I'm Blessed.

I told my queen today I said "babe, if I had like a micropenis, so let's say I was 3 inches, would you want to leave?" She dead ass serious said no and I could tell she wasn't lying. (for the record my cock isn't 3 inches but some of y'all already know that, I just wanted her to feed my already inflated ego). So then I started thinking, what the fuck is micro-penis. I know my boy sent me some Howard Stern clip but I don't care to watch another dude's junk all that much unless it's porn and I block it out so I never really understood what a micro-penis was. Today I said fuck it, I'm going to research. So I typed in "micro-penis" in google and I was greeted with endless pictures. I backspaced the fuck out of there and then I got into some forum where dude was bitching. You know I read it and felt fucking sorry for these people. It was a fucking micro-penis support group, these dudes walking around with 1-2.75 inch cocks while erect. Hitting 3 is a dream for these folks.
 

Read this y'all : Depressing Ass Shit. I read that shit and started immediately thanking God. I read another one where dude was married and after kids his wife couldn't take it anymore (understandably) and he was crying and shit. What the fuck could you do with a 2 inch cock? Do these dudes jack off with their thumb and index finger? How the fuck do you even penetrate with a 2 inch dick? There's no sensation in that. Anytime my day is going like shit and I'm losing bets and nothing is going to right, I'm going to say thank you, I didn't end up like those dudes. The fuck did they do to deserve a small dick? Let's be real even a chick who loves you with all her heart is going to change her mind and want some satisfaction.
 

There's no country for these dudes with microdicks. The Red Cross should be helping these people. You can put me in an earthquake, a tsunami, take my house, my car, I could lose my job, I could lose everything I've ever owned but at least I got my dick. These dudes out here born this way, they're lucky to get one sexual experience in their lives. It's so bad I don't even think prostitutes with crack addictions want to hit that. It's some really sad shit, these dudes born pretty much with zero to a slight chance of getting laid in their lives.  Sorry I'm distracted as I'm typing this I'm watching Piers Morgan and they're showing footage of this Japan shit and some motherfucker is taking pictures and walking and shit while the wave was washing him up. Dude really rolled out his camera and started snapping from different angles and shit while everyone took their asses up a hill. The fuck is wrong with these chinks. Back to the dudes with micropenises, if you got one or if you know someone with a 2 inch dick, just tell them/yourselves this: It can't get any worse, you were born at rock bottom, it takes people years to hit rock bottom but you started there, so be happy and realize it really can't get any worse. Pray for these people y'all, they never had a proper wank in their lives.
 

Recapping the night: After the fact, I know but I forgot to mention, if you're breaking the bank over the NIT, CIT, whatever the other tournament is called, then you shouldn't be gambling lmao. These are light ass plays because the tourneys are equivalent to your son's grade 8 tourney. The real shit starts Thursday.


Plays of the Day:
Alabama/Coastal Carolina over 127 -110 (L)
Clemson -4.5 -110 (W)


NCAA:
N.C. AShville -3.5 -110 (W)
Dayton +5 -110 (L)
James Madison +2 -110 (L)
Vermont/Cleveland St. over 128.5 -110 (L)
Furman +4.5 -110 (L)
Jacksonville/East Carolina over 131 -110 (W)
Hofstra +2 -110 (L)
Air Force/ North Dakota over 124 -110 (W)
Hawaii -1.5 -110 (game not over yet)

NBA:
Mavs -1 -110 (L)

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