The Weekend That Was

A lot of people have been asking about the weekend so here it is. We got there a bit early so we hit a bar in Parma Ohio. It's a real hole with only 2 taps, Blue or Hoegaarden. Went straight for the Hoegaarden and at $3.50 a pint I downed about 6. Time to go shopping at the Parmatown mall at about 10am. We enter the mall and the first thing I seen is Santa and there is no line. Me, being the drunken cunt I am decide that I want to sit on Santa's lap and wish for heroin and strippers. The fucking elves or whoever the fuck you call those people were denying me the chance. So now I'm starting a scene demanding to see Santa and all of a sudden about 4 mall cops jump me and start laying the beat-down. I used to think mall cops were fake but fuck these dudes had badges, handcuffs, the fucking works. I was cuffed and thrown out, they took my info and told me not to come back for 26 months because it's on file and I'll be charged with trespassing if I dare come back. That was that.

We go to Walmart, pick up 2 cases of beer which came up to $36 and hit the hotel. Got more wasted and watched some college football. Met a few "blog fans" I'll leave those details out and let's fast forward to the Cavs/Pacers game. I had been steadily drinking and been doing some drugs all day. We get to the game and I must say I'm surprised at the attendance. Shit was damn near packed, our seats were in the 4th row, level 300 but of course we moved down 5 minutes in. So the Cavs have a promotion where if they hold their opponents to 85 or under or score over 100 everyone gets a free Taco-Bell Chalupa. At halftime I think they had 56 points. They scored 12 fucking points in the 3rd quarter and were scoreless in the first 4 minutes of the 4th. Nah, I'm too drunk/high to put up with that. I go to the usher and basically demand he give me a coupon for a free Chalupa because this shit is fixed. He tried to laugh til he saw that I was being serious. He calls over arena security who once again are all these motherfucking "Deputies." They tell me to sit down or they'll throw me out. I demand my Chalupa. As they are throwing me out I tell them I'm a research student at Cleveland State and my thesis involves different vaginal scents. I told those fuckers they all have strong ones and should get it checked out. I got a kick to the nuts.

The night was followed with more drinking, drugs and women. Shout out to the Crazy Horse, they had no dancers over 21. I get in around 6am, shower and head straight to the breakfast tailgate. Oh, before I went to the Tailgate I figured now would be a good time to start eating/drinking healthy so I went to Dunkin Donuts and bought a Vanilla Chai. Tailgate, the game it was all nuts and I can't describe it with words. The crowd was deafening, we stood the entire time. Mark Sanchez aka Go Diego Go is underrated, the dude could dodge a sack like a black dude dodges his child. He's the reason they won. Colt McCoy surprised me as well, made a few rookie mistakes and doesn't have many good receivers but he played one hell of a solid game. At the border back I told the dumbass I was with we can't go to Duty Free because we haven't been in the States for 48 hours. He insisted on getting a bottle of Grey Goose. Of course, customs made him pay taxes and we had to wait in line for 50 minutes. Fitting way to end the trip, until next year, I love the 216.

Recapping the Night: 

Play of the Day:

$1000 Eagles -3 -125= Return of $1800 (W)

NBA:

$300 Orlando/Memphis over 200.5 -110 (L)

$400 Nuggets -105 (L)

$400 Jazz/OKC over 205 -110= Return of $763.64 (W)

NFL:

$400 Eagles/Skins over 42.5 -110=Return of $763.64 (W)

Total Wagered: $2500

Total Returned: $3327.28

Total Profit: $827.28

Total Earned to Date: $6568.40

Contact Info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Massacre Monday

Blog Returns tomorrow though I'm not sure If I'll be alive. My whole body is numb from the beating it took this weekend.

