Toronto Wank Fest Coming Soon

It's 1:59am and I'm not in the mood for the RCMP or FBI knocking on my door and wanting to beat my ass so I'll try my best to behave in this entry. Everytime I turn on the television I keep hearing about this G20 Summit in Toronto that is going to shut the city down and will leave Toronto in complete chaos. I try to avoid the news as much as I can so I didn't know what the fuck is going on until about 15 minutes ago when I decided to wiki G20. Basically all the world leaders and finance ministers of relevant countries along with the central bank are coming over to discuss economic issues and talk about the global economy and blah blah blah. Here's what I want to know...what the fuck is so important that no one can enter the downtown core and the Jays and their 10,000 fans (well 45k because of Doc) won't be able to see the Phillies.

What the fuck do these world leaders have to talk about? Europe? Broke. Dubai? Broke. USA? Broke. England? Don't even have a fucking government. South Africa? Dangerous and probably broke. It's annoying that all these world leaders are coming from all over the globe to Toronto to talk about the economy. " We didn't know what the fuck we were doing and no one has money, anywhere." Can't that shit be said in a conference call or in Des Moines, Iowa or some shit? As I speak there are choppers flying around, CCTVs are being installed, and cops on horses and bikes are patrolling the city at random hours during the night. All this because world leaders want to come here and talk about how great they're doing with the economy. Let's be honest all this hype, all this commotion it's all for the one and only, better than god Barack Obama. Some lazy half-Nigerian dude from Chicago who has no clue what he's doing so he yells the word "change" a bunch of times and the whole world sucks his dick.

What a world we live in. Why do people want to protest this shit? It's self-destruction. A bunch of leaders coming over to take pics and then tweet them with Barack. For a guy who has done fuck all but talked a lot of shit, I can't believe he still gets this much attention. The G20 Summit is nothing but a glorifed wank fest where every world leader gets in a line and takes a turn at stroking Obama's dick. Then for about 5 minutes they'll have a toast to fucking over the world economically. With the sad state the world is in from an economic point of view, I'm trully amazed that these people haven't all fucked off to the Arctic and just hid from everyone. But who am I kidding then none of them would be able to fly to Toronto on some fancy private jet to kiss Barack's ass. The world has gone to shit but everyone is welcome in Toronto where they can stroke a failed leader's cock...all because of the fact that his deadbeat dad happened to be Nigerian....Oh what a Wonderful World.

Recapping the Night: Finally got it right again...let's keep it rolling.
Hockey:

$100 Canadiens +140 (L)
Baseball:
$100 Mets/Braves Under 8 -120= Return of $182.83 (W)
$100 KC Royals -110 (L)
$100 Toronto Blue Jays/Twins over 8 -110= Return of $190.91 (W)
$100 Oakland As +112= Return of $212 (W)
$100 Rangers/Angels over 8.5 +105= Return of $205 (W)
$100 Arizona Diamondbacks +185 (L)
$100 Cleveland/Tampa Bay over 8.5 -105 (L)
Baskeball:
$200 Celtics/Magic under 189 -110 = Return of $381.82 (W)
Play of The Day:
$400 Celtics +7.5 -110= Return of $763.64 (W)

Total Wagered: $1400

Total Returned: $1936.20
Total Profit: $536.20
Total Earned to Date: $5034.29

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.