Every female out there is insecure and I'd assume about 50% of males if not more suffer from the same crap. Let me break it down for y'all. Your parents had sex. Then they had you. Then while you were being raised you were forced to compete. If you didn't beat the next person you're a failure. Life is one big competition. Your parents go to your recital when you were 4 and you think they give a fuck about you? They just want you to be the best. The best in relation to what? The best fucker on the planet. They want you to be better than everyone's kid. So you're 4 years old and you already have it instilled in you, you got to beat everyone else in order to make your parents smile. Then you start growing up.
The imperfections start to show. Maybe those tits aren't as big as your best friends. You start to hate her even though you won't admit it. You look to everyone else and smile, but you hate them all. You secretly hate your friends, you hate your distant relatives, hell you might even hate your own mother. All because your tits are 1 size too small. Then you grow up some more. And the dude you liked left you for another girl. Now the reason he left you was because you didn't want to go ass to mouth but he found another girl who does it. You don't know that though, so you start to hate the other girl. Then you look on the television and see celebrities who everyone glorify. You think your life will be better if you looked like them. So you hate them but you try it anyway, you buy the products they endorse, you consume yourself with them. Everyone hates Kim Kardashian but 90% of women wish they were her, don't be fooled.Then you'll start listening to Adele and feeling even worse about yourself. Eventually you pass this stage and you become some old fucker who died.
That's the blueprint for why you're insecure. Because you hate yourself and you wish you were someone else. However this insecurity doesn't affect only you. Because there's people like me, who like to frequent strip clubs and flirt with everyone. But remember you hate the world, so even when you and I have something good going on you'll destruct it. Because you hate yourself and you think I hate you. Now there's a solution to all of this. It's called growing up not giving a fuck about anybody but yourself. If you were to look in the mirror and think damn you're hot (and I'd say 80% of women are fuckable, fuckable = hot) then you got nothing to worry about. That 20% is screwed and they'll be screwed for life, blame God not me. But back to where I was going, you look in the mirror and you see the purity in yourself, you will never have anything to worry about. This blog could save all women and the relationships they destruct. But guess what, tomorrow when you're at that office cubicle you'll look to the left, see someone else and wish you were better than them. In each and every way. All y'all are doomed. Except Birdy, who inspired me to make this art: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXwPUYU8rTI
4 comments:
The truth is spoken once again!!!
Not to rub salt in the wound, but you need to learn some money management skills.
Down what another 15.5k today. You must really be killing it in Cricket to make up these massive losses. Or..... You a) borrowed the $ from a loan shark, in which case you'll have all 4 limbs broken within the month or b) every 1k wager actually represent a 10 spot or c) it's all just make believe Unicorn money.
It's unicorn money. happy?
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