Recapping the weekend:
NBA:
$300 Utah/Atlanta over 200 -110 (L)
$300 Orlando Magic -13.5 -110 (L)

NCAAF:
$400 Ball State/Buffalo over 47 -110 (L)

Play of the Day:
$600 Boise St./Idaho over 63.5 -110= Return of $1145.45 (W)
$400 Boise St/Idaho over 63.5 -110= Return of $763.64 (W)

$200 Cavs/Pacers over 201.5 -110 (L)
$600 Jets/Browns over 37 -110= Return of $1145.45 (W)

Total Wagered: $2800
Total Returned: $3054.54
Total Profit: $254.54
Total Earned to Date: $5741.12

Back Tuesday

I gotta run but here's what I'll be playing this week. (only playing cause I'll be at these games) Hope y'all cash in.

$200 Cavs/Pacers over 201.5 -110
$600 Jets/Browns over 37 -110


I'm out peace.

Cleveland Rocks

I'm fucking off for the next few days. Going to see the Cavs vs. Pacers (got tickets for 60 cents thanks to Stubhub) and the Jets vs Browns in Cleveland. I'm going to do a lot of alcohol, a lot of drugs, and a lot of midwestern college girls who are hot as shit but will probably work at Footlocker or Walmart for the rest of their lives. I'm leaving early Saturday morning but too tired to blog so I'll be back Tuesday Morning. Will post picks for Friday. Then Friday night will post a couple weekend ones. I'll also post picks for Monday on Monday morning but I'll be too hung over and possibly near death so no blog. Have a good weekend and I hope y'all had a good remembrance day: Can't forget the heroes like Col. Russell Williams: 

Recapping the Night: The sportsbook bit back, a bit unlucky. In the New, watered down NFL I thought that last Falcons drive was littered with controversial plays. I don't think that was a catch. Then I don't think that was a pass interference. Then Roddy White should have been flagged at the end. Oh well all debatable. 

NBA:
$300 Lakers -3 -110 (L)
$300 Lakers/Denver over 211 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)
NCAA Football:
$300 Pittsburgh -5.5 -110 (L)
$300 UAB/East Carolina over 67 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)
Scott's Pick:
$100 Trashers/Wild under 5.5 -110 (L)
Play of the Day:
$600 Baltimore Ravens +100 (L)
Total Wagered: $1900
Total Returned: $1145.46
Total Loss: $754.46
Total Earned to Date: $5487.58

Contact Info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

My True Take On Remembrance Day

Before I get into it and no doubt in the morning when I open my email inbox I'll be shredded to pieces,  I really wish I could post some sensitive shit, paste the lyrics to "In Flanders Field" and call it an entry. But I wont, it isn't real to me. I'm not sure how I feel about remembrance day. On one hand a bunch of dudes around my age were forced to go into a war that they really had no business being in. Europe, the most fucked up continent in the world was unable to handle their own shit. So you take an 18 year old kid, hand him a gun and tell the fucker to go wild. So I think to myself, fuck the kid had it unlucky, he lost his life for the economic benefit of some fucker who couldn't give a damn about his life. This shit happens every fucking day. Whether it's in a Bangladeshi forced labor factory, a mine in Africa, or a bus station in Pakistan, people are always fucking dying for the wealth of others. Nothing has changed since World War 1 to present day, it's just done on a smaller, domestic scale. So why do we celebrate Remembrance day? Why should we remember this shit.

Do you really think those who have died or survived in the war give a fuck if I remember them? Does it make it all better. If I sat here and said "poor little Jimmy died because some greedy immoral fuck put a price-tag on his life and made him die for cash," does it mean anything. I've been reading a narration of a former slave by the name of Ferebe Rogers. In the book she talks about turpentine and salt being poured into wounds as they bled to death because they didn't complete work in time. I've read of Asians being blown up so that railroads could be built. We've seemed to forget about these people and the recipe has worked. To us, it didn't happen and it makes us live each day without the realization that people are senseless, immoral, and inhumane.What exactly am I supposed to remember on Remembrance Day? That the world is filled with inhumane little fucks that use other people to get what they want and lives are replaceable when it comes to the accumulation of wealth? They call it freedom but I call bullshit. These people didn't die so I could be "free." They died because someone with too much power was trying to control too much wealth. 

