That Motherfuckin' Noise

Showing my age, I was 17 the last world cup and was too busy chasing pussy to really give a fuck. This time around I'm trying to catch every game and I'm trying to approach the tourney with more of a welcoming attitude and less negativity. With that said, those fucking annoying ass horns (vuvuzelas) have to go. The people who blow that shit for 90 minutes need to start watching porn and getting laid. I knew this shit was going to come because I heard it in the Confederations Cup but for fuck sakes do they really expect us to listen to this annoying ass noise for hours a day for the next month? If I was there in South Africa and people were blowing that shit around me I'd hire some fucked up people on acid and have them shove it up their ass. That's how it works in South Africa, everyone does acid and think it's cool to light people on fire and shove things up their asses, I've researched it.

Now that I think about it, the females that blow on those horns could stay. If you have enough power to blow on that shit for 90 minutes then surely you're good at swallowing cock. But seriously FIFA you guys are some real dumbasses. You put the world's biggest sporting event in a place more dangerous than Iraq, Afghanistan, and Compton combined. Then when 500k tickets go unsold, you give them to these annoying Africans. Now, they keep blowing that damn horn and it's pissing everyone off. I could understand if it were for PKs, corner kicks, goals, substitutions, whatever but this shit is constant and it's annoying. They're Africans for fuck sakes you can't treat them like everyone else. Fifa's reason for letting the weird tribal people keep their horns is because they say it symbolizes the authentic African culture. Authentic African culture is getting aids and riding elephants and girls with disfigured tits who have sticks sticking out of them. These people who are blowing horns can't read or write and will die in the next 5 years because of aids, don't give them any fucking privileges.

Those horns add nothing to the atmosphere. Cheering, chanting, singing, drums all give the game a great effect, these long ass horns are detrimental to the game. 1 of those give off noise like a chainsaw, could you image 60k of those fuckers. I've just thought of a brilliant idea. Considering how Canada loves to impress dumbasses like Obama and have shown that cost is not an issue, why not get all these fuckers on a boat and have them come here and annoy the world leaders for the G20. I want to hear 60k of those things outside Obama's hotel for the 2 days that he's here. We spent well over a billion on the shit by now, why not a little more. Fifa, by giving Africans with aids privileges, you've fucked the sport over for good, we already know the result is pre-determined, don't need more shit to put up with.

Recapping the Night: It's 12:33am in Denver and the Jays game hasn't continued. It's an official game so I'll count it as a win. If they start back then I'll change it. That following message was for our resident hater, who has nothing better to do than to come on here and run his fucking mouth while his girlfriend is blowing his whole little inbred hick town and he's at home jerking off to re-runs of the Glee.

Soccer:

$200 France +120 (L)
$200 Mexico +163 (L)
MLB:
$100 Giants -1.5 +105= Return of $205 (W)
$100 Giants/As over 6 -120= $183.33 (W)
$100 Rockies -1.5 +100= Push return of $100 (P)
$100 Rockies/Jays over 7 -105= Return of $195.24 (W)
$100 Reds -1.5 +120 (L)
$100 Phillies +145 (L)
$100 Yankees/Astros over 9 -105 (L)
$200 Mets +100= Return of $400 (W)
Play of the Day:
$300 Tigers -1.5 -125= Return of $540 (W)

Total Wagered: $1600
Total Returned: $1723.57
Total Profit: $23.57
Total Earned to Date: $3007.27

Contact info: BustsBusta_2001@yahoo.com

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.