I rarely watch the news so I missed all the hype about the HST ( new effort to control and rape its citizens via taxes). Here in Toronto the news-anchors are all annoying ass ethnic people with long ass last names who aren't even fucking hot. However, I've come to the conclusion that I found a country just as bad as North Korea, if not worse. What's worse is that I fucking live in it. See it was Canada Day weekend. A time where everybody talks about how great it is to live in the best country in the world and blah blah blah. In previous years they might have had a serious case for Canada being the shit. Now, Canada is simply shit. It's fucking terrible and sad and I rather be living in fucking Nigeria for fuck sakes. The president of Nigeria whose first name is Goodluck and his wife whose first name is Patience run a 3rd world country with no resources better than the dumbfucks that run Canada who have everything.
Overnight, these motherfucking faggots raised taxes on everything. Imagine waking up one morning, and everything is 8% more fucking expensive than the day before. How the fuck do people tolerate this shit? Then they send a pamphlet explaining how everything is going to raise but have no fear because they're giving you $1000 over the next year. Like really? this shit is criminal. Gas was fucking 96 cents just a few days ago, all of a sudden it's $1.04 and there's nothing you can do about it because the government of Canada says so. They have no problem forking out $1.2billion to suck Obama's cock and hire a bunch of fucking pigs who can't take care of kids dressed in black but they'll just tax people ridiculous amounts. Add this with the law that was passed the day before the G20 where cops could have arrested you without any cause and it's like this fucking place is run by Kim Jong. What the fuck happened? The healthcare is over-rated because the doctors are all a bunch of idiots and the wait lines are ridiculous, the taxes are out of control, and they are now making up laws on the spot.
Why do people love this place so much? Cons: taxes, hockey that is televised 24/7, Lakeport beer, government owned liquor stores, cold-ass weather, an education system that forces you to learn french even though you'll never need it, 3-down football, and Nickleback. Pros: low crime rate, bootleg free health care, and most hoes don't have aids, unless you're fucking Native women. This place fucking blows. I passed by Niagara Falls recently, Ontario's one bright spot and even there it was like fucking Detroit and I'm talking about the Canadian side. The government has ran this beautiful land and its citizens into the ground. We are all controlled by the outrageous amount of taxes we pay. The education system doesn't work for everybody because 50% of all blacks drop out of high-school and do fuck all and the government decides to raise taxes in a short span and take away our right to protest overnight and we're all forced to accept it. Other than that this place is a great fucking country.
Recapping the Night:
Baseball:
$100 Cubs -120 (L)
$200 Phillies -130 (L)
$100 Dodgers +107= Return of $207 (W)
$200 Mariners -115= Return of $373.91 (W)
$100 As +115= Return of $215 (W)
$200 Rays -120= Return of $366.67 (W)
CFL:
$300 Lions +3 -110= Return of $572.73
$100 under 54.5 -110= Return of $191.92 (W)
Total Wagered: $1300
Total Returned: $1927.23
Total Profit: $627.23
Total Earned to Date: $3957.08
Contact Info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com
May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.
3 comments:
nice picks sherlock!
as bad as when your girl kisses me after she's blown my dick. tell me how my kids taste.
So you like to drink your own semen?
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