Just Strange

I took the last few days off in an effort to complete a bunch of papers and start studying for exams. Within 5 minutes I said fuck this shit and spent the last week or so watching daytime television. While I'm about to crack on a specific network let me say that anything shown during the daytime trumps that bullshit-ass Grey Cup I watched. As a matter of fact, everything on tv, ever, even the CPAC channel is loads better than any CFL game. Anyway so for one reason or another I decided to join my people in being an unproductive black dude. I'd wake up, brush my teeth and just watch tv and gamble til 4am. One channel I watched over the last few days was OLN because they have some interesting shows, specifically Man vs Food, Mantracker, and Survivorman.

Let's start with Man vs. Food, I heard about it before but never really took the time to watch it. It's about some dude who goes to different diners and eats 6lbs of burger and fries within an hour for a t-shirt and to have his picture in a wall. It's kind of like watching Midget porn, you want to look away but you're desperate to see the ending, you stick around. (or am I the only one that has seen midget porn) That white dude is fucked, I did a bit of research and he does get checked out by doctors and starves himself for a bit before each challenge but the human body isn't meant to consume 6lbs of food in one hour. 10 minutes in he's sweating and shit, talking about how he's enjoying the food. This dude never takes a bite all he ever does is swallow that shit, then look like he's about to puke. Finally he'll get a "burst of energy" and will either eat it or fail. Either way that shit was fucking strange.

Then there was Mantracker. Some redneck motherfucker on a horse trying to catch people. It's fucking easy when you're on a horse-old man, come to Scarborough and try that shit. Either way I had seen this shit before but never did I watch it continuously like I did this week. The first 3 episodes, it was fucking boring as shit. Dude is on a horse, he sees the people within 10 minutes, but will drag it on for another 50 minutes and catch people near the finish line. However, the last episode I seen was the most fucked up shit ever. These 2 guys who were trained in the forest decided to just walk in circles to fuck this Mantracker guy up. He was thoroughly frustrated because he had no idea where they were. They keep walking in circles setting up traps and shit. Finally there near the finish line, only a km away. All of a sudden, a motherfucking dog barks. Your in the dead ass woods in Northern Ontario and you're expecting me to believe that a friendly ass dog right at the end of the finish line just doing its own thing waiting for an owner. The dog barks and he catches them in no-time. That shit is fixed man.

Finally there was Survivorman. Another white dude who goes off in various places with nothing but a camera to teach people how to survive. I don't know about you but I can't wait til I get stuck in the Northwest territories because Survivorman says it can happen at any time. This shit, indicative of my week just kept getting worse and worse. In 4 episodes I seen this guy drink his own urine, drink muddy ass water which he stated "probably has urine and animal feces but I'm willing to take the chance," he ate all sorts of nasty shit like hornets, ants, and grass. He played his harmonica for Buffalos and pretended to catch planes by pointing a magnifying glass at the sun.

So while you people were at work, fucking your significant others, earning money, pissing time away in traffic and paying taxes. I was watching OLN. I live the good life.

Recapping the night: Lost a grand on 2 half points. It just shows how significant points can be. Should have bought it down for the CFL game though. Nothing to say about that Indy/Chargers over though that was painful. Oh well I won't go ape shit crazy, tomorrow is another day.

1pm NFL:

$400 Steelers -6 -115 (L)

$200 Skins +2 -110 (L)

$200 Jags/Giants over 44 -110= Return of $200 (P)

4pm NFL:

$300 Eagles -3 -110 (L)

$300 Raiders/Fins over 38 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)

$400 Colts/Chargers over 50.5 -110 (L)

NBA:

$600 Hawks -1 -110= Return of $1145.55 (W)

$200 Knicks +2 -110= Return of $381.82 (W)

$200 OKC -2 -110 (L)

$200 Denver/Phoenix under 220.5 -110 (L)

$200 Trailblazers -4.5 -110 (L)

$300 Lakers/Pacers over 203 -110 (L)

NCAAB:

$200 LSU -3 -110= Return of $381.82 (W)

$200 UNC -13.5 -110 (L)

$200 Penn St. -12.5 -110= Return of $381.82 (W)

Play of the Day:

$600 Alouettes -3.5 +100 (L)

Total Loss: $1636.26

Total Earned to Date: $6131.77

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May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.