The Greatest Gift A Man Could Give

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Expressing my Love For Fifa

Everybody in this world is corrupt. Everybody strives for the cash and they don't care how they get it. The problem is, everyone either denies it or tries to hide it. Look at Walmart, they hire Mexicans and fuck with them all the time and then they say "we did nothing wrong." Then you have the pharmaceutical industry who are always fucking with people, giving them shit that will kill them or shit they don't need, then they deny it. However, everyone needs to take a page out of Fifa's book; embrace the fact that you are corrupt. Last week Fifa pretty much told the world, yup we're a filthy, cunt-organization but what the fuck are you going to do about it?

What better place to hold the world's biggest sporting tournament than a fucking desert in the middle-east like Qatar. You can't drink alcohol because the Taliban people will fuck you up. You can't fuck girls over their because the Taliban people will fuck you up. You can't eat pork over their because the Taliban people will fuck you up. The Taliban people don't play soccer so they are building the stadiums with removable parts and will "donate" them to future hosts. If you are a crazy motherfucker and like corrupt soccer enough to travel to Qatar in 2022, you better make sure your bitch is covered up because the Taliban people don't like pussy. It reaches several hundred thousand degrees in Qatar during the summer and there will be a lot of athletes wanting to kill themselves. However, have no fear because Fifa is such a considerate organization, they are flirting with the idea of moving the tournament to January so people can enjoy the cool 50 degree temperature while sipping water and wearing a Roots sweater because Taliban said "no skin-showing."

Fifa just told everyone to fuck themselves yet in 2022 everybody who is relevant in this world will still tune in and the rich motherfuckers will still travel to Taliban land. I wish I could lay future bets on the 2022 world cup, I'd sprinkle some on every worthy African team because they're the only ones that stand a shot. Those motherfuckers can go for days without water and shit. England sucks and with the lack of pints will suck even more. Spanish players got hot ass girlfriends who won't be able to suck them off or wear thongs because they'll get lashes from the Taliban so they'll suck. Germany who won't be able to eat Bratwurst will suffer. Brazil and Argentina won't be able to bring the coke and hookers that keeps them going so they're fucked. Asians will be scared as shit and will want to get the fuck out as soon as possible so they'll suck. Turkey got a good chance though, they'll feel right at home. Qatar in 2022, no booze, no sex, no women, and no meat but the party will be off the hook, I can't wait. 

Recapping the night: Shitty way to lose. Shit happens though, Brady will save us again, he always does. 

NBA:
$300 Knicks +115= Return of $645 (W)
$300 Hornets/Spurs over 193.5 -110 (L)
1pm NFL:
$300 Vikings -5.5 -105= Return of $585.71 (W)
$300 Jags/Titans over 43.5 -110 (L)
$400 Giants/Redskins over 43 -110 (L)
$400 Bears -4.5 -110 (L)
$300 Packers/Niners over 41 -115- Return of $560.87 (W)
$400 Saints -6.5 -110 (L)
4pm NFL:
$400 Falcons -3 +105= Return of $820 (W)
$500 Raiders/Chargers over 44 -110 (L)
$400 Colts/Cowboys over 47.5 -110= Return of $763.64 (W)
$400 Colts -5 -115 (L)
Late night NFL:
$400 Ravens/Steelers over 38.5 -110 (L)
Play of the Day:
$600 Ravens -3 -110 (L)

Total Wagered: $5400
Total Returned: $3375.22
Total Loss: $2024.78
Total Earned to Date: $9776.32

Contact Info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Not too Bad.

Blog Returns Monday. Hit the Century mark for play of the day wins and won a few dollars, not all that bad.

