Taking you Back: London, England

The last of the 4 part series, my trip took me to London, England. It's dark, always cloudy, everyone is pissed off, and everything is so damn expensive but no one works. They enter the pub at 7am, drink the first Blue Moon, while listening to Blue Moon, and they'll watch darts or cricket or soccer. Then they'll leave the pub at noon, pick up something disgusting at the side of the road like curry and chips (fries with curry) or a nasty looking stew, then they'll go back in the pub and watch more darts til 8-9pm. The next 2 hours they'll spend quality time with their wife and kids and then back to the pub again the next day. That's the typical life of someone in England. The gov't gives them money for fuck all (called giro payments) and they live in subsidized housing. Very easy to survive on one income over there. My sort of life.

London was nothing short of a spectacular city rich in history, culture, and women. Something about those accents gave me erections throughout the 2 days I was there. London is one of those cities you don't even have to drink much to get drunk, everyone is drunk as though alcohol clouds formulate around the city limits. I found myself one morning at like 5am, pissing on the Stamford Bridge Walls yelling "God Save the Queen" and this is just the typical life to everyone around me, they all joined in. London is a laid back, big city where people don't seem to give a fuck about anything. School is free, the housing is virtually free, the food is cheap and free, and if you're black with a North American accent like moi, the pussy is free. If you live your life with no ambitions or goals and your just a walking cock that will live life day to day fucking anyone and anything and just getting high/drunk, London is the place for you.

Those with direction in their lives end up living in the nice areas of London which will cost you an arm or a leg and they are usually immigrants. Yup, London is a reverse sort of city. The immigrants are the ones who went to school, did their homework and said no to drugs and they are the ones who achieved the most and run the city. The white people did fuck all, instead of going to school they watched soccer, they knocked up an ugly broad at the age of 15, and they just live gov't cheque to gov't cheque in not-so-nice areas. Basically what I'm trying to say is in London, the white people are really black. They inherit the Carribean mentality of "let's do fuck all but drink or smoke all day and the Lord will provide a way." If you want to become anything in London, avoid the whites, they'll drag you down. In this complex city, somewhere between the 8th pint of Boddington and the Indian Biochemist girl I was talking to at the pub (I told her I was studying at Kent Med. school and becoming a pediatrician and the bitch still wouldn't let me hit it) I realized that this place is home and I can't wait to get back.

Recapping the Night:
MLB:

$100 Marlins +108= Return of $208 (W)
$100 Dodgers +123 (L)
$200 Rockies +107= Return of $414 (W)
$200 As -120= Return of $366.67 (W)
$100 Orioles +130= Return of $230 (W)
$100 Yankees +155= Return of $255 (W)
$100 Twins +160 (L)
Soccer:
$300 NYRB (vs TFC) -150= Return of $500 (W)
Play of the Day:
$400 Boston Red Sox +100= Return of $800 (W)

Total Wagered: $1600
Total Returned: $2773.67
Total Profit: $1173.67
Total Earned to Date: $4246.25

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May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.