Back After Noon- Cramming for this Modern German History exam

Top 20 Biggest Lies/Misconceptions People Offer (Part 1):

People always love the lists I do so here is one more. Today, during my reflection time I was thinking about all the lies I was fed throughout my life and general misconceptions people often believe. Forgive me for being real this time around, ignorant shit returns next week.Time to burst your bubble, here goes.

1) All man and women are created equal
Babies are brought into this world poor, neglected, rich, privileged, deformed, with gifts, etc. One thing is certain, we aren't created equal, we are either brought in rich, poor, or in between.

2) Everyone is created in the image of God
Hitler, Manson, Timothy McVeigh, etc. people are created for all different reasons but the image of God is not high up on the list for most people.

3) No one wins in the gambling world
Tell that to Phil Ivey among others. Gambling is just like everything else in this world. There are 95% who suck and will fail and there are 5% of people who are amazing and will cash in. I'm just trying to be in that 5 percentile.

4) I don't give a fuck what people think about me
Selected people, okay but no one in the world can honestly say they don't give a fuck about what all people think about them. Our only measuring stick for our self-identity is through the eyes of others. Whether you like it or not, most of what people do is for the benefit of other people. (wife, kids, boss, etc.) Without others, we are virtually nothing and we need people in this word because they give us a good indication as to who we are as individuals.

5) ______ was a good man (insert whatever name of someone you know have died)
21 years in this world and I've come to the realization that the world's population is 90% greedy, processed bastards and 10% good. If you knew someone who is now dead, chances are they were in the 90% category and were just like the majority of humanity, terrible.

6) I don't need anybody's help.
Whether you like to admit it or not, we all need other people's help. Not necessarily financial help, but emotional guidance, sexual companionship etc. If someone said they made it without the help of anyone then they're just a liar. Life's filled with breaks and backstabbing, you're bound to get a helping hand sometime.

7) Money Ain't Shit to Me
Say that when you're homeless with 3 kids living from shelter to shelter and doing whatever is in your control to make it until the next morning.

8) I'd take a bullet for my boys.
In order to "die" for one of your friends, you gotta be a really fucked up person. Basically what you're saying is: "your life is more valuable than mine because I'm a fucking loser so go ahead and live your life because mine is not worth shit." Loyalty is one thing, dying for another person is a completely different ballgame and too much people talk shit.

9) Where there is a will, there is a way.
Just because you are determined to do something, don't mean the shit will get done. More often than not, it won't get done, because you're just a pathetic loser like most of the world.

10) You can be whatever you want to be.
I want to be pregnant. (thought so motherfucka)

Recapping the Night: More fuckin Garbage.
MLB:

$100 Dbacks +100 (L)
$100 Mariners +145= Return of $245 (W)
$100 Red Sox +116 (L)
$100 Tigers +140 (L)
NFL Pre-Season:
$100 Eagles -3 -110 (L)
$100 Redskins -4.5 -110= Return of $191.92 (W)
$100 Chiefs +2.5 -110 (L)
CFL:
$200 Ti-Cats/BlueBombers over 55 -110= Return of $366.67 (W)
$200 BlueBombers -4.5 -115 (L)
Play of the Day:
$400 LA Angels -120 (L)


Total Wagered: $1500
Total Returned: $803.59
Total Loss: $696.41
Total Earned To Date: $2554.25
 
Contact Info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com
 
May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Not Cut from the Same Cloth

The other day I'm bored out of my mind so I'm wondering about my old facebook account. I bagged a lot of chicks off that one and was wondering what happened to not only those hoes but the people in highschool that I knew. (for the record I'm not big on twitter,facebook etc unless it is directly beneficial to me) So I log onto this account (after 24 months) and I start looking at all the people I chilled with in highschool. I'm now well aware why the world hates 21 year olds. All these fucking faggots in skinny jeans and sweatered vests listening to Soulja Boy and the only thing they'll be doing for the rest of their lives is pushing carts at grocery stores. This is when I realized it's as if I was born in a different era because one thing is for sure, I got nothing in common with these people.