Yet I'm supposed to remember these war veterans because they are heroes and somehow this all makes it better. You have a conflict between the Turks, Austrians, British, French, Russians, Italians and Germans and a Canadian kid dies and I'm supposed to remember this. Remember what? He died so that one side would have more wealth and power than the other. The world really wants me to remember this? It's too fucking easy, to stick a red fucking poppy on someone, have a moment of fucking silence and go back to the way we were. How about we motherfucking fix it, so this shit doesn't happen. How about everybody sit at a motherfucking table, every single world leader in one locked room and no one gets fed til a solution is reached. So that another poor fuck from Missouri or Nova Scotia or Buffalo or Colombo, Sri Lanka or Iraq doesn't have to die. How about every motherfucking country agrees to stop fucking with everybody else so no one else has to die for the benefit of another person's bank account. Why don't we fucking fix it instead of giving people a red fucking flower and acting like everyone gives a fuck. Because on November 12th the world will be the same greedy, inhumane, immoral, unethical, and unjust world it was the day before when  0.00098% of the population who has all the wealth controls the power and puts a price-tag on people's lives. Fuck it, that's too difficult, let's all sing "In Flanders Field" and have a moment of silence. Lest We Forget.

Recapping the Night: That fog was something else, survived though.

NBA:
$200 Charlotte Bobcats -105= Return of $390.48 (W)
$200 Milwaukee/Atlanta over 187.5 -110= Return of $381.82 (W)
$200 Houston -2 -110
NCAAF:
$200 Miami-Ohio/Bowling Green over 50 -110 (L)
Play of the Day:
$600 Miami-Ohio -2.5 -115= Return of $1121.74 (W)
Total Wagered: $1400
Total Returned: $1894.04
Total Profit: $494.04
Total Earned to Date: $6242.12

Contact Info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Once Again I'm Confused

I've been banging this Colombian girl for a while now. She's pretty hot but my word this girl knows how to suck a mean dick. She's filthy rich because her dad probably has Little Pepe sticking coke up his ass and carrying it to different countries but this girl is sexy and rich and loves to swallow my kids. There's only one problem, she's dumber than people who donate to Wikipedia. Is it unethical and immoral to be banging someone who probably wouldn't pass a standard grade 7 math test? At first the head and sex was great and I thought this could very well be the one if I don't fuck it up but I'm coming to the realization that I much rather be doing the chinese girls at the back of Chinese restaurants who spend their days peeling vegetables and nodding at strangers. 

This chick is beyond stupid. She doesn't do anything because she's rich. I'm convinced all she ever does is watch Gossip Girl and sleep. Every time I try and talk to her she's always busy watching Gossip Girl. Is there a motherfucking channel on the television that just plays the show on repeat. However I knew things were headed down-hill when we went out last week. I had shit to do and her ass is too busy watching Gossip Girl to get a license so I told her to meet me at Sheppard Station's subway platform. She texted me 6 times asking me where it was. Bitch you do fuck all look it the fuck up. Then she asked me if she could get back home at 3pm because she wants to bake a cake for her mother's birthday. Uh ya okay bitch I just want my dick sucked in a park you can go home whenever. However my entire day was filled with my phone going off. No matter where I was I would open my phone and see texts like: "Omg I'm on the bus." "Now I'm sitting at the back and there are poor people starring at me." "How do I tell the bus driver I want to get off the bus, does he stop at every stop" "What if I miss my stop, what will I do then" 

Bitch you are 23 fucking years old, if this were 40 years ago you'd be out in the garden and raising 4 kids while I sat at home, drank all day and watched the Three Stooges. I used to think damn this girl is too damn hot to be with someone like me and now I finally know why. It's like being with someone who has the mental capacity of Arnold Jackson in Different Strokes, you guys have no idea how torturous this shit is. When we aren't banging she'll tell me about how her life is so similar to Gossip Girl. Or how her arm hurts because she had had to lift a UPS package from the front door to the kitchen and it was heavy and thus it ruined her day. The other day she made me promise that I'd consider marrying her or she'd consider leaving because she wants someone who is committed. It took every cell in my body to not get up and scream how I wish her ass was deported. I said yes because I wanted head and knew I'd buy myself 3 non-talkative, sex-filled days. I clearly don't wanna marry this Eva Mendez looking ass but I don't want to let her go. 5 years from now when I'm working at Best Buy trying to tell some spoiled kid's parents that their kid needs the best laptop we can offer and I'm going to think back how I could have made it with this Colombian hoe. Yet that's a lifetime of conversations with someone who gets confused by the story-line in Spongebob Squarepants ....decisions decisions.

