The Best Excuse I've Heard In a Long Time

Ricky Hatton is a boxer for those that don't know who is most famous for taking a beat down by Floyd Mayweathter Jr. After the beating he took a couple more then retired and was pretty much never heard from again, until now. See I watch a shitload of Intervention so we all know how it goes. The crackhead smokes their crack for 40 minutes, then the family talks to the crackhead for 10 minutes crying about how they've ruined their life. Then for 5 minutes the crackhead goes to rehab and is miraculously healed. At the end of the show, there is a 2 minute follow-up to which the crackhead has relapsed and went back to being a crackhead. So basically an intervention is a waste of time unless you have hit rock bottom and truly want to change.

Therefore it's safe to assume that regardless of the rehab, this motherfucker won't change. In 6 months he'll still be doing lines off a stripper's ass. What intrigues me about his entire situation is the fact that he's offered up various excuses, let's dissect them. "I don't have a coke problem" Uhh okay Ricky you did like 6 lines within an hour clearly you're fine. "I have a problem with alcohol but it isn't as serious as people are led on to believe" You're from Manchester Ricky no shit. Finally, yesterday instead of finally admitting he's a crackhead, Ricky offered up his last excuse. "Retirement has forced me into a deep depression and I have battled this with coke and alcohol but it isn't serious" Are all people from England this stupid? 95% of the world is happy when they retire and for a boxer like him, he should be happy he doesn't have to get his face bashed in. So what the fame and fortune has come to an end and now is the time you're forced to live off the $30 million+ you've made during your entire career, life is such a bitch.

Ricky, who clearly isn't the smartest guy around claims that his retirement was tough to deal with and even though he doesn't have a coke problem, he does coke on occasions to deal with the hardships of being retired. I think it's about time that boxing commissions make fighters fight with NFL helmets. This guy, who clearly was seen doing a lot of shit, denies having any problem. He claims he has to deal with depression because he's now forced to live and spend the 8 figures he's earned in his lifetime. Now Ricky is in rehab. In a month he'll come out and thank everyone for there support. He'll then say he's been "fixed" for the problems he claimed he never had. Then in 2 months he'll be busted for cocaine use and punching a stripper in her face. Such a predictable world, keep doing lines Ricky.

Recapping the night: Once again I shit the bed with NFL. 

Football:
$200 Chiefs +3 -105= Return of $390 (W)
$200 Rams +3 +105= Return of $410 (W)
$300 Eagles -6 -110 (L)
$400 Ravens -2.5 -115 (L)
$400 Panthers -3 -130 (L)
$200 Broncos -3 -125= Return of $360 (W)
$300 Texans -2.5 -115= Return of $560.87 (W)
Play of the Day:
$700 Patriots -3 -105 (L)
In game:
$700 Jets -7.5 -120= Return of $1283.33 (W)
Total Wagered: $3400
Total Returned: $3004.20
Total Loss: $395.80
Total Earned to Date: $2795.06

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