NCAAF:

$200 SMU/Central Florida over 55 -110 (L)

$300 Pittsburgh +2 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)

$200 Utah St. +37.5 -110= Return of $381.82 (W)

$300 Nevada -7.5 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)

$400 Oregon -17.5 -110 (L)

$500 Auburn/South Carolina over 61 -110- Return of $954.55 (W)

$200 Idaho -14 (L)

$200 Middle Tenn St. +5 -110= Return of $381.82 (W)

$300 Washington -5.5 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)

$500 Florida St/Virginia Tech over 51.5 -110= Return of $954.55 (W)

$300 Nebraska +4 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)

$600 Auburn -5.5 -110= Return of $1145.55 (W)

$300 USC -6 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)

Play of the Day:

$600 UCONN +2 -110= Return of $1145.55 (W)

NCAAB:

$300 Penn st. -4 -110 (push)= Return of $300 (P)

$300 Cleveland St. -3.5 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)

NBA:

$200 Heat/Hawks over 192 -110 (L)

$200 Bobcats +3.5 -110 (L)

$200 T-Wolves -110= Return of $381.82 (W)

$200 Rockets/Bulls over 200.5 -110= Return of $381.82 (W)

$200 Magic/Bucks over 184 -110 (L)

Total Wagered: $6400

Total Returned: $9463.86

Total Profit: $3063.86

Total Earned to Date: $11801.10

Fucking Tired.

No blog today, I've become an old ass man. I used to be able to reach 12-13 pints in a day with ease and still be able to party. Now I struggle to reach 6 and then I find something to bitch about and go home. Need a fucking wife that will make me wings and earn more money than I do. Tired of eating Doritos as meals and tired of fucking soy milk. Tired of everything lol need a tanned white woman with ass and mean oral skills. Somebody hook a brother up I'm going to start drinking pussy ass Mike's Hard Lemonade and pussy Smirnoff Coolers if it means it'd get me a nice hot bitch. Don't want to take it there though so hook a brother up.

Recapping the night: At least Lord Gamblor loves me lol (fuck I hope I didn't jinx it)

NBA:
$300 OKC thunder -1.5 -110 (L)
$300 Suns -2.5 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)
$300 Rockets/Grizzlies over 206 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)
$300 Lakers/Kings over 200 -110 (L)
$300 Mavs +3.5= Return of $572.73 (W)
NCAAF:
$200 Fresno State +5 -110= Return of $381.82 (W)
$200 Miami-Ohio/Northern Illinois under 55 -110= Return of $381.82 (W)
Total Wagered: $1900
Total Returned: $2481.83
Total Profit: $581.83
Total Earned to Date: $8737.24

Utterly Disappointing

Imagine you're on the internet and you been chatting with a girl for the past 8 months and she promised to blow you. Well the time has come. Online, she looks like Eva Longoria with the lips of Angelina Jolie. You been waiting for this girl to blow you for the last couple of months and finally you are about to get your chance. You're excited, you get ready, the doorbell has rung and you're more giddy than a 12 year old future gay kid at a Justin Bieber concert. Then you open the door only to find Amy Winehouse with needles sticking out of her arm saying "I'll blow you for a bus token." That's exactly how tonight felt.

The heavily anticipated "game 7" between Cleveland and Miami turned out to be a fucking Toronto District School Athletic Association Field Hockey game between Richview and Eastern Commerce. I'll admit, I hyped the shit out of this game because I know how people from Cleveland like to get down, specifically those residing in East Cleveland. It was supposed to be a riot, an unimaginable atmosphere where fans would get their payback for all the bullshit LeBron put them through. Instead all they did was drop the soap and take it in the ass. No batteries thrown, rarely any obscenities, and one dude threw a bottle that didn't even hit him. The fuck was that? You live in Cleveland for fuck sakes would the misdemeanor disorderly conduct charge hurt all that bad? You'd still be employed at the Walgreens regardless if you spent the night in cuffs or not. Dude laughed, danced, glared at the owner, glared at the opposing bench, conversed with guys from the other team and all these fuckers did was boo. Not even a flagrant foul.

I didn't even see any black people in the crowd, only white dudes in dockers shaking their head and occasionally smiling with their hot ass wives. What the fuck was that. Cleveland you had your chance and you acted like my little cousin did the time I refused to play with her Easy Bake oven. Toronto, which shouldn't even be mentioned with Cleveland in terms of atmosphere would have never let that shit go down today. Vince Carter, who didn't act like half the bitch Lebron did gets it 10x as bad every time he comes here. That crowd is the type of crowd that holds candlelight vigils to save a historic monument. That crowd is the same crowd that cried when Obama was elected. That crowd is the same people who refuse to cross the street until the signal changes to "walk." Fucking bunch of pussy-bitch-slut-cunt-dickhead ass people.

