Stop Cockblocking

Now let me set the record straight, my mom's one of those semi-hard core Catholics. She isn't one of those white parents that let their kids bang in the basement and provide condoms to go with it. We don't talk about sex, we never have, and we never will, she might still hold on to her own false belief that I'm a virgin and I'd like to keep things that way. So basically I got no place to fuck. I don't live in places like Flint, Michigan or Billings, Montana so the hotels are fucking expensive and that isn't an option. When I want to get my fix it's either family restrooms, the backseat of the car parks, or movie theaters. I wish it wasn't this way but it is so I'll take it anyway I can get it.

Today, one of my chicks and I decided to head out and see Inception. I hate movies because I got a short-ass attention span but I agree to these things because I want head. The whole reason I picked Inception is because I thought Angelina Jolie acted in it. Little did I know, she acted in Salt and Inception was about Leonardo DiCaprio. (Kind of fucks up your flow when you were hoping to visualize Angelina sucking your dick but instead you get the dude from the Titanic). So we get there an hour early and she goes to town (I didn't even have to ask, she was all game). Things are going good and finally about 5 million of my little kids are sprayed all over the place. Alright time to pick a new seat (we got an hour and there isn't anyone in the theater) Onto round 2.....

We're about to get into it again and someone is about to walk in. No biggie I've been through this before, I've perfected the art of having sex in public. There's that adrenaline rush that I actually welcome so it isn't going to fuck up my flow. The person walks in and starts walking to the back. Now I'm starting to get a bit nervous wondering if it's a cop. The person keeps walking til he's in our row, then he sits his skinny Gandhi looking ass 4 seats away. Is this a fucking joke? There's a big ass theater with at least 600 seats and no one is fucking in it and this dude is sitting right fucking next to us. Cockblocking at its finest. It should fucking be illegal. It's near impossible for a man to just get rid of the millions of kids that were just expected to come out of his penis and I'm sure there is a negative health impact with not letting go when you are ready to explode. This dumbass who sat by himself made me hold my load til it went away (I'm really not sure where it went, but eventually it did). If you are a cockblocker please do the world a favor and take up mining in places like Chile, please and thanks. 

Recapping the Night:

NCAA Football:
$400 Southern Miss. -6 -110= Return of $763.64 (W)
$300 Nevada +3 -115= Return of $560.87 (W)
Baseball:
$200 Indians -110= Return of $381.82 (W)
$200 Marlins -110 (L)
$200 Reds -105 (L)
$300 Rockies -130= Return of $527.27 (W)
$300 Rangers -110(L)
$300 Red Sox -130 (L)
Play of the Day:
$500 Nevada/California over 65.5 -110= Return of $954.55 (W)
Total Wagered: $2700
Total Returned: $3188.15
Total Profit: $488.15
Total Earned to Date: $2936.30

 

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