-There are 7 negroes sleeping on 2 mattresses right now because my mom told them to spend the night because they're too broke to have air conditioning. If one of these fucks jerk off tonight I'm going to be kicking some ass.
-The ice cream truck man (who also sells weed on the side) is charging $2.75 for a small twist these days. Eat a dick.
-I haven't jerked off for the day because even with the air conditioning on, I'll still sweat like a bitch (okay I lied but I only tugged it 3x today, maybe 4)
-I really need to stop fucking girls under the age of 20
-If I have to hear about LeBron one more time I'm going to jerk off and shit in a bucket and throw it on his front lawn ( I know his address: 4166 Idlebrook Lawn Akron, Ohio.)
-I wonder if the Queen swallowed cum 50 years ago.
-I wish Toronto only had spanish, white and light skinned black women. We don't need the rest.
-Germany vs Spain tomorrow. One of them hates blacks and killed Jews. The other hates blacks and wishes they killed Jews. Who am I supposed to like?
-Chris Bosh is a fucking faggot.
-If ever I have a son, I'm going to train him to be a football kicker. I'll get paid, he'll get laid and neither of us will have to worry about brain damage.
-If Dora The Explorer was 15 years older and not a cartoon, I'd hit it.
-Grabbed a Burger King Meal for $4.40 today and it's that same price everyday. No wonder people are fucking fat.
-I'm convinced Drew Carey is a virgin.
-Rice Krispy Squares are the shit and if anyone says otherwise then I hope they die with broken asshole.
-Lindsay Lohan is going to jail for 90 days. Now I could go to bed and shut my eyes because the world has one less criminal.
- I wonder what life would be like if I wasn't an asshole? Oh well I'd be unhappy and fake.
- How do people jerk off to cartoon porn? Thinking of Marge Simpson naked has the same effect on me as dreaming about Rosie O'Donnell and Estelle Getty going at it.
-I wonder how long before people start questioning the government. Oil spills and the G20 mess has forced me to give up hope on these faggots. All the lowest scum the world has seen, their parents should have wrapped it up.
-If Octomom told me that if I stuck my head in her pussy, she'd make spam emails go away, I'd do it in a heart beat.
-Id give everything I own to fuck Maria from Seasame Street and her Daughter.
Recapping the Night: Going to sleep on it and come up with my plays before noon tomorrow.
Play of the Day (Soccer):
$1200 Dutch -150= Return of $2000 (W)
MLB:
$200 Twins -130= Return of $353.85 (W)
$300 Yankees -160= Return of $487.50 (W)
$100 Padres -115 (L)
$200 Royals -150= Return of $333.33 (W)
Total Wagered: $2000
Total Returned: $3174.68
Total Profit: $1174.68
Total Earned to Date: $3967.33
Contact Info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com
May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.
1 comment:
er Drew Carey was abused by men when he was a child- that's why he's so fucked up and why he blew so much $ on hookers and strippers. Aside from blowing adults when he was a boy, he no doubt also had his tight end made into a wide receiver. But he is also funny, and chicks dig that shit- look at the tail that Andy Samberg pulls it ain't on his looks. Chicks dig funny.
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