I'm More Confused Than A Freshman Frat Boy that Just Got Bummed and Liked It

Let me take you back to Friday night. My buddy and I went out drinking and for whatever reason I suggested we hit the new bar in town to catch the Raptor game. I don't give a fuck about the Raptors but when your wasted on a Friday night, you need something to do. I suggested we visit Real Sports Bar, a bar in the heart of downtown owned by MLSE. I said why not go, pay $13 a pint, laugh at the people in skinny jeans and maybe pee on their floors. For those that don't know, MLSE owns the Leafs, Raptors, TFC, and some condos. Everything they do is a complete cash-grab so I was going to this place with the intention of hating the fuck out of it. Fuck, I'm confused. 

We enter the place and the first thing you notice is the various negros with saggy jeans just like myself. This place is starting to feel like home. At first the music was just that Euro non-sense but after a while they were playing some real hip-hop classics. The Big Daddy Kane, Rakim, Snoop Dogg, it was all in heavy rotation. The television was larger than 4 of my houses put together and it made me feel as if I was watching the game court-side. They had every other game on as well and if you can't see it on the main screens (the ones shown in today's display pic) there are hundreds of screens located at all different angles. We paid $6.50 for a pint of Grasshopper, which is manageable and we ordered Nachos which we didn't stand a chance in hell at finishing. (the dude I was with HAD to have chicken on his nachos....who the fuck eats nachos and chicken, so at times the dish did taste like ass but it ain't no fault but the white/african guy.) Of course you had your faggots in skinny jeans and g-shock watches but there were also hardcore sports chicks who had incredible knowledge of the game. The bathrooms were filled with piss and puke so I felt right like this was my local pub and I had a drunk chick grabbing my nuts. (I pushed her the fuck off because she looked like a younger version of Edith Bunker)

Clearly this place is the shit and unlike anything else MLSE ever does. I'm not sure how to feel. It's like a KKK member giving a black chick a $20 and she sucks and fucks better than anyone he has ever had, what does he do now? That's how I feel. The girls were drunk and easy, the guys for the most part weren't douchebags. The music was a mix of everything so no one was  left out. Every game was on a big ass screen and viewable from any angle. When you go to use the pisser there is an HDTV right in front of you so you don't miss a minute of the action. Hands down this is the best bar in Canada I've ever been to and top 3 all-time. Yet I was supposed to hate the shit out of it and never go back. I remember one time being 9 years old, having my first beer and saying "eww...I'll never have this again"....similar to that event, I could see where this is headed.....

Recapping the Night: Thanks for all the emails and congrats. By the sound of it, the majority of us made a pretty penny. Haven't had the time to reply to any of the emails but will get to them tomorrow. 

Play of the Day:
$1000 New England -4 -110 (L)
1pm games:
$300 New Orleans -6 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)
$300 Bears -3 -105= Return of $300 (P)
4pm games:
$500 Giants -7 -115= Return of $934.78 (W)
$500 Colts +3 +100= Return of $1000 (W)
$300 Colts/Eagles over 46.5 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)
Scott's Pick:
$200 Blues/Rangers over 5 -130 (L)
NBA:
$300 Suns/Hawks over 208.5 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)
Late NFL game:
$400 Packers -7 -115= Return of $747.83 (W)
Total Wagered: $3800
Total Returned: $4700.80
Total Profit: $900.80
Total Earned to date: $5148.98

Contact Info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Recapping Saturday Night, Blog Returns Tomorrow

Play of the day:
$1000 Michigan/Illinois over 57 -110= Return of $1909.09 (W)
3pm games:
$500 Alabama -6.5 -115 (L)
$500 Boise St. -21.5 -110= Return of $954.55 (W)
$300 TCU -5 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)
$300 Washington/Oregon over 68 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)
7pm game:
$300 Oklahoma -4 .5 -110 (L)
Late game:
$300 USC/Arizona State over 61 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)
Total Wagered: $3200
Total Returned: $4581.83
Total Profit: $1381.83
Total Earned to Date: $4241.18

Too Wasted To blog But I'll do it anyway.

