Europe Behave Yourself

About a week ago I was given an article from the Croatian times. Since then I've been browsing the website. Here in Toronto our headlines usually consist of a high speed chase on the freeway with some dude going over 180km/hr or some celebrity that no one cares about who is checking into rehab. This isn't the case in Croatia. Just browsing the first page I read headlines like: Doctor charged for refusing to help Serbian patient because of nationality. 13 year old Boy goes to school with loaded gun. Cop charged with raping 14 year old girl. Boy finds skull in riverbed and a cop loses his eye as a result of last week's domestic soccer game. The fuck is wrong with you people. I'm not talking about Croatia alone I'm talking about the whole fucknig continent.

You've spent centuries fighting each other for God knows what, why the fuck don't you all just start smoking some fat spliffs and enjoy life. I guarentee you next week when I check the croatian times it's going to be the same dumbass headlines about people who are just fucked in the head. Yet in Romania or Austria it would be no different. The continent is shaking because the EU is about to fall, you're women aren't as hot as they once were, and you fuckers are still going to the beach in gay ass clothes as seen above, isn't it time for a change? I'm not talking about the bullshit change Obama talks about where we wants to change 101 different things but goes to the White House and has a big wank. It's time people stopped accepting things for being the way they are and people should want to change the norm. There are facebook groups supporting the doctor who refused to give a dude treatment after suffering a stroke because the guy was Serbian.

Is it asking too much to not take a cop's eye out during a soccer match? It's a fucking game not the fight for the last loaf of bread in the world. I was told if I keep reading these papers within a few months I'd be de-sensitized as to what is going on because everyday, everywhere in the continent these things are a regular occurance. Are people not having good sex over there? I could understand historic tension and people who generally dislike each other but I can't dream of having hatred for a group and openly displaying it every single day of my life. Just from my porn viewing I know Europe have massive fuck parties where the hot chicks go and fuck dudes and the chicks outnumber the guys like 8 to 1. Why can't you all partake in that and put down the weapons, stop the hatred have more sex and masturbate more. The continent would be a much better place.

Recapping the Night: Back on the Green. It feels good.
Cricket:

$300 Austrailia -250= Return of $420 (W)
Baseball:
$100 Reds +124 (L)
$100 Phillies +114= Return of $214 (W)
$200 Rockies -1.5 -120= Postponed Return of $200 (P)
$100 Dodgers/Padres over 7.5 -120
$100 Yankees -1.5 +105= Return of $205 (W)
$100 White Sox -120 (L)
Play Of the Day:
$400 Toronto Blue Jays -120= Return of $733.33 (W)


Total Wagered: $1400
Total Returned: $1772.33
Total Profit: $372.33
Total Earned to Date: $4712.76
 
May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.