So I'm sitting on the porch with my mom and she says to me " You hear about that faggot Jesse James." (she talks exactly like I do) I said ya he said he was abused (assuming sexually) as a kid and that's the reason he cheated on his hot wife. My mom was like fuck no that faggot claims he cheated because his dad broke his hand when he was little. Jesse James shut the fuck up. Is it so hard to say that you just wanted a variety of pussy and you like it a tad kinky therefore your wife wasn't sufficient enough? No one gives a fuck about you now that she left your ass but you came through with the worst excuse ever. It would have been better to say your dad stuck a carrot stick up your ass and made you suck his balls while singing Karma Chameleon. I will say this though, I wish his excuse gets accepted by the general public and the media. Everytime I do some fucked up shit I'm just going to blame my parents beating my ass growing up. "I put chloroform in her drink because when I was a kid I stole a bike and my parents hit me for it."
What's worse is that Jesse claims it wasn't the actual beating of his ass that was the reason for infidelity. It was the fear from the next ass whopping he was going to get. Does this dude not know how to lie? Who the fuck is going to believe that stupid shit. Okay, so it wasn't my dad kicking my ass it was fear for the next time that caused me to stick my cock in tattoo models and other women. I cheat because of fear my father instilled on me as a kid. I still say he should have went with the rape story. Make it real believable so people feel guilty when they doubt you. " I'd come home from school and he'd cum in my face and tell me it was good for my skin and sometimes he gave me oral sex and told me it's what father's do." That shit is so fucked up ain't no one ever going to doubt your ass and you'd probably get your hot wife back. However, I'm not sure you want her considering she's off living in New Orleans adopting black children from the hood.
The deprivation of cock makes people do crazy things (not that I have first-hand knowledge) Analyzing the whole situation I think Sandra Bullock has it the worst. She married some freak despite everyone warning her. I mean dude was previously married to a porn star and was seen in Nazi uniforms and all. Then he cheats on her with the most disgusting hoes available, hoes most dudes wouldn't even tap for free let alone cheat on their hot wife with. Then she decides to go all crazy on the world because she misses the cock so she buys a house in Baghdad, I mean New Orleans and adopts a few negros who would probably turn out to be pimps/prostitues if it wasn't for her. Finally, she gets to hear the justification for her world turning upside down, it's because her ex father-in-law broke her ex-husband's hand as a child. Thanks world, you've now made a sexy milf actress into an inevitable fat dirty dyke, congrats.
Recapping the Night: Entirely my fauly I played the entire board wrong.
Hockey:
$100 Blackhawks -1.5 +155 (L)
$200 Blackhawks/Flyers over 6 -105 (L)
MLB:
$200 Chicago Cubs -1.5 +12 (L)
$100 Phillies +133 (L)
$100 Marlins -125= Return of $180 (W)
$100 Rockies/Giants over 6 +100 (L)
$200 Rockies +100= Return of $400 (W)
$100 Mets/Padres over 6.5 -110= Return of $190.91 (W)
$100 La Angels -105= Return of $195.24 (W)
$100 Twins -120= Return of $180 (W)
$100 Twins/Mariners over 7 +100= Return of $200 (W)
$200 Rays/Jays over 8.5 -115 (L)
Play of the Day:
$400 Tampa Bay Rays -1.5 +115 (L)
Total Wagered: $2000
Total Returned: $1346.15
Total Loss: $653.85
Total Earned to Date: $5104.57
Contact info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com
May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.
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