wife lies and said he hit her and the cops lay the beatdown

-his wife calls your old lady to let her know what is going on.

-your old lady is pissed and you spend the rest of your vacation figure skating and watching plays. 

-basically, for doing the right thing you were forced to get beat up by the feds, go figure skating, shopping, and see plays, for NOT cheating. 

Alright let's start with preventative measures. All this could have been avoided. There's only a few things that could hide the smell of sex/another girl. You have to go to a 24/7 pharmacy or Walmart and pick up either Tiger Balm, A535, or one of those rubs for sore muscles that stink. You have to put it on your chest and hands and arms, do not put it on your dick, that shit will burn. When she asks "why the fuck do you smell like death," you have to tell her your back is sore and you got something to cool it down. You can't use this often but it works like a motherfucking Mexican immigrant. If your boy was smart, he wouldn't have gotten caught and none of this would have happened. Vicks also works in this situation. Also, what the fuck are y'all doing getting out of the car when the cops are at the front door? Must be a white thing, black people would drive the fuck off, don't get out the fucking car when you see the feds, that could only mean trouble. 

The real issue: So wifey calls you 10x. Basically, no matter which way you cut it, she wants to be compensated. If she called you 10x it means during the duration of the calls from 1-10 she's been stressed out, angry, sad and wants to be compensated. You have to realize this and combat it. It wasn't your fault your buddy cheated and his wife decided to call your wife. Now, you decided to go with the truth factor to clear your name, look where you ended up. Fucking figure skating? See where the truth leads people sometimes. Here's what you need to do if this ever happens again: Once you make the dreaded phone call and she answers DO NOT give her a chance to talk. Start the convo off with "listen" or "first of all" and for 4-6 minutes make her feel as guilty as possible. " You have no idea what I've been through and you have no idea how sick I feel right now. These guys barged in my room and had a sex fest and when I asked everyone to leave, they got their own rooms and did their things. I'm so sick and tired of my bum ass friends and I wanted this to be a good relaxing vacation and my heart is beating out my chest and the cops tackled me and I did nothing wrong but I can't take this anymore.."

You have to make your lie believable, you CAN'T kiss her ass. Make her see a side she's never seen before but make it believable. Don't afraid to be as gay as possible (no homo), you'll be rewarded. If you say I love you or I miss you then she'll see right through it. You have to do the right thing and throw it on your friends. In a week's time cry up a story about how they need you and you get to have your friends back. However, at the present moment your mission in this lie is to make her feel as guilty and as sympathetic towards your situation as possible. Tell her how the ones you met up with at Western have all changed and all weekend you've been a baby sitter. Make her feel sorry for you. In conclusion, instead of going figure skating and shopping and seeing faggot ass dudes in plays, you'd come home to Hamilton and there would be a warm plate and a blow-job waiting for you. Live and learn: 

Recapping the night: Disgusting. Gotta move on. If you sent me an email at any point then you should be receiving daily picks under a mass email. It'll say from "Aaron" and check your spam/junk folders. 

Miami Heat -2 -110 (L)

NBA:
Heat/Bulls over 192.5 -110 (L)
Celtics/Nuggets over 203 -110 (L)

NCAA:
Eastern Kentucky -3 -110 (L)
Arkansas-Little Rock +2 -110 (L)
Denver +2.5  (L)
Arizona -1 (another big play for me) (L)
Arizona St/UCLA over 129.5 -110 (smaller play) (L)

Cricket:
Australia -250 (W)

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