Take That Sucka

Usually I don't like to talk about rumors that started from some shitty blog, this one being terezowens.com (what the fuck?) but numerous inside sources are calling this one  true so it has some legs. Last week the cunt on your left cost most of us some money. He was a twat and he quit on his team and just took it up the ass by the Boston Celtics. This week, we find out that while LeBron James was quitting on defence and refused to drive it to the basket, his team-mate Delonte West was driving something into his mother, Gloria James. Ha Ha Ha Ha in 7 years you've won fuck all, done a bunch of gay dances on the court, had almost every call go your way, and did a whole lot of nothing and now we could add that your team-mate fucked your mom. Well done LeBron!

While this is definitely a pipe dream wouldn't it be amazing if Gloria married Delonte and LeBron was forced to call him daddy. How bad does it get? Here we have a gifted player who is about to hold the NBA hostage so they can all toss his salad while he chooses a team for next season and Delonte West is getting it in with his mother. LeBron you could go to Chicago, you could go to New York, or you could stay in Cleveland but none of that would change the fact that Delonte West, some orange haired freak from DC plowed your mom. I wonder what it's like to play with someone who after practice will get in his car and go straight to your mom's house. Had it been me I'd have knocked his ass out and disown my mother however knowing LeBron he probably did a few locker-room dances and went back to the mirror so he could masturbate to the fact that he is LeBron James.

However when you put it all in perspective, Delonte West what the fuck is wrong with you? For beginners, if it is true then you'll probably never play another NBA game in your life. The league is pro-LeBron and they don't want a guy like you in there because they can't protect their baby. Also, that fucking bitch looked like a 5ft10' LeBron James, they look exactly alike. Are you some time of faggot who couldn't get with LeBron so you decided to bang the dude's mother. You're a fucking millionare you could get any pussy you want but you decide to bang some 40 year old dude-looking thing?  You're a fucking freak and you probably fucked your career over but it ain't like I give a fuck. Can't wait to see the inevitable sex-tape though even as a porn addict there is no way in hell I'm watching it.

Recapping the Night: Fuckin Jays.
MLB:

$100 Rays/Yankees over 9 -115= Return of $186.91 (W)
$200 Braves -150= Return of $333.33 (W)
$100 Phillies/Cubs under 9 -105= Push Return of $100 (P)
$100 Cardinals/Marlins over 7.5 -105 (L)
$100 Royals/Indians Over 9 +100= Return of $200 (W)
$200 Tigers -115= Return of $373.91 (W)
$100 Twins +126 (L)
$100 Houston Astros +131 (L)
Hockey:
$200 Flyers/Canadiens over 5 -125= Return of $360 (W)
$100 Canadiens -1.5 +230= Return of $330 (W)
Play of The Day:
$500 Blue Jays -125 (L)

Total Wagered: $1800
Total Returned: $1844.15
Total Profit: $84.15
Total Earned to Date: $5111.31

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.