If the guy on your left isn't the reason why black people should all work minimum waged paying jobs then I don't know what else. Meet Jamarcus Russell. A football player born and raised in Mobile, Alabama. The owner of the Oakland Raiders, Al Davis is an idiot and thus they gave him $61 million, $32 of it being guarenteed. You'd figure with $32 million you'd pay off all the assholes that surrounded you as a kid, make sure your family is taken care of, buy a nice car, a few houses and play football. There's only one problem, he can't fucking play football. Jamarcus Russell is worse than my picks last night. He can't throw the ball, he's fat, lazy and has a million issues. So now, you have $32 milliion, and no job. It's still a life most of us would crave.
However never underestimate how dumb a southern black guy could be. Jamarcus did what so many uneducated people with money do. He blew it on dumb shit like jewellery and strippers. He went back to the hood in Mobile, Alabama where he does fuck all, all day but hang out on the corner smoking weed and getting busted by the cops. His latest problem is getting caught with codeine syrup. Fucking cough syrup. Everyone fucking does it but because it's Jamarcus Russell, they're going to make an example out of his dumb ass. See if this were the Jersey Shore Cast, they'd all get a slap on the wrist and would be back to fucking up society in a matter of minutes. However, because he's a black football player from Mobile, Alabama, this shit is going to get ugly.
You can't even blame the system for this one. This is a matter of a black dude just being a complete idiot. You got 32 million you don't deserve, you might never throw the football again, how fucking hard is it to avoid trouble. Why not just drink alcohol and fuck strippers all day. Was it really necessary that you go back to the hood and sip syrup all day in front of everyone. They're going to throw the book at your dumb ass and you deserve everything you're going to get. It's baffling how stupid people could be. $32 million dollars later you'd think you could drop the bad influences in your life, make your life comfortable and avoid getting caught up in the shit that people less fortunate than you get caught up in. However, we see it time and time again. Athletes get money, they hang around the same 4 bullshit bad influence cum-stains they call friends and despite all the money in the world they end up either dead, in jail, or broke once it's all said and done. Oh well, better them than me.
Recapping the Night: Fucking Brandon League for fuck sakes. Fucking Cubs as well, decide to win the one fucking day I don't take them.
MLB:
$200 Arizona Diamondbacks -125 (L)
$100 Giants +107= Return of $207 (W)
$100 Giants/Brewers over 8.5 -125 (L)
$100 Dodgers -1.5 +115 (L)
$100 Tigers/Orioles under 9.5 -120 (L)
$200 Angels +135 (L)
$100 Red Sox +142 (L)
$100 Red Sox/Rays over 9 -105= Return of $195.24 (W)
$200 Yankees/As over 8.5 +100 (L)
$200 Yankees -150= Return of $333.33 (W)
Play of The Day:
$500 Mariners -200 (L)
Total Wagered: $1900
Total Returned: $735.57
Total Loss: $1164.43
Total Earned to Date: $2792.65
Contact Info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com
May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.
3 comments:
60' and tied 1-1. Are you letting Holland ride?
Up until the 90th. though I think Holland will score before then. I hope.
These freaking soccer games are nervewracking but man is it cool when your team explodes for a goal or two after all looks lost.
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