I Take Back What I Said

A couple of week ago after I saw the most perfect tits I made a blog entry talking about how plastic surgery is quite alright and should be a consideration by most ugly bitches, I was wrong. Last night I found out there was a new season of The Hills. I'm checking this shit out online because yes it's one of my favourite shows. (It's how I get the 16-18 year old girls) In the first episode I watch they show the face of Heidi Montag, a 23 year old girl who has had something like 20 cosmetic procedures. This bitch looked like Johnny Depp in Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. She didn't look like a barbie or even plastic she looked she had just survived a 3 alarm blaze and her face had been all burnt up. What the fuck? Not even the ugliest hoes need 20 procedures to look hot, what the fuck is wrong with this bitch?

She went from being "fairly hittable" to " you couldn't pay me enough to stick my dick in that thing." Why would anyone need to do that much shit to their body? The one thing all females have that allow them to be loved is what's between their legs. You could be a crackhead, a CEO, a pornstar, even a granny as long as you got a well functioning vagina then someone will find you desireable. There are many cocks in this world willing to stoop as low as they can for some action. Therefore I can't understand why someone would want to change themselves to the extent where they want to look like Joan Rivers on crack. The fuck does anyone need size H tits for? I'd suffocate in those. The sad part about it is, the "riding the short bus to school" hoes I bang see girls like Heidi as a role-model and if I want any more action from these fine but retarded hoes I'll need to tell them how amazing this Willy Wonka looking girl is.

Among her plenty procedures why the hell would anyone need to shave down their cheeks. Just the thought makes me cringe. We live in a world where dumbasses and psychotic bitches get rewarded. I've seen dead old ladies filled with embalming fluid looking hotter than Heidi Montag. A while back I said it should be okay for girls to become bulimic if they wanted to get the job they desire or the guy they want but I'll take that back as well. There will always be someone to love the fat ones so no need for anyone to change, men are desperate enough. Heidi Montag or any other chick contemplating plastic surgery I have an excellent sollution to your problem. Take the scalpel the doctor will use and just slit your throat, it would make you the most attractive person ever and the world will love you.

Recapping the Night: Uhhh...I knew this would happen, can't win em all. Time to be smart and proceed with caution.

MLB:

$100 Reds/Pirates over 9 -105 (L)
$100 Braves +145= Return of $245 (W)
$100 Phillies -1.5 (game 1) -120 (L)
$100 Dodgers/DBacks over 9.5 -120 (L)
$100 Mariners +103 (L)
$200 Phillies (game 2) +100= Postponed Return of $200 (P)
$100 Rays/Angels over 8 +100 (L)
$100 Mets/Nationals over 8 -120= Return of $180 (W)
Hockey:
$200 Bruins/Flyers over 5 -140 (L)
$200 Canadiens/Pens under 5.5 -140 (L)
$100 Canadiens +210= Return of $310 (W)
Play of The Day:
$400 Boston Red Sox +100 (L)

Total Wagered: $1800

Total Returned: $910
Total Loss: $890
Total Earned to Date: $4851.43

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.