Solving The US Debt Crisis

Shorty told me today " I'm not going to ruin your blog today then proceeded to...." you know what never mind today is too great. When Chuck Knoblauch is following you on twitter, you're doing something right.

I been hearing a lot about this US debt crisis. Apparently they'll run out of money somewhere between August 3rd-10th. Here's how you solve this shit, it's so simple:

1) Legalize weed. Get my nigga to supply that shit. His stuff is so good the one time I had it I swear that shit is worth $14/gram. Trust me, if you smoked his shit you'd be happy to pay $14/gram. So the government would make a shitload off of this thing. 

2) Legalize online gambling. Tax the offshore companies slightly but legalize it. Instead of spending millions shutting down poker sites and sportsbooks, make money off this shit. There's no reason why it shouldn't be legal. 

3) Legalize prostitution and create a Heaux registry. People will always need pussy. No matter how much debt you are in, the pussy industry will always remain the same. In order to make this work, prostitutes would be government employees. The dudes who are using the heauxs pay the government and in return the governement gives the Heaux a substantial salary. So you would see prostitutes looking for pathetic males everywhere and it would be more open. All they would need is an ID to show they are in the Heaux Registry. There would be government approved hotels and shit with security so everything would be safe. Howard Johnson: Official Hotel of the Government Heaux Registry. You would be making significant amounts of money if you're the government. 

4) Close down all the banks, have few banks who don't need a fucking bailout. Why the fuck does the US have 1000000 banks? Create one bank called the National Bank of Julius James. Here you get your weed, your money, affordable interest rates, and heauxs. It's a one stop shot. Brilliant. Fuck Chase and Bank of America and shit, fuck em all, pure scum. Realistically though the most you should need is 5 banks, no need for a million.

5) Change Mortgage restrictions. Lets assume I make 50k per year and the most I could be approved for is a $250k mortgage. Instead, I would only be able to get a mortgage of $150k. See what I mean, individuals will be in less debt. 

6) Bulldoze the manufacturing belt. It doesn't work anymore. Indiana, Detroit, Cleveland, Toledo, Buffalo etc. They all getting bulldozed and going back to farms. These places have lost over 50% of their population and are abandoned and looking shitty, just bulldoze it and create farms. You create jobs for this project and you get a decent return in a few years, you start exporting and shit. Believe it or not they've talked about doing this to Detroit for a long time now. 

7) STOP government bailouts. If you need a government bailout, you shouldn't exist. Plain and simple.

8) Slash military spending by 90%.

9) Tax corporations heavily. All these corporations, specifically General Electric hire former IRS members and make a killing off the government. They need to stop it, corporations should pay just like everyone else. What they do is criminal and unethical, a long with the thousands of banks scattered all over the states. This is a problem that needs to be fixed, asap.

10) Stop sending niggas to jail. Watch this video niggas: Sad story about a girl exploited in prison for life . There are people getting up serving 10 years for stealing a bag of chips at Walmart. Shit is sad, stop it, stop the overcrowding prisons. Make those dudes work. 

11) Fix colleges. It costs approx. $200k for an American to go to College in America. Just a 4 year normal degree from a shitty place like Boise St. That shit is plain wrong. Regulate and fix that shit, people are becoming enslaved by debt because of this, it's fucking terrible. 

Listen to those suggestions and the government will have the $13 trillion it needs in no time. It needs to stop letting the corporations/banks and false morals dictate the land. 

Cheeba's Music Corner (Everyday I'll have a song, like the song of the day, and call it Cheeba's music corner cause my boy came up with the idea, salute) Came up with this idea because there's too much faggots listening to Drake and acting like girls. Everyday I'll post something I listen to, my shit's good and it's a wide variety of genres.

Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJM2PyTQ9kk here's a bonus one cause I'm in a good mood http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPVTl9K0lqc

We got a long weekend so I'll either be back Sunday or Monday, depending on where I am and how drunk I get. I don't know what this holiday is called but for everyone celebrating, have a safe and blessed long weekend. I'm out, peace.