Capital of Cool shit, Capital of Gay shit.

The Huffington Post, one of the rare news/politics related blogs that I respect recently published an article calling Toronto the world's capital of "cool" a hip vibrant place, the shit. If you're scratching you're head at this one, then you're not alone. Toronto? Really? Not even New York City, Rio, Chicago hell I'd even take Flint fucking Michigan over Toronto. But really, what the fuck does Toronto have to offer that is so cool? Another made up law, the last in as many weeks now pertaining to "eco-tax". Is that fucking cool? A city that claims they're broke and then they make up laws on the spot to make money but when Obama rolls around, money is no object.

What's fucking cool about this place? The homos that hang around BMO field on a Saturday afternoon pointing and chanting at each other in French while the team's owner laughs all the way to the bank. (wasn't referring to everyone, just a specific group :) Or how about the Toronto Raptors, a team which plays a sport in where the most ghetto, hood negros play the best. Yet Toronto's team is composed of soft European bisexuals who like to wear speedos and dance to gay ass music. Or maybe the Huffington Post meant Toronto is the capital of "cold". Cold, austere, females who walk around like their shit don't stink and act like 10s but in every other city in the world they're only a 5. Cold because they'll take your last penny and still will refuse to suck your dick saying "I don't want to degrade myself."

The only thing cool about Toronto is the fact that the age of sexual consent is 16 years of age meaning my ass will never go to jail. This place wreaks of gays, weirdos, and people who believe everything they're told. In Toronto, if you're white and wearing a suit and you go on CP24 and start telling people the sky is green, they'll believe it. They overpay for everything and think they live in the best place in the world, but 99% of these people have never left the province. It's a weird region where almost everyone has the attitude of a 23 year old "frat-boy" and people do whatever they are told. People wear skinny jeans, listen to Drake, and drink RockStar energy drinks because it's the attitude and demeanor that fuels their low-self esteem. Toronto is the furthest thing from cool and if I want a hip, vibrant city, I'd visit Sudan because those people are a completely different breed and re-define the word "cool." Toronto is just a pussy ass place where everyone pretends to be happy but deep down, they are unhappy, probably gay and secretly listen to Justin Bieber.

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