If this is incomprehensible, offensive, or just gay don't blame me, I'm fucked out of my mind, down $1700 in last 2 days so I'm going to enjoy this high. I went out with a white dude today who is African. This nigga is from Zambia but he's white as shit. When I mean white he's pale but he's black in the sense that he doesn't eat pussy, he's not faithful, and he doesn't like to work. This nigga picked me up and he was jamming Hanson. That Hmmmmmm Bop shit. What the fuck.

So we get wasted and go downtown looking for pussy. Eventually some midget grabs my dick and starts wacking me off. THIS BITCH IS SO UGLY what the fuck. get the fuck away from me. So I'm the only motherfucker in that place cheering for Utah and they shit the bed. Observation: Cabbies need there own lanes. These fuckers block the way, here I am trying to piss and these Cab drives are stopping and going like this is a Mumbai rush hour, GET THE FUCK OUT THE WAY. This white ddude who listens to Hanson by the way he's from Zambia. So he's showing me pictures of all the bitches he fucked. I asked him how do you know if they got aids. This nigga said "I asked them" BLANK fucking stare. Anyway so we're in a parking lot tonight that charges $9 to park and he's upset. So what does he decide to do? Steal the parking sign. Only black people...........except he ain't even black. 

These blonde hoes jump in front of the car because they're drunk. I'm screaming obscenities like fuck you I'll fuck you in the ass. etc. This dude says "Fuck Zimbabwe." What. The. Fuck. That's my Friday night, a typical Friday night. I'll fix numbers and make this money back, I'm so self-destructive. I'm out.

Wish Mike Vick was still killing them.

I got bit my a fucking dog today and I'm like passing out from the T-3 I'm on. To make matters worse I gotta get up early as shit in the morning and will be taking care of stuff all day, so no blog today. Fucking piece of shit was just walking by and all of a sudden attacked me. Big ass black thing on a leash and all, he got me good but I kicked his fucking face in. A few more seconds and that motherfucker would have been served at every Korean restaurant. I'll recap in the sometime soon, I'm down about 5 bills, manageable. 

I'm too tired to fix the board so tomorrow I like: $400 Miami Heat -6.5, $200 Lakers/Raptors over 211.5, Play of the day $600 Utah Jazz -110 (pick 'em)

Before I go hear how I probably fucked up my mark. I go to pick up my paper but as I walk down I forget why I went to the professor (I'm insane remember). The convo went like this: "Hi miss uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm drawing a blank. I usually don't draw blanks, I fire them" and I just stare at her for about 5 seconds til she gets it. The disgusting look on her face was priceless. 

Free Weezy. Peace.

Let Me Join The Dumbasses

Today was the day I realized I just surround myself with people who have less success at life than Walmart employees. All day whether it was social networks, text messages, phone conversations, emails it seems like the common words coming out of everyone's mouth was "Free Weezy." For the white people who don't know who Weezy is, he's Lil Wayne, a rapper from New Orleans who sounds worse than me after that time I thought 25cent hot dogs from 7/11 were a good idea. If you don't know how bad Lil Wayne is, click here: you've been warned. Yet for whatever reason everybody is acting like it's Christmas because the dumb motherfucker is getting released after serving a year for weapons charges.

Let me contribute to the dumbass shit of society. Dear Lil Wayne, I'm so thankful that you're getting released today. You've never gotten me laid, you have never gotten me employed, you've never given me a cent but having you released from prison for a dumb ass crime you did commit changes my life in so many ways. For the most part, your music is shit. You are fucking weird and I'd rather listen to a Ruben Studdard cd because at least he's fat and fat people make me laugh. However, back on topic I'm so happy you are coming home. I'm so excited I can't sleep. I've never met you nor will I ever want to meet you because you look like the type of guy I see outside the Zanzibar strip club on a Saturday night begging for change to buy crack but nonetheless I'm so glad you're getting released. Lil Wayne you only did a year yet everyday you gave the celeb websites an update on how you were doing. We got to hear about how you jerked off, every shit you took and how you got raped in the ass by Big Moe. These updates were so critical to my health and well being that words can't describe how happy I am.

