Before I begin let me tell you, yesterday this chick walked on the bus. Was not a day over 14 and had tits bigger than double D's and the ass to match. Every dude on the bus was in amazement. Not one dirty thought crossed my mind..............
You know the other day I was thinking about since breaking up with my girlfriend, what did I lose? So I thought about it and you could put a price on box. I came up with a system, now I'll use the standard rate that heauxs charge: $220/hr. But my system looks at it from a relationship standpoint. So the pussy is good for sex but I'm looking at every aspect of the relationship. I'm also looking at the average girl in each category, not the hottest. So here's what I came up with:
Canadian box:
They are pretty basic. Pretty stuck with hockey and they are very pretentious. They think that because they come from a developed country their box is perfect. Well it's fucking regular and they are the most corniest people on the planet. Also, they don't have the best hygiene and are followers, never a leader.
Price: $220/hour
American box:
They'll do whatever you ask once you're good at it. They will fuck you an insane amount of times and put up with your worst traits. Only problem is they don't really work good jobs. They'll find something at CVS or Walgreens and be content with that which is fine. But they fucking are materialists to the core and run into debt. But the sex is so good you have to account for that more.
Price: $350/hour
British box:
So underrated like you wouldn't believe. They are not the best looking and they are not there mentally but they fuck like you get fucked in your dreams. They cook, they clean, they work, they let you drink, smoke and wreak havoc. They'll find a way to make ends meet but they don't have very high aspirations. They are ugly but often times, they are worth it.
Price: $285/hour
Italian Box:
Don't take it, give it back. LMAO nah I'm playing. Down to earth people who are open to many things. They are very good sexually, not the best, not the worst and they'll be by your side. Then "it" happens. When they just explode and go crazy, I've been told this for years and it proves to be true time and time again. Something triggers them and the fine ass box chains. But trust me, you get a good one you are smiling until "it" happens. Also, you have to consider the box of their families as well because they are so attached.
Price: $380/hour
Caribbean Box:
They'll cook and they'll clean. They will take care of their kids. They won't ever work and they'll complain to you every single day. Some of them have aids though so you have to account for that. But the problem with them is, not only do they end up getting fat. They are like Italians. They wake up one morning and change. Except when they change, it's always for another man worth less than you are worth. They don't upgrade, they downgrade, it's fucking weird but true.
Price: $195/hour (heavily relied on the fact that they are from 3rd world countries but MUCH hotter than Canadians)
Portuguese Box:
Pretty much identical to everything I said about Italians but after 30 they are pretty worthless, 40 it gets even worse. They pack on the pounds like you wouldn't believe. They are so hot too I don't understand it. But the weight is unbearable.
Price: $160/hour
Spanish Box:
They are moderately good in bed, they are amazingly hot and they make decent money. The problem is they have a fucked up ideology and are easily led astray. This could become problematic, like all of a sudden they'll invest their money in Blockbuster or something cause a secretary at work told them it was a good idea. They are so easily influenced and they are racist so their box is devalued a bit.
Price: $325/hour
African Box:
Unless you from South Africa this ain't worth shit. Aids, lack of education, terrible sex, dark ass skin, weird practices, strange customs, nasty food. I know dudes who get blowjobs from girls from Sierra Leone for $2 and I swear on everything I love that's a true story. This shit is in the red.
Price: $-400/hour
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