Quite Possibly the Dumbest Man In the world.

Before I get into it, I have a sneaking suspicion that the white folks I know are exactly like the ones portrayed on the OC. Yup, I'm bout to cut all ties with that fucked up race. Please convince me otherwise. Alright story time:

My mom been crying and shit for like 2 weeks now and I sorta knew why but didn't know the whole story. Today I got it. About 5 years ago my uncle back in Trinidad got some disease or some shit and he can't walk properly. Now his daughter needed some cash as a down payment  because she wanted to attend the University of Stoke in England or some shit, he couldn't afford it and she had to beg, eventually some of her rich family paid it. That was like 4 years ago and ever since then, his family has been shitting on him. They literally haven't spoken in 4 years, at all even though they live in the same house. 

Now he celebrated his birthday 2 weeks ago, his 50th. He got up in the morning and told them to get the fuck out of his house, all of them. In one hour a moving van was at the house and they loaded their shit (his wife and two daughters) into garbage bags and got out of his house. They now live with his mother-in-law and he filed for separation and they never want to see him again. He said he had been planning this day for a long time and was just waiting to live to 50. Then promised himself the day he did it, he would no longer have contact with any of them. So I don't talk to any of them but because it's his 50th I talked to him 2 weeks ago. I said hey whatup, his response: " Nigga today is a blessing. A motherfucking blessing. Don't you dare get married, don't you dare knock any girl up. Fuck em and leave em." I said " thanks for the advice" and that was that.

Fast forward two weeks later. My mom been crying and shit saying he got no money. When I asked why the fuck he don't have no money, here's what I gathered. What I'm about to do is in Trinidadian currency so if the numbers seem inflated, keep that in mind.

1) He gets $1200 a month via disability because he can't work.

2) The house costs $3800 a month to operate (hot water, electricity, phone, cable, and his medication.)

3) His wife would bring home $1000 a month doing odd jobs.

4) His daughter give them $2700 a month. 

5) The house isn't his, it's in my aunt's name. 

See where this is going? This nigga kicked his family out, when they provide $3800 towards keeping the house operational, 100% of the costs. I asked my mom, what did he contribute to the house? " Oh he would wash and cook." I thought she was joking... So right now he's making $1200 and the house costs give or take lets say $3000 to operate because 3 people left the house. This nigga is broke shit and can't afford his medication. Then I did the calculations. He's 50, been sick for 5 years. So he could have worked from 18-45, 27 motherfucking years. I ask my mom, I say, "listen this dude had 27 years of a body that could work and I know he was a mechanic and in the coast guard. Where's that money? " Oh he spent it." She wouldn't tell me me where the money was. 

Then I thought about it. Back in the day when we'd visit on vacation, this guy always had exotic fish. Sharks, piranas, all that shit. He had custom made tanks, must have cost thousands. I said mom tell my I'm lying, this dude spent most of his money on those exotic fish right? Her response: " Aaron listen, it's not good to laugh at people's downfall." To this second, it still hurts to breathe I'm laughing so hard. So in conclusion, he kicked out his family, who take care of all of the expenses, he has no money for medication and if he don't find a way to get cash soon, he'll be homeless. To make matters worse, today, his daughter who just became a lawyer (literally months ago) signed a contract where she'll be making $15-20k a month, and he won't see a dime because she hates him and he just threw her out.

Only black people man, only black people are capable of this stuff. Peace.