You know what's sad about all this shit. I can almost guarantee there are people who took the day off work to be in NYC and witness the faggot getting released, it's fucking scary. The guy who makes shitty ass music and proclaims to be the best rapper alive is getting released from jail after serving less than a year but there is already an itinerary of what he's expected to do once he comes out. If you care that Lil Wayne is getting released I offer you the best advice someone will ever give. Exit this page, log onto expedia.ca. Book a flight to Kingston, Jamaica. Don't even tell anyone you are going. Fly to Kingston as soon as possible, make sure it's a one way flight. When you get to Jamaica don't even bother collecting your luggage, get a taxi. Tell the cab driver to drive you to Tivoli Gardens. Get out the cab, don't even bother to pay the driver. Stand in the middle of the busy intersection and say "I is ah batty man, I like ah big black ting inna me hole." Whatever happens next is out of my control but you'll be pleased with the outcome.

Recapping the night: Thanks for the hockey pick, Bruins seem to be paying.

Play of the Day:
$600 Spurs/Suns over 208.5 -110= Return of $1145.45 (W)
Scott's Pick:
$200 Bruins -125= Return of $360 (W)
Total Wagered: $800
Total Returned: $1505.45
Total Profit: $705.45
Total Earned to Date: $4559.35

Contact Info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

An Amazing Business Idea

I scheduled my day around Champions League but because those Euros have their useless ass daylight savings time before us, I had an hour to kill. There's never anything on tv but as I went through the guide I found this show that everyone keeps talking about: Diners, Drive-ins and Dives. I never watch the food network because I'm black and I don't see the point in watching other people cook then enjoy food and I can't have any. Some people claim to watch it for recipes but unless I could make the dish at the very same time I'm watching the show then I find it fucking useless but I said why the fuck not. I've since watched 4 episodes of this show (apparently Food Network TV have nothing better to show in the daytime so they show the fat-ass on your left in high-def 50 times a day). 

However, I couldn't help but ask myself, why the fuck do people like this shit. The guy goes to a place where they make a Cheeseburger soup, no fucking shit it tastes good the thing probably has 6000 calories and will give you a stroke after 6 bites. Then the next episode he goes to this place where they make BLTs with 700 different kinds of mayo, all sorts of fried shit, then they deep fry it all and add like 6 different layers of cheese, no shit it's going to taste good but that doesn't mean it's a great fucking dish, anyone could do that. Then I think about all the fat fucks they were interviewing "I've been going here since 1989 ordering the same thing twice a week." Then you wonder why you're fucking fat, live in your grandmother's basement, collecting her pension and jerking off to the texts between you and the fat girl you met off World of Warcraft who lives 2000 miles away in buttfuck, Missouri but you hope she'll be the one to take your virginity.

Then I started thinking, why the fuck don't I or someone reading cash in on the fat dumbasses of this world. I researched the fattest place in Canada, which is St. Catherines Ontario. 57.3% of their residents are over-weight. So here's how you make money. You buy a place around a high school and business area. You deck the place out in diner looking shit. Then you hire an illegal Mexican, tell him "no farming you cook for me and I give you 36 pesos a day (about 3 usd) Then you get that fucker to deep fry Haagen-Dazs, add 5 layers of Bacon, 4 different kinds of cheese, waffle fries, a tonne of mayo and ground beef that Health Canada probable grades a C. You take all that shit, make one massive sandwich and get that bi-sexual fuck in today's display picture to come talk about how amazing it is. To top it all off, add a pickle to the shit and call it the "Healthy Burger" because it has a vegetable in it. The fat-asses will never leave and Food Network will have people believing it's something created by a culinary expert in France. Kill two birds with one stone, make money and the fat dumb asses who have no purpose on this planet but to eat and strike up conversations with strangers outside of Walmart will die quicker. 