Recapping the night: No complaints from me I'm lucky tonight. 20-20 with no time left, Arizona is about to kick an extra point. I got Arizona -5.5 and over 55. Arizona misses the extra point and both teams score 19 in overtime. Game goes over. Oregon and Mizzou just put up 94 points in the second half, extremely lucky.

NBA:

$300 Heat -4.5 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)

$300 Suns +2.5 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)

NFL:

$500 Eagles/Texans over 51 -110= Return of $954.55 (W)

NCAAF:

$300 Arizona -5.5 -110 (L)

Play of the Day:

$600 Arizona/Arizona St over 55 -110= Return of $1145.55 (W)

NCAA:

$200 Missou/Oregon over 156.5 -110= Return of $381.82 (W)

$200 Kansas -17.5 -110 (L)

$200 Depaul/Illinois under 144.5 -110 (L)

$200 Samford/Western Carolina under 122 -110= Return of $381.82 (W)

$300 Cleveland St. -4.5 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)

$200 Youngstown St. +7 -110 (L)

$200 Tenn-Martin +18.5 -110 (L)

Total Wagered: $3500

Total Returned: $4581.93

Total Profit: $1081.93

Total Earned to Date: $8155.41

Contact Info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Wasting More Tax Dollars

I go to a school in the woods in some ex-military place far away from anything. The rooms are filled with grafitti, there are no windows, the bathrooms look like something out of a slum in Rio and I walk by Paul Bernardo's face on the graduation wall everyday in order to get to class. There was/is a lesgian/gay space but the Jamaicans weren't having any of that and they burned that shit down. Every week I get emails from campus police about people luring girls to film a porn in the parking lot or people getting robbed. It was designed by some dude who designed jails so the halls are often only wide enough for one person in certain areas. There are rarely any white people and anyone who wants to make anything of themselves are warned in advance "don't come here."  People attend classes in white tees and fitted caps, the professors (who are often 2 years older than me) often use Wu-Tang to prove their point and the man idea is "fuck everybody, do what you want." Regardless of what class you're in, that is what we are lectured on, "fuck life."  So I was surprised at the shit I saw when I was wasted and ended up at Ryerson..

I was drinking with a buddy of mine and I ended up going to one of his lectures at Ryerson, hammered out of my mind. For starters, I knew their campus was located downtown, but this motherfucking shit was right next to Dundas Square (Times Square lite for those who don't know what I'm talking about). Who the fuck could concentrate here? His class was located on top of a best buy. However it was so different from the shit I saw on a daily basis. There were no black people, everyone dressed and talked professionally. There was no hip hop music blasting in the halls, people had couches to sit on and they had escalators, we have to walk 7 floors to get to where we want to go. I started thinking to myself  "shit is this what a real campus feels like?" Then I sat down in his class in which I intended to sleep but that's where things started to unravel. 

My friend's class is an advanced class in IT security. His professor was some old Russian dude who looked homeless. The people in his class mostly looked like the guys that work at libraries or stocking shelves at the 7/11 at 3am. Then his professor started cleaning out his hotmail inbox. It went on for 10 minutes with him explaining "Why Ze Zont Except Zings Frum Ze Nigeria" The fuck is this??? Then he put up a powerpoint that clearly read "Univ. of Minnesota" on it. I'm not one to talk about spelling or grammatical errors but shit it looked like it was written by Soulja Boy. There was this white motherfucker who kept sucking the professor's dick, there's one of him in every class. So after this Russian guy cleaned out his hotmail inbox and spent 5 minutes explaining, via the powerpoint that wasn't his,  why people should watch what they download, he dismissed the class. I could have learned more by watching Dora the Explorer.  The class was scheduled for 2 hours, dude was done in under 20 minutes. You, the tax-payers paid a good amount of that shit, democracy is great. 