They love Dave Chapelle, I love Jackie Gleason. They love Pitbull, I love Leonard Cohen (exposing my 1% white side). They aspire to be fashion designers like Alexander McQueen and Pauly D from the Jersey Shore, I aspire to be Bernie Madoff (before the conviction) and Benny Binion. How long can one stay banging the same ugly Asian and white girls before they come to the realization that there is more to life. People in my demographic are all a bunch of dick sucking faggots and I'm trying not to be an elitist but it's simply the truth. I feel sorry for the world if they are depending on us to go forth and take society to new heights. The world is fucking stupid. Would Steve Jobs or Bill Gates hire Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton? Fuck no. So why all the hope and faith on these skinny jeans-wearing homos.

Reality tv, music, tv shows, everything this 21st century has provided is so fucking weird and twisted. Yet no one says anything about it as though we've come immune to this faggot ass shit. I'm finally coming to the realization that my parents were right in a lot of stuff they did (like forcing my ass to get a good education). Everyday I'm surrounded by a bunch of homos who spend 3 hours a day dressing up and taking pictures of themselves in front of a mirror so they could post on facebook, myspace or twitter and have some ugly Snooki looking hoe tell them how sexy they are. Then they'll throw on a tight purple sweater and stand outside in the rain all day pushing carts in and out of Metro or Food Basics. That's what my generation has become, a bunch of good for nothing homos who look about as normal as the girls who act in beastiality porn. Yet the world is trusting this group to help them progress, good luck.

Recapping the Night: Fuck. My. Life. But before that, fuck Johnathan Papleasslicker, Dallas Cowfaggots, and the BC Pansies. Fuckin brutal and for the most part I had my shit down perfectly.

MLB:

$100 Rockies +140 (L)
$100 Padres -1.5 +110= Return of $210 (W)
$200 Marlins -105= Return of $390.48 (W) 
$100 Phillies +111= Return of $211 (W) 
$100 Orioles +125 (L)
CFL:
$300 BC Lions +8.5 -110 (L)
NFL Pre-season:
$200 Saints +1.5 -110 (L)
$100 Ravens -4.5 -110= Return of $192.93 (W)
$300 Dallas Cowboys -3.5 -105 (L)
Play of the Day:
$500 Boston Red Sox -105 (L)

Total Wagered: $2000
Total Returned: $1004.41
Total Loss: $995.59
Total Earned to Date: $3250.66

Contact Info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Taking you Back: London, England

The last of the 4 part series, my trip took me to London, England. It's dark, always cloudy, everyone is pissed off, and everything is so damn expensive but no one works. They enter the pub at 7am, drink the first Blue Moon, while listening to Blue Moon, and they'll watch darts or cricket or soccer. Then they'll leave the pub at noon, pick up something disgusting at the side of the road like curry and chips (fries with curry) or a nasty looking stew, then they'll go back in the pub and watch more darts til 8-9pm. The next 2 hours they'll spend quality time with their wife and kids and then back to the pub again the next day. That's the typical life of someone in England. The gov't gives them money for fuck all (called giro payments) and they live in subsidized housing. Very easy to survive on one income over there. My sort of life.

London was nothing short of a spectacular city rich in history, culture, and women. Something about those accents gave me erections throughout the 2 days I was there. London is one of those cities you don't even have to drink much to get drunk, everyone is drunk as though alcohol clouds formulate around the city limits. I found myself one morning at like 5am, pissing on the Stamford Bridge Walls yelling "God Save the Queen" and this is just the typical life to everyone around me, they all joined in. London is a laid back, big city where people don't seem to give a fuck about anything. School is free, the housing is virtually free, the food is cheap and free, and if you're black with a North American accent like moi, the pussy is free. If you live your life with no ambitions or goals and your just a walking cock that will live life day to day fucking anyone and anything and just getting high/drunk, London is the place for you.

Those with direction in their lives end up living in the nice areas of London which will cost you an arm or a leg and they are usually immigrants. Yup, London is a reverse sort of city. The immigrants are the ones who went to school, did their homework and said no to drugs and they are the ones who achieved the most and run the city. The white people did fuck all, instead of going to school they watched soccer, they knocked up an ugly broad at the age of 15, and they just live gov't cheque to gov't cheque in not-so-nice areas. Basically what I'm trying to say is in London, the white people are really black. They inherit the Carribean mentality of "let's do fuck all but drink or smoke all day and the Lord will provide a way." If you want to become anything in London, avoid the whites, they'll drag you down. In this complex city, somewhere between the 8th pint of Boddington and the Indian Biochemist girl I was talking to at the pub (I told her I was studying at Kent Med. school and becoming a pediatrician and the bitch still wouldn't let me hit it) I realized that this place is home and I can't wait to get back.