Recapping the Night: Such a horrible play of the day, I have to apologize for that. I make a killing betting against Dasher then I take him with the logic that he'd play great today. I was watching the game thinking this could be a 66-1 Queens vs University of Toronto like ass kicking. 

Soccer:
$200 Manchester United -135= Return of $348.15 (W)
$200 Inter +170 (L)
Scott's Pick:
$200 Schalke +110 (L)
NHL:
$200 Sens +120= Return of $440 (W)
$12 MTL to win by 3 +1200 (L)
NBA:
$200 Hawks -3.5 -110= Return of $381.82 (W)
$200 Lakers/Memphis over 201.5 -110= Return of $381.82 (W)
Play of the Day:
$600 Middle Tenn. St. -1.5 (L)
Total Wagered: $1812
Total Returned: $1551.79
Total Loss: $260.21
Total Earned to Date: $3853.90

Contact Info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Insert the Blankstare Emoticon Here

I got a boring class where I pretty much sit at the back, open up my laptop and play Mahjong for an hour while listening to the professor bitch about how his sister-in-law is an asshole. For the past 6 weeks this half Lebanese/half white chick has been sitting next me telling me her life story while fucking up my concentration on mahjong. I don't fuck with the terrorist types, all these Arabs are so damn defensive and confrontational I couldn't care less for the vagina. However, I've noticed that over the past 6 weeks little miss Terrorist is getting increasingly annoyed with my lack of interest in her. Today she had the thong hanging out and because I've had a few mental breakdowns over the past year and become numb to everything, I couldn't care less because I still have perfect use of my left hand and I don't need more booty calls. 

Today at the end of the class she had it with me. She probably would have let me hit it if I just took the time to stare at her for 2 minutes. I listen to her crappy life, I tell her to stop blaming everyone else and to look at herself, then I try to soften the blow by telling her how great she is. I've been doing it for 6 weeks because there is only so much Mahjong you could play before violent thoughts involving the Chinese enter your head. Today she pulls a bold move and asks for my phone number because she needs it in-case she misses any future classes and wants to get caught up. This girl hasn't missed school since the George Bush senior administration ran America yet I'm supposed to believe you need my number because you want to get caught up in Introduction to Philosophy: Reason and Truth, a class that Pacman Jones could ace. I roll out my phone and that's where I had to pause the game of Mahjong because she refused to give me her number.

"Omg you don't have a smart phone? What is wrong with you" So this is it Lord. You've blessed me with 21 healthy years, you put a roof over my head, I never was hungry and you made sure the Yankees have won 5 times in my life thus far. Is that where the good fortune ends? I'm now left in a world where bitches are choosing men based on cell phones, that's fucking scary. Get your hairy terrorist loving pussy out of here. Bitch I could buy a dozen smart phones with the money I've made on this blog in the last 2 months alone. I just blank starred her dead in her eye til she went away but I'm still in awe over the whole ordeal. She doesn't care that I'm putting food in the next Messi's mouth in some Argentinian slum. She doesn't care about the fact that Jenn Sterger would marry me if I sent her pictures of my footlong. She cares about what motherfucking phone I have and she couldn't wrap her head around the fact that I have never used internet on a phone. Fuck the Western world, where my African hoes at, I have running water and enough rice to last us a decade baby.

Recapping the Night: 

MLB:
$200 SF +160= Return of $520 (W)
NBA:
$200 Portland +100 (L)
NFL:
$200 Colts/Texans over 51 -110 (L)
Play of the Day:
$600 Colts -5.5 -105= Return of $1171.43(W)
Total Wagered: $1200
Total Returned: $1691.43
Total Profit: $491.63
Total Earned to Date: $4114.11

Contact Info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.