Taking you Back to the last Week: Caribana

Back and better than ever, let's get this shit going. I'd like to take you back to last Saturday. It started at 6am and went all the way to 6am the following Friday morning. A hectic-ass week I will share with you throughout this week. Welcome to Caribana, an extravagant, cultural celebration embracing many countries that attracts people from all areas who come to join in on a parade filled with colourful costumes, delicious food, and skillful dancing. Okay I'm done with the gay ass wikipedia-like shit. Caribana is nothing but a negro-fest where everyone packs heat and we all have a license to dry fuck any girl aged 16 and over and get away with it. It's the black version of heaven.

While the media tries to influence you to believe this thing is all about embracing culture and celebrating life, it's nothing other than a parking-lot after a Snoop Dogg concert. Everyone is intoxicated, there are no rules and people are free to do what they choose. By 10am, 3 bottles of Johnny Walker Blue and 3 Bottles of Grey Goose were done and frequent calls were made to everyone outside the parade to try and get them to the nearest LCBO. You could have sworn that McDonalds announced they were going to be giving away free food because the fat chicks were out and about. See fat and/or deformed people love Caribana, regardless of their background. After 16+ hours of heavy drinking and smoking, every single object starts looking like Halle Berry in Monster's Ball and the ugly people of the world take advantage of this. The street lights and fencing starts talking to you and telling you they want your cock and what is a drunk/high man to do other than find the nearest hole, insert, deposit load, and withdraw. I became aware of the fat/deformed phenomenon when my cousin introduced me to the girl walrus I hooked up with last year.

Picture a black, 20 year old Julia Roberts, with acne, large amounts of fat deposits, abnormal legs, grotesque teeth and a chin that could soak up the Gulf Oil spill. That ficticious chick is still 10x better than the girl I bagged last year. This is what Caribana is about, 1 million black people who hate their lives, who try to take everyone else down, and who all have numerous kids with no fathers and have names no one can pronounce. They never have money, jobs or direction and thus they don't have much to look forward to. The government gives them one day a year to compensate for this and thus they wear costumes, smoke, drink and you grab the nearest person of the opposite sex and begin to plow. All of this is legal for one day and the blacks sure as fuck take advantage of it. This year, I kept my dick in my pants and money in my pocket because I rather have chinese food from the notorious Chinatown than to find out I fucked the next black Susan Boyle. Can't wait til next year.

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