Putting You Old Ass People Onto the Internet Game.

You see shit like Brett Favre getting his shit leaked, or that politician Weiner dude, then I someone a while back sent me what they send to other people as cyber sex and I'm thinking what the fuck. Here's the problem, a lot of you older folks born before 1975 didn't have computers and shit. Y'all grew up watching the Jetsons and Threes Company and you're bringing those bum ass techniques into this new media world. It doesn't work like that, people out here grew up on type writers and shit and are applying those techniques to this modern sex game. Let me help y'all out.

1) When Taking Dick/Pussy Pictures 

The fuck was Brett Favre doing, he sent a pic of limp ass cock to some bird (no homo). Then there's Weiner who didn't even send his weiner, just some bulging crap to some chick. The fuck is wrong with some of y'all. For starters, don't accentuate shit. Work with what you have, if you have a small dick (no homo) then live with it. Send it anyway and hope she loves you. Don't be using the zoom button and shit, you're only going to make yourself look like a fool. Ladies no freaky faces, no weird poses, natural is best. Lighting is everything when it comes to these private pics, bright lighting is everything. Once again no fucking poses or weird facial expressions, go natural and you'll get whatever your seeking.

2) The Cyber Game

No fucking big words, the point of the whole fucking thing is to make the person quickly cum, or envision you when they are writing. If you use words like "transcendent" then you're essentially about as evil as a dude who kicks homeless people. Also, don't talk about yourself when doing it, talk about others. Here's a sample (smh don't kill me we're helping others): "id open my mouth wide and take in every inch of your juicy cock, slowly working all of it in. id take in inch by inch until your entire dick was down my throat. then id stick my tongue out and lick your balls, id back away until your dick was in front of my  face and then id give you the biggest smile while i look into your eyes" See what she did, nothing about her body, when doing the cyber thing, think of yourself as a servant, the whole point of the exercise is to make the other person envision you when you're not there. By you using big ass words, talking about your big boobs or playing with your pussy, you ain't doing shit.

3) Skype

Be creative, think about something you could give that porn can't. The whole personal effect. Say names, do sexy dances, even if you ain't a dancer dude will appreciate it. Make it your own, grab a coke bottle and suck the shit out of it. You going on there and simply playing with your pussy is something that any pornstar could do and a whole lot more. Make it personal, scream and shout, get into it and you will have him coming back for more.

4) Only Do It With Someone You Trust.

If there's any doubt in your mind that this person could use this shit against you, then don't fucking send it cause chances are once shit goes sour they will. Some bitch ass people show their friends, upload it on the internet, will show your friends or use it against you in court LMAO. Don't let that person be you, only do this type of shit with someone you love and trust. Nowadays you just can't be doing this shit with everyone. They will fuck you over. If your game is really week they'll fuck you over too, so take what I said and make it work for you. If you're one of those people who have never done skype, sexy texts/cyber, or naked pics even to your wife then that shit won't last forever and she's eventually going to run off with a mini school bus driver. If you never gave this shit to your husband then rest assured, he's fucking the female courier who wears the ugly colored hat and has a sportswatch.

I'm out peace.