25 Things I'd Change About the Internet

Title says it all let's go:

1) No one would be able to post biblical/inspiring messages via twitter/facebook or any other social network.
2) All people who post unfunny viral videos would never see a computer again
3) There would be no child porn because those that are found in possession/distribution of child porn would be executed, live on Ustream.
4) Youtube would be x-rated.
5) Stealing music/shows/video would be legal
6) The Erin Andrews naked hotel pics would be mine and everyone else's homepage.
7) No firewall for work/schools
8) There would never be a limit to how much Gigabytes one could use
9) Celebrity bloggers, along with the people who run TMZ would also be executed, live on Ustream
10) No porn site would be able to charge for porn, it'd all be free and they could only sell HD Blue-Rays/DVDs via the internet.
11) Anyone who posts anything related to Justin Bieber would lose their internet service.
12) Lohan's jail term along with other celebrities would have live streaming from their jail cell.
13) Every search on wikipedia would talk about this blog, me, or Dora the Explorer
14) People would be able to order from all food/drink joints and have it delivered via the net. Imagine ordering an iced latte from Starbucks and having it come straight to your house
15) The Miami Heat's official website would be switched to gay porn
16) People who spend over 2 hours a day on facebook would lose access to the site for a month.
17) all PPV events would be streamed, in high quality for free.
18) the Blue Jays wouldn't be permitted to have a website, they are irrelevant as is, let's extend it even further.
19) If The CFL wants to keep their website they have to have pictures/video of their cheerleaders naked on each team's home page.
20) Gay porn would be illegal (except the Heat website)
21) North Korea/China would be able to view whatever the fuck they want.
22) The google search bar would only work if you type what you want to search followed by a racial slur. For example: (treatment for sprained ankle ni**a) (replace windows and doors honkey)
23) You could buy whatever the fuck you want without having to worry about additional fees (I'm looking at you ticketmaster)
24) In order for homosexuals to have internet service they'd be forced to watch 15 hours of Arena Football and/or MLS soccer a week.
25) There would be no spam emails, pop-ups, or viruses cause they people who sent them out would be injected with aids.

Slow day with not much sports on, the picks for Thursday will be posted during the day.