Recapping the night: I made 1000000000000 bets so I ain't recapping that shit. Lost $1100 and I'm at 7073.48, though the play of the day came through. Heat -4.5....tempted. 

Contact Info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

I just Don't Get It

Before I get into it, I'm warning you this shit is nasty so either leave the page or continue sipping that morning coffee of yours and help me understand what is going on with this world.

My white African boy was fucking around the internet and found a "female-first" forum in the UK where sex is pretty much the main topic of conversation. All sorts of dumbasses who want to know why their girls like male strip clubs or why did their baby turn out black go and post and expect answers. So I'm browsing this shit and I'm actually laughing my ass off, there are some pretty cool sex games in there like "titty-cricket" etc. Then I come across this: I warned you before but I'll warn you again, what you're about to read is disgusting. click here

No no no no no. Up until today I refused to believe that dudes eat their own sperm. No that's just too fucking nasty, that has never even crossed my mind yet it seemed like a common thing. Some even went so far to say they suck their own dick. Most of those people got wives and girlfriends and shit, it was fucking nasty. So now I was in a weird situation. I got two options, I could either close the page and pretend I never read that shit or I could expand my curiosity and type it into google and see what came up. Maybe I'm just naive but before today I didn't even think it was possible for a dude to blow himself unless he was one of those Chinese gymnastic motherfuckers, those fools wouldn't surprise me. So I google " eat own sperm" and literally a billion pages popped up with people asking " is it healthy" "am I normal" FUCK no you ain't normal asshole who the fuck does that.

Yet it was all so common. I started playing the percentages game, let's say 1 in every 30 people do it, (I'm being generous with those odds as well from that research I was doing) that means chances are someone who reads this motherfucking blog eats their own sperm. It means I've had a classmate that ate their own cum. For fuck sakes it means that a future co-worker will go home and eat their own sperm. Who in the fuck does this? I hate to throw morality into this but for fuck sakes your mom and dad didn't wipe your ass or put your ass through school so you could grow up to jerk off and eat it. That's fucking nasty man I've given up on this world. My new role model is that Wikileaks Aussie motherfucker, he's the last of a dying breed. I love Denard Robinson (no homo) does he eat his own sperm? I've looked up to Joe Paterno for years is that white dude eating his own sperm as well? What the fuck folks I eat a tonne of fast food, some of those motherfuckers cooking my shit eat their own sperm. Ugh, I'm getting closer to Tom Hanks in Castaway I could just feel it.

RIP Jim Kelly reading his last ever article right now and it gave me the chills with that ironic title, I'll miss him. Click here to check it out: http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/2010/11/30/kelley_part_of_the_process/

Recapping the Night: Weird but lucky night for me. United shit the bed, Mississippi State and the Lakers couldn't put up 100 against the fucking Memphis Grizzlies. Yet everything else came my way. I don't even know how I caught that Cavs/Celtics over, they needed 7 points in the last minute and a half. Got real lucky today but I ain't complaining.

Play of the Day:

$1002 Manchester United -150 (L)

NCAAB:

$800 Ohio State -4 +100= Return of $1600 (W)

$600 Mississippi St -10.5 (L)

$400 Georgetown -105= Return of $780.95 (W)

$200 Bradley/Western Carolina under 132 -110= Return of $381.82 (W)

$400 UNC/ Illinois over 148.5 -110 (L)

NBA:

$300 Celts/Cavs over 192.5 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)

$200 Sixers +4 -110= Return of $381.82 (W)

$500 Nets/Knicks over 205 -110= Return of $954.55 (W)

$300 Lakers/Memphis over 204 -110 (L)

NHL:

$200 NHL Grand salami over 28 -120= Return of $366.67 (W)

$400 SA -4 -115= Return of $747.83 (W)

$600 SA/GS over 214.5 -110= Return of $1145.55 (W)

Total Wagered: $5902

Total Returned: $6931.92

Total Profit: $1029.92

Total Earned to Date: $8173.48

 Contact Info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.