Recapping the Night:
MLB:

$100 Marlins +108= Return of $208 (W)
$100 Dodgers +123 (L)
$200 Rockies +107= Return of $414 (W)
$200 As -120= Return of $366.67 (W)
$100 Orioles +130= Return of $230 (W)
$100 Yankees +155= Return of $255 (W)
$100 Twins +160 (L)
Soccer:
$300 NYRB (vs TFC) -150= Return of $500 (W)
Play of the Day:
$400 Boston Red Sox +100= Return of $800 (W)

Total Wagered: $1600
Total Returned: $2773.67
Total Profit: $1173.67
Total Earned to Date: $4246.25

Contact Info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Taking you Back: Dublin and Dundalk Ireland

Welcome to Ireland. Population: 4.4 million. Out of those 4.4 million people, about 2 thousand of them are African refugees who thought they would come to Ireland for a better life but have come to the conclusion that dying with aids in Dafur was probably the better option. Ireland got about 40 chinese people who run Chinese restaurants or as the locals call it (chink food). 95% of the population is ass ugly and should be shipped off to the Falkland islands. These people got no pride, they'll wear just about anything with their belly, cock, hairy ass pussy hanging out. I chose today's picture for a reason. The girl on the left is the equivalent of Miss. Ireland. If you bagged a girl like that then you are one lucky son of a bitch because she represents the 5% of Ireland's "hot" population. Yup, if this isn't hell I don't know what is.

The food tastes like ass. All people eat is stew. When they get tired of stew they move on to better things. A delicious meal that only the finest eat, fucking Bacon and Cabbage. I hope you're following me. If your wife looks like the girl in today's display picture and your weekday meal consists of Bacon and Cabbage, you have it made. You're living the luxurious, glamourous, royality life. When I first found out I was heading to the UK I must admit I was excited. After a week in this place then you start thinking maybe North Korea would have been a better option, at least they eat sweet and sour dog. However not everything about Ireland was shitty, the tropical humidity is something I miss now that I'm home. During the day it gets to 15 degrees and at night it gets to 9 degrees. You never see the sun and when you do, the sun talks and says "fuck you pale, ugly people I'm going to Spain."

It's 2010, I'm 21 years old and getting paid to fly out 7 hours to a continent I have never been to. Fuck I never left the time-zone before. I'm like a kid waiting for Santa Clause to come drop presents. However it's like I go downstairs and catch my dad putting presents under the tree, but he's dressed in my mother's skirt and bra, and sucking off some dude named Blair. To make matters worse, the presents he left under the tree are knitted sweaters 2 sizes too small and they're filled with weird body juices that I can't describe. That is what this fucking trip felt like. I'm just playing Ireland, thanks for the support and I trully did have fun while I was out there (especially in Dundalk). If you are a female and I hooked up with you, please don't email me or show me what you look like, I rather not know.

Recapping the Night:
MLB:

$100 Marlins +178= Return of $278 (W)
$200 Rockies -160 (L)
$200 Cards +125= Return of $450 (W)
$100 Rays +103= Return of $203 (W)
$200 Jays -125 (L)
$100 Twins +100= Return of $200 (W)
Play of the Day:
$500 Jays/Sox over 8 -110= Return of $954.55 (W)

Total Wagered: $1400
Total Returned: $2085.55
Total Profit: $685.55
Total Earned to Date: $3072.58

Contact Info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Taking you back to last Week: Airports/Airplanes

I went from Toronto to Ottawa to Newark to Dublin to London to Dublin to Newark to Toronto. That is a shitload of flights and a bunch of airports. I hate to fly and before last week I had never been in a flight longer than 5 hours so this was always going to be a bad experience, first class all the way was expected to soften the blow, it didn't. After my latest flying experience I can trully say I hate another etnic group, Serbians. It's a 7 hour flight from Newark to Dublin and in those 7 hours I had this little 2-year old Serbian shithead named Darko kicking my seat over and over and over. He refused to wear his seatbelt, cried the entire way through, and when the flight attendant tried talking to him (because his parents were about as effective as rehab was on DJ AM) he just got up and kicked the shit out of my seat.

