I'll take the Fat Kid over the Glee Lover Anyday.

Another stupid stupid play has me pissed off again so fuck it, going to take it out on the dumb people that buy dumb shit. You can't go 2 minutes without seeing this dumb ass commercial. It starts off with the gay ass song "Evacuate the Dancefloor" then there are faggot Asians and white people who are probably professional  sculptors dancing by themselves. All this is supposed to represent some motion controlling bullshit where you don't need a controller to game anymore, your actions dictate what happens in the game. This is the dumbest fucking shit I've ever heard: video game systems without any controller. 99% of the people who play video games on a consistent basis (4+ hours a day) are fat kids who will never get laid, never get a decent job and will be living off their Grandma's pension for the next 30 years. You think these motherfuckers want to get up and dance and have their action control the video game? They want to sit the fuck down on a big ass couch with a bag of Doritos and a big ass package of oreos, put on a headset and escape. Escape into a world that is the only thing left preventing them from suicide. Some fictional Call of Duty world, not some dumb ass shit where they have to move their ass to play the game.

Thank you Microsoft, you just killed fatty Brenden, now whose going to fucking open the change room doors at Walmart? Are you going to open those doors Bill Gates? You just made some poor soul kill himself because he was forced to get up on his ass and move. The other logical argument for this dumb ass shit is "what about house parties?" If I go to a house party and I see a bunch of people like this: click here playing a video game. I'm either going to roll out the chloroform or get the fuck out. If you're hosting a party and all you got is gay ass dance video games or motion sensor crap then you live a life not worth living.

What's worse is that I just went to their site and it said "see a ball? Kick it" What in the flying fuck. Ain't nothing in this world that gives me more satisfaction that standing in-front of my television and kicking a fictitious ball for my entertainment. I didn't fucking graduate from Everest or Brown Mackie college, stop trying to feed me this stupid shit.. If you want to play video games you sit your ass down, put the disc in the system and then you play away accepting the fact that you might never get laid, get a high paying job or have a body-mass index of under 30. You don't fucking stand in open space looking like a fool. Yet once again there are going to be the people who work at a Zellers distribution center, shop at Abercrombie and Fitch  and spend their nights watching Glee buying this shit and inviting people over for "Kinect parties" where they all get to play with fictitious items and talk about how awesome it is. Meanwhile fatty Brenden is dead because Bill Gates fucked up his gaming experience. Well done you fucking prick.

Recapping the night: It's never the money, always the fucking way you lose that stings. That Nuggets/Trailblazers game was a heart-breaker for anyone who laid the +2.5.....that was a definite foul.

NFL:
$1000 Bears +1.5 -110= Return of $1909.09 (W)
$400 Bears/Fins over 39 -110 (L)
NBA:
$400 Nuggets/Trailblazers over 203 -110 (L)
$300 Suns/Magic over 205.5 -110 (L)
College Football:
$600 UCLA +2 -110 (L)
$600 UNLV/Air Force over 56.5 -110 (L)
Scott's Pick:
$300 Flyers/Lightning over 5.5 -120= Return of $550 (W)
College Basketball:
$300 North Carolina -14.5 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)
$300 Michigan -12.5 -110=Return of $572.73 (W)
$600 Georgetown/Coast Carolina over 131 -110= Return of $1145.45 (W)
$300 Vandy/Nebraska over 132.5 -110 (L)
Total Wagered: $5100
Total Returned: $4750
Total Loss: $350
Total Earned to Date: $5673.69

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