I'm generalizing here and I'll upset some people but I don't care, y'all white Canadians are fucking crazy. The guy on the left is a Canadian serial killer, pretty fucked up right. Then you hear about how he broke into 82 homes, dressed up in a bra and panties, jerked off in little girls' hairbrushes so that they would be stuck with his semen, then killed women for fun. Nothing is funny about that but how can you not laugh after starring at that picture for more than 5 seconds. Where the fuck do you begin? Okay you like to jerk off in people's hairbrushes that's pretty fucked. Then you like to break into people's homes and dress up in their undergarments, that's more fucked. Then you like to rape women, okay that's more fucked. Then you kill people. I think this dude defines the word fucked up and from now on when I want to describe something fucked I'm just going to call it Colonel Russell Williams.
It didn't end there for crazy Canadians this week. Rick Rypien, a Canadian hockey player who plays for the Minnesota Wild decided to take out some of his roid rage the other day. The only problem? He tried to beat up on some fans who didn't even do anything to him. What the fuck? You're an undrafted player from Coleman, Alberta. You've never played a full NHL season until you were 25 years old which means you fucking suck. When you die the only reason people will know you is because you put up some impressive numbers for the Regina fucking Pats. Now you want to ruin all this by beating up on fans, great job.
Then I read an article the other day about how the Canadian tourist minister "promises to attract more Chinese tourists to Canada" What the fuck? There is no such thing as Chinese tourists, they come by the dozen and share a little corner of people's basements permanently. There's like 1 billion of them living in Toronto alone and they have nasty ass restaurants, they have bad hygiene, they don't know how to drive and they can often be seen jaywalking on the freeway thinking this is Bangkok. Yet this motherfucker is promising to attract more of them. We don't fucking want more of them we want less. Needless to say between the Colonel who likes to jerk off on hairbrushes and kill people, the hockey player that beats up on fans, and the tourist minister who wants to bring more Chinese people over, I no longer have the desire to live here. I have a chick in Utah who I'll ask to live with and I hope she adopts the polygamous ideology shared in that region. It's a win-win.
Recapping the Night:
Soccer:
$400 Inter Milan -160= Return of $650 (W)
$200 Valencia +110 (L)
Baseball:
$400 Phillies/Giants over 8 +125= Return of $900 (W)
Total Wagered: $1000
Total Returned: $1550
Total Profit: $550
Total Earned to Date: $2842.60
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May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.
2 comments:
Might wanna take a look at New York Islanders at Tampa over 5.5 (-120). DiPietro is 37th in GAA (3.53) and Ellis is 40th (4.00). Tampa also has a 33.3% powerplay percentage which is 2nd in the league.
Today's the day you get called up from the minors, no more 10s and 20s. Going with $200 this time, no pressure. HA. just playing bro thanks.
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