The other day I'm bored out of my mind so I'm wondering about my old facebook account. I bagged a lot of chicks off that one and was wondering what happened to not only those hoes but the people in highschool that I knew. (for the record I'm not big on twitter,facebook etc unless it is directly beneficial to me) So I log onto this account (after 24 months) and I start looking at all the people I chilled with in highschool. I'm now well aware why the world hates 21 year olds. All these fucking faggots in skinny jeans and sweatered vests listening to Soulja Boy and the only thing they'll be doing for the rest of their lives is pushing carts at grocery stores. This is when I realized it's as if I was born in a different era because one thing is for sure, I got nothing in common with these people.
They love Dave Chapelle, I love Jackie Gleason. They love Pitbull, I love Leonard Cohen (exposing my 1% white side). They aspire to be fashion designers like Alexander McQueen and Pauly D from the Jersey Shore, I aspire to be Bernie Madoff (before the conviction) and Benny Binion. How long can one stay banging the same ugly Asian and white girls before they come to the realization that there is more to life. People in my demographic are all a bunch of dick sucking faggots and I'm trying not to be an elitist but it's simply the truth. I feel sorry for the world if they are depending on us to go forth and take society to new heights. The world is fucking stupid. Would Steve Jobs or Bill Gates hire Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton? Fuck no. So why all the hope and faith on these skinny jeans-wearing homos.
Reality tv, music, tv shows, everything this 21st century has provided is so fucking weird and twisted. Yet no one says anything about it as though we've come immune to this faggot ass shit. I'm finally coming to the realization that my parents were right in a lot of stuff they did (like forcing my ass to get a good education). Everyday I'm surrounded by a bunch of homos who spend 3 hours a day dressing up and taking pictures of themselves in front of a mirror so they could post on facebook, myspace or twitter and have some ugly Snooki looking hoe tell them how sexy they are. Then they'll throw on a tight purple sweater and stand outside in the rain all day pushing carts in and out of Metro or Food Basics. That's what my generation has become, a bunch of good for nothing homos who look about as normal as the girls who act in beastiality porn. Yet the world is trusting this group to help them progress, good luck.
Recapping the Night: Fuck. My. Life. But before that, fuck Johnathan Papleasslicker, Dallas Cowfaggots, and the BC Pansies. Fuckin brutal and for the most part I had my shit down perfectly.
MLB:
$100 Rockies +140 (L)
$100 Padres -1.5 +110= Return of $210 (W)
$200 Marlins -105= Return of $390.48 (W)
$100 Phillies +111= Return of $211 (W)
$100 Orioles +125 (L)
CFL:
$300 BC Lions +8.5 -110 (L)
NFL Pre-season:
$200 Saints +1.5 -110 (L)
$100 Ravens -4.5 -110= Return of $192.93 (W)
$300 Dallas Cowboys -3.5 -105 (L)
Play of the Day:
$500 Boston Red Sox -105 (L)
Total Wagered: $2000
Total Returned: $1004.41
Total Loss: $995.59
Total Earned to Date: $3250.66
Contact Info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com
May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.
3 comments:
Get Real JJ you are more than 1% white. Please the truth must be spoken.
^ Agreed, he's atleast 5-10% white.
Hm obviously you are not his real wife because you would know that he is 2-5% white hoe.
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