Unlikiest Man in the World

White people, who are never shy of showing how fucked up they can be ,have done it again. The chick on the left is Rachelle Friedman, she was supposed to get married next month. However, Rachelle surrounds herself with dumbass friends who thought it was a good idea to push her into a pool. She fucked herself up by hitting her head at the bottom of the pool, broke her entire body and now she'll never be able to walk again. She has no feeling beyond her neck and takes a shitload of pills to deal with the unbearable pain. After all that, this bitch ain't even mad at her friends. Any of you cock-sucking faggots ever break my back and I'm hiring some Russians to make sure you no longer exist. 

However I'm not here to talk about Rachelle, I'm here to talk about her man, Chris Chapman. He still plans on getting married to her. I know love is great and blah blah, but dude you ain't ever going to hit that. I don't mean to be rude but if I'm in my 20s and some chick breaks her neck, I'm going faster than a black dude in front of a positive pregnancy test. There's only so much oral someone can do before it gets redundant, it ain't like she can even move her hands to jerk you off. The only way this story makes any sense is if she let's him fuck whoever she wants. If this chick is marrying the dude and he's expected to be faithful to her, then wow. He's a better man than me. Never mind the chick has use of a thumb, how the fuck can she jerk you off with one thumb? That's besides the point.

In this story where the media paints it as though this chick is determined to walk again, I want to know more about her man (no homo.) She was an aerobics instructor so clearly she had one of those white-girl-asses where you  can bounce a dime off of it. He can't hit that again and these two are playing it off like everything is great. It's bugging the shit out of me because it sounds too perfect. First of all the girl needs to release a statement where she says " Fuck the bitch ass hoe that pushed me in a motherfucking pool, I hope she loses a limb." Then her man needs to come out and say " Listen I love you and all but I need more than head, let me fuck other hoes or I'm going to walk in the other direction (I chose walk for a reason)" Instead we get these Romeo and Juliet stories and we all knows how it ends, either way I know I'd love to see how this couple would do it. There's a market for paralyzed porn stars, don't judge me you know you'd like to see it as well.

Recapping the Night: It's always a matter of when. You know it's coming, you know you'll click one day and it will be wrong from the get-go. But you do it anyway. It happens, time to move on, I got one last thing up my sleeve. 

NBA:
$200 Cavs/Pacers over 199 -110 (L)
$200 Knicks -2.5 -110 (W)= Return of $381.82 (W)
$400 Hawks -3 -110 (L)
$400 Lakers/Bulls over 201.5 -110 (L)
Scott's Pick:
$100 Real Madrid/Ajax over 2.5 -130= Return of $176.92 (W)
Soccer:
$100 AC Milan +125= Return of $225 (W)
$100 Real Madrid +115= Return of $215 (W)
$100 Arsenal -110 (L)
College Basketball:
$300 Washington -3 -110 (L)
$300 Marist/Wake Forest over 140.5 -110 (L)
$300 Marquette -2.5 -110 (L)
$300 Duke -5.5 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)
Play of the Day:
$600 Temple -6.5 -110 (L)
Bail-out special:
$2500 Lakers/Bulls over 201.5 (L)

Total Wagered: $5900
Total Returned: $1571.47
Total Loss: $4328.53
Total Earned to Date: $6168.97

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May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.