The Conversation with Wifey, Different Wife, Different Solution

Anybody that knows me knows I'm not a one women guy, my life is like a typical middle-aged white dude in Salt Lake City. I keep various girls around for all different things like advice, sex, emotional support, sex, friendship, sex, and sex. We all know what happened when I got back from NYC and the dumb ass whore went through my stuff so I kept it low key for a few hours before I went back on the grind. One of my various girls looks exactly like the girl on the left, Jenna Fischer. A 30-something year hold hot chick who always gives the best advice and she has a decent ass, decent tits especially around the time Oktoberfest rolls around and all the girls wear that costume that make their tits look massive. Besides the chinese tats and the addiction that will one day leave her broke, she's a quality chick with a lot to offer.

So I'm back from my 12-hour "low-key" period and yesterday we were having a chat. It was around dinner time so I told her: "damn I ate too much bran flakes today but they were just so good." That was the biggest mistake I ever made in my life. She asked me if I ever had a colonic (sp). To which I said no and if it involves someone playing with my asshole, it's a definite no. She then goes on and on about how every so often, she goes to the doctor and she bends over and they shoot water up her ass, I'll spare you what she said after this and will just say "to clean you out." *Blankstare* Really white people, is this how far we're taking it. It's one thing if your at risk for colon cancer or your ill and have to get this procedure done but who in their right mind goes to get water shot up their ass for the benefit of being cleaned out.

Now I'm wondering how do I look at this person again. She's fairly normal I think, she lives a normal life without handcuffs, sybians, whips, golden showers and she's one of the few who I know that isn't bi-sexual. Then you find out she gets water shot up her ass for fun, what the fuck is going on with me and my women? I got one who is a retard and goes through my things and I got one who likes water penetrated in her asshole but she'll never stick anything solid up there. White people I don't get it. You got the hottest women, the nicest houses, the best jobs, you eat bland ass food but hell ain't nothing wrong with frozen pizzas and chicken fingers. You got great benefit plans, kids that graduate highschool and you avoid jail. You have great lives compared to mexicans, blacks and everyone else. Yet you guys are so discontented with those near perfect lives that you want water shot up your ass because it completes you? Welcome to the world I live in.

Recapping the Night:
Baseball:

$100 Rockies +115= Return of $215 (W) 
$200 Cubs -105= Return of $390.48 (W)
$200 Dodgers +104= Return of $408 (W) 
$300 Yankees -130 (L)
$200 Rays +100 (L)
Play of the Day:
$400 Mariners/Red Sox game 2 over 7 -120 (L)

Total Wagered: $1400
Total Returned: $1013.48
Total Loss: $386.52
Total Earned to Date: $3614.85

Contact info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.