Virtually Making it Rain

For those that don't know "making it rain" is a concept associated with strip clubs. Idiots and people with a lot of money who have nothing better to do will attend a strip club with $1000+ one dollar bills and will throw them around. A lot of the people who do that dumb shit have no concept of money management and will probably be broke by 40 but it pertains to today's topic. I'm a chronic masturbator therefore I'm always looking for ways to improve the experience. It started with basic television in the late night hours, then it went to downloading porn from sites like napster, then it was tube-porn via porn streaming sites and now it's porn from models on cam sites.

I've recently discovered a site where there are "models" willing to do anything. They're just regular people hooked up to a network that like to stick things up their private parts (all girls). It's a free service however there is a "token system" they use. Basically if you feel the need, you can purchase "tokens" which cost about 25cents for 1. These "models" will start by saying: "2000 tokens and I'll strip, "5000 to see me squirt" and so on because they get half and the owners of the site gets half. I shouldn't be complaining because these dumbasses allow me to enjoy the show for free but fuck there are either some really dumb people with a lot of money in this world or a lot of broke people in this world. Houses are being foreclosed left, right, and centre in this world but you wouldn't know that by this site. There are people dropping 5000 in just a matter of seconds. That's $1250 bucks to see a service that everyone else in the room is getting for free. What the fuck?

I can't comprehend how someone is willing to spend that much to see a hot chick pole dance online when you could get fucked for that sort of money 12x off the internet. I love it because I get to see all the goods and I don't pay shit but I'm really confused as to how people could just spent that sort of money in seconds. If you're going to spend money why not head out to a strip club or hire an escort? What the fuck are people doing with their lives that they are able to spend thousands of dollars to see girls online do freaky things. I doubt any of these guys spending these amounts of money are Bill Gates or Steve Jobs, I'm assuming these are just porn addicts racking up thosands of dollars of debt. Oh well, I benefit from these idiots so I'm off to watch a chick stick a wine bottle up her vagina.

Recapping the Night: Another day, another nice profit
NBA:

$100 Atlanta Hawks +9 (L)
$100 Orlando/ATL under 192 -110= Return of $190.91 (W)
$100 Utah Jazz +6 (L)
$100 Utah/La Lakers over 199= Return of $190.91 (W)
MLB:
$100 LA Angels +168 (L)
$100 St. Louis Cardinals -118 (L)
$100 Atlanta Braves -105 (L)
$100 Padres/Rockies over 7 -125 (L)
$200 Toronto Blue Jays -125= Return of $360 (W)
$100 Twins -125= Return of $180 (W)
$100 San Diego -132= Return of $175.76 (W)
Hockey:
$100 MTL +150 (L)
$100 San Jose +150= Return of $250 (W)
Play of the Day:
MLB: $400 Tampa Bay -132= Return of $703.03 (W)

Total Wagered: $1800

Total Returned: $2050.61
Total Profit: $250.61
Total Earned to Date: $2717.42

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.