50 Bitches You Could Fuck But Never Marry (Part 1)

Last night I was sitting in class bored out of my mind. I decided to look around and see if I could pick one chick that would make a good wife. Was doing this exercise purely on looks. I then realized...none of these hoes could be my wife. Here's the first 25 girls who are good for sex and nothing else, if you married em you made a mistake:


50) The girl who often wears track pants/sweats/any sort of sporting gear to class. For a bitch to dress like that, I don't care how hot they are....they're hiding something like a 3rd nipple or a cock.


49) Virgins: you have to ask yourself, was it worth it? They are worse than leeches when it comes to clinging.


48) The ones with high self-esteem: Females should never have high self-esteem. Something ain't right.


47) Eastern-European hoes: They'll call their brother on your ass when things go sour and he'll blow your ass up like they do at football (soccer) matches.


46) Any chick that watches Glee: She will want you to wear skinny jeans and act like a fag.


45) Portugese girls: They are so sexy, until you marry them. Then they start to resemble Kirstie Alley after Cheers. These bitches let themselves down.


44) A chick who knows nothing about sports: Recently had a chick tell me: Why can't a QB throw it so high in the air that they catch it themselves, would make for a great trick play....uh ya...


43) A women that listens to Pink: She's on her empowered bullshit and will fuck you over if you ever put a ring on her finger.


42) An Ambitious Women: If she's going to make more than you, she'll force you to do things you don't want too. Like "stick this dildo in your ass" and you got no choice cause the bitch pays the bills, avoid it.


41) An arabic chick: uhhhh Jihad...


40) A chick that listens to Akon: That bitch is the one sucking multiple dicks in the club


39) A fat chick: If she was fat when you met her, what the fuck did you think would happen when you married her. The bitch didn't care about herself then and she won't care about herself now.


38) A chick who has never been on public transport: If she's never been on the bus in her life, then she don't know anything about life and this bitch needs to be avoided.


37) A chick who buys her clothes at Walmart: uh ya it's 2010 surely you could find the clearence rack at H&M.


36) A girl who loves techno/house music: She'll definitely cheat on your ass with the first fist pumper that comes around.


35) A Boston Red Sox Fan: they got aids.


34) A chick who volunteers for the less fortunate: If a chick spends time volunteering, she's compensating for something she doesn't have and it's best you avoid her so you don't hold the burden of finding out the cause for the gap in her life.


33) An overly religion chick: Eventually you'll do something that God wouldn't approve...it'll get ugly.


32) A chick who can out drink you: Do I really have to explain this one?


31) A bitch who can swallow a banana whole: uhhhhhh give her my number.


30) A girl who claims her dad is her best friend/role model: That dude was touching her and telling her to like it back in the day


29) A bitch who aspires to be a model: She'll suck a lot of cock to get to the top.


28) The girl who suddenly has to go to the bathroom after every meal: she ain't freshening up..she's throwing up.


27) A girl who despises Chris Brown: He had the right idea.


26) A girl who brings her own condoms: Ya dude you're flying into the Grand Canyon with that one...hit it and run her legs could stretch from here to Mars.


Part 2 coming tomorrow.


Recapping the Night: Thank you Washington Nationals
Soccer:


$200 Vancouver +100 (L)
MLB:
$100 Marlins +127 (L)
$100 Phillies -110 (L)
$200 Dodgers +100= Return of $400 (W)
$100 Astros +105= Return of $205 (W)
$100 Cardinals -115 (L)
$100 Washington Nationals +250= Return of $350 (W)
$100 White Sox -120= Return of $183.33 (W)
$100 Texas Rangers -115 (L)
$200 LA Angels -130= Return of $353.85 (W)
$200 Yankees +103= Return of $406 (W)
NBA:
$100 Celtics +4 (L)
$100 Celtics money line +165 (L)
Play of The Day:
$400 Celtics/Magic over 186= Return of $763.64 (W)


Total Wagered: $2100
Total Returned: $2661.82
Total Profit: $561.82
Total Earned to Date: $6177.65


May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.