Random Shit From The Weekend

Before I get into it this is why I believe in God. It's Saturday night, I haven't had nothing to drink and I'm feeling pretty good. I'm thinking why not go up the block, see some of my boys from highschool, play some dice and just watch some regular hood fat ass. I hit em up to make sure they know I was coming after the Amir Kahn/Zab Judah fight, then after it was done I said fuck it. I never say fuck it but I did on Saturday night. Here's where one of my boys ended up: click this link .

Here's a bunch of random shit from this weekend, I'm desperately chilling, got a lot to say but I won't say it, I'll behave (just wanted y'all to know that haha):

-cashed in again at the Roulette table. Went on a streak of like 11-0, my intuition is unreal. So I buy pints for everyone I'm with because once again I'm sitting on a few hundred. Then I noticed a Sportsbook. I'm thinking aSportsbook in Canada, this shit must be gold. My eyes lit up like a child. I go to the window ready to lay down 100 on CFL, she tells me: sorry we only do parlays. Only in fucking Canada, the sad part is, it was a proper sportsbook. Digital board, tvs, couches the whole nine, and motherfuckers are sitting down betting parlays. SMH.

-9am on sunday morning a chick hit me up with this message: "I'm sitting here in church and all I could think of is getting fucked on this table next to me. I'm flying to Toronto on August 5th, want to meet?" I can't think of better ways of finding hell LMAO.

-Medium Ass made my weekend again (no I ain't telling everyone who she is but I told her to get at me when her box was rejuvenated after that flight). Actually I'll do a blog on medium ass one of these days, she wants my kids but she'll deny it.

-Salute to all my "fans" who send me naked pics and tell me to delete them after I look at them. I never share but I never delete. I re-sent one to a chick to remind her of what she sent, she recycled that shit to her fiance...

-Amy Winehouse probably looks more attractive with the embalming fluid and shit than she did when she was alive. (tell me I'm lying..) 

-There was something sweet about not drinking on Saturday. I dunno what it was but it felt good.

-I think it was Friday I went to see my cousin in ICU with my mom. I stopped going in to see him because it's just depressing so I wait in the waiting room for my mom. I notice a hot chick there and I'm thinking she definitely is at her lowest point let me talk to her (don't judge me.) Yea, her eyes lit up when I said what up. She looked confused. Then she hit me with the sign language while trying to talk. She was deaf. All I could think about is how horrible this shit would be in bed (don't judge me again). Then her dad comes who could speak english and shit just got even more awkward. Thank fuck my mom came out of that place and I had an excuse to leave.

-I walked into a Korean supermarket today (don't ask why) and those heauxs have never seen a black dude before. They were following me and shit, a few of them definitely wanted some dick, it's like they just got off the boat. Then I hit the produce section, seen 4 bell peppers for $6 and got the fuck out of there. I been sleeping on those Asians though but I'm not ready to explore until all of them start shaving, shit's disgusting.

I'm out, peace.