This Weekend Survival Tips: Guest Additions from Cheeba

By Sunday I'm certain me and the homie Master Cheeba will end up like the two dudes in today's pictures. Like he once called me and told me "We just can't be friends" We end up getting shitfaced and doing crazy shit, most of it we don't even remember. But we do that shit while sober as well, like eating flowers and shit. I've been intrigued with the concept of eating flowers for a while, I researched that shit and the health benefits are insane. He has a Masters in this shit so we going to go out and eat flowers. But before that we're getting shitfaced on Friday and probably Saturday. Here is the survival guide we came up with so we don't die or have problems like we have had in the past (he added some of this): 

- No debit/credit card, straight cash and many tokens. (This one is necessary. I lost money recently and I don't know where it went. I also had my identity stolen or some shit and some fuck bought a plane ticket on my credit card. He lost all sorts of shit in the past, carry as little as possible) 

-If you hook up with an Asian girl, pat her down before to make sure she ain't got no dick. (Apparently we'll be in Little Korea tomorrow, so this is also necessary)

-Carry $1.56 for honey buns.

-The following songs cannot be played this weekend: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAfrhmIvZ_s&feature=relmfu: or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jNyr6BJZuI or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ITLNzPoEqs or best song ever cause we tear the club up .

-No blacking out. Nah if we can't handle it anymore we leaving that shit on the fucking table.

-Bouncers are our friends this weekend, we ain't getting tossed from anywhere. 

-No yelling Drake Sucks before midnight.

-Don't give any attention to chinks on the bus, we know how it ended up last time.

-Cockney accents are our friends.

Hopefully we make it to Sunday, I'm out. Peace.