It took everything I had not to get up of my seat and beat the shit out of this little shithead. However the whole airport/airplane experience sucks harder than Laurence Fishburne's daughter (google Chippy D). Being stuck 3 hours in Newark is about as fun as getting a root canal. There is nothing to do but drink, so you cave in and hit the airport bar and pay the ridiculous $7.89 a pint. You get on the plane and you notice there is one hot chick and 3 homos who will be serving you today. You beg that the hot chick is serving First Class but you end up with the repulsive fag. You try to sleep and the Serbian shithead kicks your seat over and over while you hear his parents softly whisper "Darko please behave." Then you land in a foreign place and all of a sudden it's 7am in the morning when it's 2am back home. Just a fucked up experience.

There was only one thing that could have made the airport/airplane experience any fun: plane prostitutes. You hire 2 Asians and 3 Russian girls and create a few tiny little rooms within the plane. For an outrageous price (because I was getting desperate after the 3rd hour) you could take these hoes into the tiny rooms and fuck the shit out of them. Or get a blow/hand job. At this stage any price would be justified because pussy is about the only thing that could alleviate the horrors of flying. $300 for 30 mins. and I would have gladly taken that offer despite the crazy price. So TSA I hope your listening, bring pussy on the plane that is willing to fuck and there would be no such things as terrorists, terror from flying, or pissed off passangers.

Recapping the Night: Thought I had a 5-0 night, things quickly went sour.
MLB:

$200 Cards -130= Return of $353.33 (W) 
$200 Braves -120 (L)
$100 Cubs +140 (L)
$300 White Sox -140 (L)
Play of the Day:
$500 Rays -150= Return of $833.33 (W) 

Total Wagered: $1300
Total Returned: $1186.66
Total Loss: $113.34
Total Earned to Date: $2387.03

Contact Info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Taking you Back to the last Week: Caribana

Back and better than ever, let's get this shit going. I'd like to take you back to last Saturday. It started at 6am and went all the way to 6am the following Friday morning. A hectic-ass week I will share with you throughout this week. Welcome to Caribana, an extravagant, cultural celebration embracing many countries that attracts people from all areas who come to join in on a parade filled with colourful costumes, delicious food, and skillful dancing. Okay I'm done with the gay ass wikipedia-like shit. Caribana is nothing but a negro-fest where everyone packs heat and we all have a license to dry fuck any girl aged 16 and over and get away with it. It's the black version of heaven.

While the media tries to influence you to believe this thing is all about embracing culture and celebrating life, it's nothing other than a parking-lot after a Snoop Dogg concert. Everyone is intoxicated, there are no rules and people are free to do what they choose. By 10am, 3 bottles of Johnny Walker Blue and 3 Bottles of Grey Goose were done and frequent calls were made to everyone outside the parade to try and get them to the nearest LCBO. You could have sworn that McDonalds announced they were going to be giving away free food because the fat chicks were out and about. See fat and/or deformed people love Caribana, regardless of their background. After 16+ hours of heavy drinking and smoking, every single object starts looking like Halle Berry in Monster's Ball and the ugly people of the world take advantage of this. The street lights and fencing starts talking to you and telling you they want your cock and what is a drunk/high man to do other than find the nearest hole, insert, deposit load, and withdraw. I became aware of the fat/deformed phenomenon when my cousin introduced me to the girl walrus I hooked up with last year.

Picture a black, 20 year old Julia Roberts, with acne, large amounts of fat deposits, abnormal legs, grotesque teeth and a chin that could soak up the Gulf Oil spill. That ficticious chick is still 10x better than the girl I bagged last year. This is what Caribana is about, 1 million black people who hate their lives, who try to take everyone else down, and who all have numerous kids with no fathers and have names no one can pronounce. They never have money, jobs or direction and thus they don't have much to look forward to. The government gives them one day a year to compensate for this and thus they wear costumes, smoke, drink and you grab the nearest person of the opposite sex and begin to plow. All of this is legal for one day and the blacks sure as fuck take advantage of it. This year, I kept my dick in my pants and money in my pocket because I rather have chinese food from the notorious Chinatown than to find out I fucked the next black Susan Boyle. Can't wait til next year.

Contact Info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.