Fuck you Joe Girardi you dumbfuck, yes we were outplayed all series but why the fuck would you put in Robertson. I would rather have seen Latroy fucking Hawkins. Fuck you A-Rod. $33 million for fuck all and Betty White would have been more productive. Either get back on the needle or start shagging Kate Hudson again because you were dire this post season. Fuck Ron Washington you Demond Wilson looking coke head. Congrats to you and the other slave masters Republicans that love your team. Fuck the Jays and there fans who were all over my twitter, facebook, and cell phone. Your team is fucking shit, your stadium is fucking shit and you won't win shit, ever again. So continue harping on the fact that you won 2 titles 90 years ago and how it was great to live that bitch ass experience. I hope you enjoy having the Red Sox pitching coach as your manager next year, he's done a great job on Dice K and company.
Fuck me for eating that piece of shit fries supreme from Taco Bell, that shit was fucking nasty and does not make me feel any better. Fuck Rogers for forcing me to see Greg Zaun's bitch ass face every time there was an innings break. They should pay me for dealing with that bullshit. Fuck USF who haven't scored an offensive touchdown since the slaves were freed and all of a sudden put up 38 points today. Fuck Wayne Rooney you dumb ass Scouse. We're well aware that City offered you $22 million and you were lobbying for more money but gave your bullshit "ambition" excuse. You tried to make Sir Alex a liar, you disrespected the club and you proved that you're a liar. Score goals and you'll be forgiven or I hope they transfer your ass in the Summer. Fuck you Pitbull, Usher, and all that other pop garbage. Your music sounds worse than the hoes who sang "God Bless America" all MLB postseason.
Fuck the cast of Jackass who were once relevant but just put out the crappiest movie since Reno 911. Fuck the View and people who watch the View. That shit is garbage and I rather spend time picking dandelions out of my yard than watching that bitch ass Tracy Chapman wannabe Whoopi talk shit. Fuck the parents who thought "Plaxico" was a good name for a kid. Fuck the NFL for not taking better care of the players who have an average lifespan of 55 years, and linemen who have an average lifespan of 52 years. Fuck Rochester Resources Minerals Company who didn't reach 0.12 cents today on the stock market and I have to wait til next week to make a pretty penny. Fuck the CFL because they allow a point (rouge) for no reason at all. Fuck the NFL for making games last over 6 hours because of all the timeouts, reviews and commercial breaks. Fuck Julia Roberts because she hasn't come out with a good movie since Erin Brokovich. Fuck people who wear scarves indoors. Fuck people who wear crocs. Fuck Neil Diamond. Lastly fuck every company that turned me down because of explicit content on this site. Rihanna has songs about killing herself and that's alright for the kids but If I say "fuck" it's the end of the world. Fuck you.
Recapping the Night: My 6-0-1 play of the day record comes to an end, nonetheless a good run.
CFL:
$300 MTL -2 -110 (L)
$300 MTL -2 -110 (L)
NHL:
$200 Tampa Bay +100 (Scott's Pick)= Return of $400 (W)
$200 Tampa Bay +100 (Scott's Pick)= Return of $400 (W)
Baseball:
$200 Yankees/Rangers over 9 -115 (L)
$200 Yankees/Rangers over 9 -115 (L)
Play of the Day:
$600 Cincinnati -8 -110 (L)
$600 Cincinnati -8 -110 (L)
Total Wagered: $1300
Total Returned: $400
Total Loss: $900
Total Earned to Date: $2528.05
Contact info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com
May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.
10 comments:
Dude, great rant fn hilarious but crocs are actually real comfortable haha
You forgot "Fuck Captain Overrated" too. Imagine how much worse the beating the Yanks took would've been if the Rangers just hit a few to the hole called "passed a diving Jeter"?
Time to get that dips-his-knees-in-cement-before-playing has-been into the shadows where he belongs. If they give him anything more than two years, they've got another Posada situation on their hands. A defensively bankrupt egomaniac. Except Posada can still get meaningful hits.
If Jeter were golfing last night, he'd have had his cock out as he didn't make the women's tees once.
He's done, in other words.
While I agree he's next to done, he's no where near as bad as our 33 million dollar third baseman. Jeter in 16 seasons has played in 7 world series', won 5 of them, is the Yankee all time hit-leader and has a .309 post season batting average. Who has hit over .300 in 18 of the 30 series' he has played in.
As opposed to the 3rd baseman who has had 3 excellent series' (2004 ALDS, 2009 ALDS, ALCS) and 7 sub-par ones, and can no longer stop a beach ball and is so slow even when he gets there in time the ball goes under him.
Montanadano, never tried em on but ain't nothing worse than seeing a hot chick and then you look at her feet and it's like WTF is that, they should be worn either inside the house or for gardening lol.
Fuck the 3.2% alcohol content in beer within the state of Utah.
Fuck air travel that apparently makes everyone forget manners and all common decency.
Fuck all the Rangers "fans" that harassed me for the past 5 days.
and lastly, fuck Crocs. They may be the most comfortable shoe in the world, but I'll take style over comfort any day.
Montreal (+105) at Ottawa seems like a good pick. The sens are coming off a game in Buffalo last night, while Montreal had the day off yesterday. Elliot is making his second start in as many days.
If you don't like the look of that Chicago at Columbus over 5.5 is a good pick too.
I'll play em both, thanks.
Alright, good luck
Brosius has more rings than ARod...guess that means he's better? Love the great myth that Jeter "led" those teams. Those were O'Neill's and Cone's teams for the most part, not that of the slappy playing short.
"Nowhere near as bad"? Based on what? Teams still won't throw jack for ARod to hit. They throw meatballs at Jeter knowing it is going to be a weak grounder to short, maybe second...at best. I don't even need to check defensive numbers to know ARod is far more effective, always has been, always will be.
All-time hit leader is a product of time. Nobody in their right mind considers him a top five Yankee. More than a few consider ARod one of the best ever. Period.
13 has a hell of a lot more left in the tank than deuce.
Oh, and since Jeter was named captain, they've won one. But lost two. Coincidence? Maybe, but worth noting all the same. And you know as well as I do if not for ARod, they don't win last year's. Period.
I'll give you 2009 but without Derek Jeter we wouldn't have dominated 1998,1999, and the .407 he hit in 2009 wasn't too shabby either. He's carried us in the post season for years and I'll be happy with anything he signs 3 years or under. It wouldn't hurt especially when we pay someone $33 million and he has had 3 good post seasons.
ARod's pay goes down a nice chunk next year, but he's still worth 10 times whatever they'll pay Jeter to flail at balls at short and try to hit anything hard.
The 1998 team won 125 games, playoffs included. If we wouldn't have won without Jeter, then you're using a different measuring stick than me. That team could've played without a shortstop at all and still won.
Here's the bigger crime than Torre hitting ARod 8th: Girardi continuing to bat Jeter first. Get Gardner in there.
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