Recapping the night: Well done Scott. 

NBA:
$200 Knicks +4.5 -110 (L)
NCAAF:
$400 Northern Illinois -10.5= Return of $763.64 (W)
Scott's Pick:
$100 Tampa -1.5 +190= Return of $290 (W)
Total Wagered: $700
Total Returned: $1053.64
Total Profit: $353.64
Total Earned to Date: $5748.08

Contact Info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

I'm Not an Asshole....But....

I got a friend who is an alcoholic. Young dude so at first I was trying to help him and try to get him to stop. That worked for about 5 minutes. Of course I just said fuck it, he lives a pretty good life and is happy with himself so why shouldn't he keep drinking til he dies, which at this rate will probably be around May. Yet the guy keeps showing signs like he wants to quit. However I'm the type that comes home after a hard day, gambles and wants to be left alone. So I'm like fuck this and I keep telling the guy "man you shouldn't quit, you seem like you're enjoying it so maybe you should start shooting heroin and shit. I bet it would make you feel loads better." At the end of the day I realized no matter what I say, the guy is still going to drink and slowly kill himself so why not speed up the process, get a better high and die quicker, am I wrong?

However, he's still around and still claims that he's trying to quit. The other day I come home wasted and he's wasted and he's going on and on about how tomorrow he'll quit. Alright Alister (it's the whitest name I could think of) I believe that you truly want to quit. Then the dude threw me a curve ball. He said "bro I can't do this alone, could you stop drinking as long as I can, it'll be motivation." Umm I don't see how me not drinking has any affect on your Ernest Hemingway imitating ass but fine Alister I'll stop as long as you stop" Then it hit me, what the fuck did I just do? For starters, do I look like the type that should be counseling an alcoholic. Can any of y'all see me on Intervention telling families to read their letters to their loved ones and stop enabling people. Here I am telling a guy that he should shoot heroin and end his life quicker and he's telling me he needs me to stop drinking alcohol. 

Today, 13 hours after we made the deal this guy hit the beers. His excuse: "Hey man I had 4 left in the fridge, I had to get them out of there and a little bit of Vodka left over, I wanted to return the empties. Fuck you honky if your ass really wanted to quit you'd either give them away or pour that shit down the sink. However I realized something today, if you know someone suffering and there is no way they can recover, just enable them. This week I'm going to call the dude up and start telling him to drink more, break his old records. (He counts each beer and gets through about 460 per month). I'm going to tell the guy "if you aren't a pussy for the month of December you'll reach 520." I mean there is nothing I can possibly do to help the guy. There's nothing he could do to stop, he clearly can't/won't stop. Why not force the train-wreck and take him out his misery and at the same time have a scary story to tell my grandchildren during Halloween. "Hey kids did you know I once helped kill a man!" Chug another one Alister you could do it!

Recapping the Night: Won't complain I made money but the game did hurt once it was all said and done. Glad I still got the push though. Congrats to everyone that cashed in.

College Basketball:
$200 Pittsburgh -12 -110 (L)
Scott's Pick:
$100 PHX/Red Wings over 5.5 -105 (L)
NBA:
$400 Golden State +2 -110= Return of $763.64 (W)
NFL:
$200 Pittsburgh/Cincy over 41 -110= Return of $381.82 (W)
Play of the Day:
$600 Pittsburgh -6 -110= Return of $600 (Push)
Total Wagered: $1500
Total Returned: $1745.56
Total Profit: $245.56
Total Earned to Date: $5394.44

Contact Info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.