Women Lost

Some of y'all that know me know that over the last few months I've been through some stuff in my real life that changed my perception of women. But I got to call a spade a spade, women lost, eternally. I'm going to apologize in advance but y'all need to do me a favor. Men, women, trannies, gays, chinks I want y'all to tune into this song: Women Lost . You know as men we gave Kim Kardashian a lot of credit. She's some half Arab chick who is famous for no reason and her Reality Tv show on E! comes on every 5 seconds when we're watching the NFL but we don't complain. We don't complain because as awful as her sextape was, it was still a good look. So Kim K. was once good for wanking purposes, not anymore.

Women, Kim K. just fucked y'all for a long time to come. Someone told her it was a good idea to make a song. You know how people with really shitty lives say "even the sun shines on dog shit." Well this ain't dog shit, this song would be an insult to dog shit. This song is diarrhea. This is after fiber and taco bell and exlax all mixed in one. This is when you go to the bathroom, and it ain't even brown, it's forest fucking green and when you wipe it comes off easy because it's liquid. This song is that stuff that has you turning your house upside down because you need to find the Yellow Pages to call the Plumber. This shit set women back to the days of Edith Bunker who had to put up with Archie's shit for years. If your pops leaves your mom in the next 20 years and you're without a father, blame this song. I can't see women bouncing back, they'll forever be tarnished.

Women should be paying men annual fees after this. The $55.00 annual fee I'm proposing would be payed by all women because it's clear that their gender has the capability of ruining the world with a song like that garbage and we'd like to be compensated. If you're a chick and you're reading this, go give your dude the good box today, tell him you love him, cook him that Roast chicken he loves and do the dishes after. Right now there's a straight dude at home listening to this saying to himself "getting it up the ass can't be all that bad." (no homo and for the record I have and will never say that.) Women just when y'all were getting there, just when Oprah got her own network, and Condoleezza Rice and Michelle Obama defied the odds and proved that ugly women could be successful too, y'all unleash that crap on us via Kim K. Virginia Woolf is rolling in her grave right now , thank you Kim K.

Recapping the night: Another shitty night, my bad y'all, I'm hurting right now. NCAA fuck you.

Plays of the Day:
Northeastern vs Delaware over 130 -110  (L)
Wright St. vs Cleveland St. over 127.5 -110 (W)



NCAAB:
Ohio +1 -110 (L)
NC Willmington +0 -110 (L)
Creighton/Northern Iowa over 124 -110 (L)
Niagara -4 -110 (L)
Evansville/Indiana St. over 129.5 -110 (L)

NBA:
Nets -2.5 -110 (W)
Miami Heat +2.5 -110 (L)
Celtics/Warriors over 203 -110 (W)
Suns/Bucks over 194.5 -110 (L)

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May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.