The Award For the Most Pathetic Life Goes To:

We finally knew what Willis was talking about. Normally I wouldn't talk about shit like this because karma's going to take money from me but I'll take the risk. I don't give a fuck about this guy but today I found out something interesting. Despite being married, at 42 there is a high probability that Gary Coleman died a virgin. What the fuck? When I think of shitty lives I think of Paul Bernardo rotting in a cell or Timothy McVeigh eating that mint chocolate chip ice cream before his execution. However, Gary Coleman you might have had a worse life than those two cunts. Let's look at the facts. You were born with some weird disease that makes you look like a short freak. The fact that you were a short freak enabled you to act in a show where everyone exploited you, including your parents. After the show you couldn't get an acting job or a real job because you were a freak so you do a lot of  dumb shit. Then you get married to some hot white chick and now we find out you never even fucked her.


As the saying goes, everytime you fall just dust yourself off and get back on your feet. Gary Coleman couldn't even do that properly. However, the sad part is I don't think he died from a fall, I think Gabourey Sidibe ate him. But really Gary why didn't you just kill yourself like your good friend Dana Plato, it would have made things easy on you. Throughout his life everyone ridiculued Gary Coleman's short black ass and now that he's dead they'll all go put out their "RIP" on the social networks and talk about how influential he was on their childhood. Let's call a spade of spade, he was a fucking freak who couldn't do anything right and if he was 18 inches taller no one would ever know who this pathetic fuck is. The fact is we could cry about his ass all we want but how did Gary Coleman affect my life? I watched him on PBS a few times (Different Strokes was a terrible fucking show by the way) and I laughed at his freakish looking ass. We could talk about how everyone fucked him over in life but the fact of the matter is, this dude received most of the money that was taken from him.


He was awarded $1.3 million. Go buy yourself some pussy Arnold what the fuck did you blow that money on? Why the fuck should I feel sorry for someone that was awarded $1.3 million, was married to a hot fucking chick, and still died a virgin. Dude spent 42 years being a freak when we could have just done what his friend Dana did and become worm food, at least she did something with herself. Where the fuck did he even fall from? The kids high chair at Applebees? I never understood why child-stars who can't find work anymore decide to do drugs and alcohol and squander the money they earned. Why not come to the realization that people will always perceive you as the child you once acted and maybe go back to school, get a real job and do the odd appearence here and there. Instead you got little Arnold Jackson blowing $1.3 million on anime and Pokemon cards, filing for bankruptcy and beating a wife he never fucked. Congrats Gary, you get the most pathetic life award because everything you ever tried to do, you came up just a little short......


Recapping the Night: Better than I thought it would be after I lost the play of the day. Approach tomorrows board with caution, karma might have her say. Sunday I'm doing a special edition on World Cup gambling so if you are a gambler and usually tune out on Sundays you might want to pop in for a bit.
MLB:


$100 Washington Nationals +141= Return of $241 (W)
$200 Nationals/Padres over 6.5 -120= Return of $366.67 (W)
$100 Diamondbacks +130 (L)
$100 Mariners -105=Return of $195.24 (W)
$100 St. Cards -1.5 +130= Return of $230 (W)
$200 Mets -105 (L)
$100 Tigers/As over 9 -120= Push Return of $100 (P)
Arena Football:
$200 Orlando Predators +1 (L)
NBA:
$100 Celtics -3.5 -110= Return of $190.91 (W)
Play Of The Day:
$400 Celtics/Magic over 188 -110 (L)


Total Wagered: $1600
Total Returned: $ 1323.82
Total Loss: $276.18
Total Earned To Date: $5784.38


May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.