I'm pissed off today and I'm well aware that most of you have smart phones so if you're a sensitive fuck, hit the back button and get the fuck off the blog. I had a long day today and lost money on a dumb fucking quarterback. So what better way to relieve stress than to put on Bob Dylan's "Mr. Tambourine Man" and jerk off to a Jenna Haze lesbian scene. Things were going good until I was interrupted by someone hitting me up on msn messenger with a useless ass message. So of course this is fucking up my wank session, I pause the video and look to see what the fuck this person wants. The message read "Yo Send Me Your BBM." Really bitch, you interrupted my one time to myself to ask me about some dumb ass shit that I don't even have. Why the fuck would I have BBM? The only reason I have a motherfucking phone is because one day I might be late, dying, or horny and need to contact the 3.5 people that give a fuck about me.
So now my fucking wank is ruined and I log onto facebook to play some bejeweled. Fucking hell it just got worse. Forgive my ignorance because I don't know much about this shit but Blackberry has this application where you could post on facebook where you are during that particular time and what you are doing. For example: "Shawn is at Sheppard Station waiting for a bus." WHY in this motherfucking world do I give a fuck about where people are at. Unless your my brother, mother, or father or your getting raped in a motherfucking jungle in Congo I couldn't give a shit about what you fucking do in your spare time or anything that has to do with anyone's location. Facebook and twitter somehow make people think others give a fuck about them. Yet on my facebook page were all these status messages from people posting their location. "Library," "Boston Pizza," "School" is what all these location messages read. Fuck you for wasting the 5 fucking seconds that it took me to read this useless ass shit.
That's what this world has become. A bunch of fucking faggots that dress up in fucking tight ass clothes rocking man purses and working at Bed Bath and Beyond and telling people where they are located at all hours of the day. I don't BBM, I don't have a smart phone, I don't give a fuck about 90% of my "facebook friends" and if it weren't for Mafia Wars or Bejeweled I'd delete the thing. You could be fingering the ass of the Queen of England and I wouldn't give a fuck so stop telling people what you are doing and where you are located. I don't care if your smart phone can perform a prostate exam I still wouldn't fucking want one. Unless your name is Bristol Palin and you tell me your going to have a bunch of dudes run train on you and I get to be the first one then that's the only way I'm RSVP'ing to a facebook invite. Fuck I-Phones, Fuck Blackberries, and fuck facebook all these things make people feel important and have you believe people actually give a fuck about you. Well your motherfucking wrong, your going to live a shitty life, then your going to be collecting pension from a retirement home where you wait to die, then you'll finally die and end up in Purgatory watching re-runs of Buffalo Bills games, eating egg salads and listening to Coldplay like everyone else. So fuck you and your unimportant ass, take all your gadgets that give you some sort of social status and stick it up your ass.
Recapping the Night: I'm pissed off at this bullshit.
NBA:
$300 Mavs/New Orleans over 191 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)
$300 Raptors/Sixers over 207.5 -110 (L)
$300 Heat/Suns over 208.5 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)
NCAAF:
$300 Miami-Ohio/Akron over 48 -110 (L)
$300 Bowling Green/Toledo over 54 -110 (L)
Play of the Day:
$600 Miami-Ohio -9.5 -110 (L)
Total Wagered: $2100
Total Returned: $1145.46
Total Loss: $954.54
Total Earned to Date: $6023.69
Contact Info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com
May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.
14 comments:
Ill ride that train all day of the week.
Ill be honest here, I myself own a blackberry, but I fucking LOATHE bbm. I only use my phone for three things:
Getting access to gambling sites on the go to post up plays when I'm not near a computer.
Getting porn on the go
Doing e-banking when I've run myself dry at the bar.
Other than that, fuck it. Every 16 year old out there has a blackberry or iphone. What the fuck business does a 16 year old do that justifies the need for a bb? Unless he/she is peddling coke or scheduling gangbangs, then fine. Other than that, they should be using those old Nokia block phones.
I blame bad parenting.
North Carolina -15, Michigan -12.5 college ball. Need a big rebound. Cornell Big Red bailed me out hard last night. Going to lay it big on these two.
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Completely disagree...BBM rules. Way better than email and light years ahead of texting, and who talks to anybody on the phone these days anyways?
Nice BB pic there, JJ. Those are only about 8+ generations ago.
Ive got a phone from 7/11 that isn't even data capable. I've got a mortgage, RRSP's, kids, a wife, and take family vacations to Florida. Everyday I realize just how "typical" my life is and I fucking love it. Once you've accepted the fact that you're not special, you don't feel the need to purchase your importance through a smart phone. A giant FU to all the cunts who think that they are somebody because they buy what marketing execs peddle them. "Honies gettin money playin niggas like dummies". Thanks BIG. The same applies to all you dumb tards who eat what insecurities culture feeds you.
Blackberry's are fine. BBMs are quick and get things done fast. I'm pretty sure when I quit smoking my blackberry took its place in terms of addictions. Just because a bunch of people abuse them with social networking, dumb games doesn't mean they are horrible. Then again I know your just trying to get some hits JJ good job
Bleacher, will lay them both down, thanks.
TB, I don't email, text or make phone calls really. I pay like $7/month for 50 weekday minutes and the only time I use my phone is for setting up pussy . You just prove my point with the 8 generations though. I'm not saying you but there are people in this world who measure their success by the generation of phone they have. In the end unless your in business and the smart-phone is essential, no one in my age range needs this shit. All cunts.
DVS, don't need hits I meant what I said, a phone has become the new car as the measuring stick for social status in a lot of people's eyes.
testify! great post again JJ, you're fantastic
Over 5.5 (-120). Smith is playing. Seems like a 6-4 game or around there.
Lol didn't even say the teams. Lightning and flyers. My bad
any time i go out for dinner with people, at least one or two are having a separate convo on their BBM.
i don't believe smartphones are much of a status symbol amongst people over 25, but maybe for kids in highschool, and undergrads. no different than whatever label you have on your feet.
what i hate the most is the amount of texts i now recieve. nobody phones anymore. i even have friends that don't answer anything other than a text of FB message.
i finally have a keyboard on my phone, that helps i guess.
5-4 after the first fucking period damn you fucking slaughtered it. Well done.
Thanks bro, sometimes it just goes your way.
Hey JJ, good call on the Bears game, had that with the over 56.5 in the Air Force/UNLV game, nothing pisses me off more than in a college game, 1st and goal with a minute left and they don't go for it, FUCK!!!
I'm ready to punch my fucking monitor. So stuuuuuuupid no way should that game gone under. Fucking fumble on the 2 yard line earlier when all they had to do was punch it in. Such a great day yet I take a loss because of that dumb shit
Wait...people pay for phones/BB's? Now who's getting screwed?
Nice to see you've now qualified it with an age range though, that makes for a different story.
I do find it funny that you're cracking on the BB set when it is the iPhone crew that are light years more pretentious.
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