Gambling Suicide

What a frustrating day. I feel like a running back constantly running for 2-3 yards waiting for the breakout play that never happens. Blog returns tomorrow. happy thanksgiving.

NFL:
$300 Jax m/l +105= Return of $615 (W)
$300 Cincy -6.5 -110 (L)
$300 Cincy/TB over 38 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)
$300 Texans -3 -110 (L)
Late NFL:
$300 Saints -6.5 -115 (L)
$200 Titans/Cowboys over 43 -110= Return of $381.82 (W)
$300 SF -3 -125 (L)
$600 SF/Eagles over 39 -110= Return of $1145.45 (W)
Baseball:
$300 TB/Rangers over 9 -120 (L)
$300 Cincy/Phillies over 7.5 -120 (L)
Play of the Day:
$600 ATL Falcons -3 -110= Return of $1145.45 (W)

Total Wagered: $3800
Total Returned: $3860.45
Total Profit: $60.45
Total Earned to Date: $1962.28

Recapping the Night

Sorry y'all I had shit to deal with all day so I played like shit:

NCAA:
$300 Penn St. -8 -110 (L)
$200 Central Michigan +21.5 -110 (L)
$200 Tennessee +11.5 -110 (L)
$600 Michigan State +4.5 -105= Return of $1171.43 (W)
$400 Michigan/Michigan St. over 65 (L)

Plays of the Day:
$1000 Alabama -7 -110 (L)
$1000 Arkansas -5 -110= Return of $1909.09 (W)

Total Wagered: $3700

Total Returned: $3080.52

Total Loss: $619.48

Total Earned to Date: $1901.83

Happy Thanksgiving

Enjoy your turkey, tofu turkey, or in my case, Delessio frozen pizza that takes like ass. I'll be back Tuesday. Picks will still be posted but I'm going to spend this weekend jerking off and watching every episode of M.A.S.H., Hogan's Heroes, and Knight Rider. 

Recapping the Night: I didn't lay any in games because I needed this ass kicking. What the fuck am I doing betting for tv. Back to discipline for me. Some games aren't finished yet but I'll take it as a loss, I cant see the Braves or Ok. covering 24.

3:13am edit: wow look at what I wrote above. Luck was on my  side today.

Early NHL Pick:
$100 Wild/Canes over 5.5 +100 (L)
$200 Canes -105= Return of $390.48 (W)
$200 BlueJackets/Sharks over 5.5 -110 (L)
College Football:
$400 Ok. St. -23.5 -110= Return of $763.64 (W)
MLB:
$200 Braves +135= Return of 470 (W)
$200 Phillies -1.5 +105 (W)= Return of $410 (W)
$200 Phillies/Reds over 7 -125= Return of $360 (W)
CFL:
$400 Ti-Cats/Eskimos over 52 -110 (L)
Play of the Day:
$600 UConn -5 -110 (L)

 Total Wagered: $2500

Total Returned: $2394.12

Total Loss: $105.88

Total Earned to Date: $2521.31

Have a Happy Thanksgiving

Autumn's Biggest Dissapointment

I have this friend who is hot, in her 30s and looks like Pam from the Office. She's not only smart, a CEO, and attractive but she's one of the few people who I surround myself with who doesn't give me bad advice and does things genuinely from her heart. Oh and she's also married to a good guy (I'm only saying this because the guy is Polish and might feed me my own limbs because all Polish people are crazy saints)

So let me re-iterate, she's hot. However, I don't get to see her too often and she's smart enough to know that I'm a compulsive wanker and she won't send me pictures. However, every October she goes to Oktoberfest and wears this sexy German outfit similar to the one in today's display picture. Every October I wait for these pictures like a 4 year old waits for Santa Clause. It's a small victory in my life where victories are hard to come by. Looking forward to seeing a hot chick in a "Dirndl" (German outfit for all you uncultured dudes) is what my life has become. See, upon analyizing my life I've discovered that I'm destined to become "that guy".

You know that guy who lives in a basement apartment and never leaves the house other than to get groceries and buy booze or lottery tickets. You know that guy whose only contact with the real world is to buy drugs, sex, or scratch tickets. I've come to the conclusion that for the rest of my life I'm going to be sitting in shitty ass futons drinking whatever is on sale at the beer store and betting on teams like William and Mary College and Oral Roberts. I'm only going to leave the house out of necessity and the only excitement in my life is when the  tax refund cheques come in the mail or when Dairy Queen has that special sale where the Ice Cream cakes are 1/2 price for the entire month. I'm going to be that guy whose brother invites him over for Christmas dinner with his family, because I have no family, and I'll decline saying I found someone special and I'm going over to her house for dinner. Except there is no "her" because I'm anti-social and the only females in my life are the cheap Tawainese girls I pay at the rub and tug. I'm destined to become "that guy".

So seeing a hot friend in a sexy German outfit is enough to keep me happy for the entire season of Autumn. Today I found out that there won't be any hot friend in a sexy outfit because she isn't going to Oktoberfest because she's too busy. In conclusion, the outfit only gets rolled out once a year and this year I won't be viewing the pictures I was looking forward to see. Is it so hard to ask, when you're destined to become "that guy" for a few hot pictures. When it rains, it pours. As you can tell I don't have much going for me in the future. Today I had an Indian girl almost contact the local police authorities in Mumbai because I was in a chat room trying to get Skype sex and referred to her as my "wifey." She thought I meant that she was literally my wife and started freaking out threatening to call the authorities on my ass. This is what my life has become and to make things even worse, I won't be getting the hot German pictures this year. I'm out, going to play the game "chicken" with a train.

Recapping the night: 

Early NHL Pick:
$100 Wild/Hurricanes over 5.5 +110 (W)= Return of $210 (W)
$200 Hurricanes -115= Return of $373.91 (W)

NHL:
$200 MTL +135 (L)
$400 Flames -105 (L)

Baseball:
$400 Rays -120 (L)
$200 Giants/Braves over 6.5 -120 (L)

College Football:
$400 Nebraska -10.5 -110= Return of $763.64 (W)

Play of the Day:
$600 Yankees -115 Return of $1121.74 (W)

Total Wagered: $2500

Total Returned: $2469.29

Total Loss: $30.71

Total Earned to Date: $2627.19

Contact info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

You Gay.

As you all probably know my now, I'm fucked up and live a fucked up life. However, the more I analyze my life, I come to the conclusion that I surround myself with people who are 100x more fucked up than I am. It's a good way to give justification or a consolation "feeling" to my life. While one of my friends hasn't come out of the closet yet I'm thinking it's only a matter of time. The old me would have said, "nigga you gay" and I'd never hear from this dude again. However, I'm still trying to better myself as a person and I'm making a conscious effort this time around so I won't resort to that. Let me tell you the story as to why I think my friend is gay. 

I got a friend that I call Chink Brian. He's a pretty good dude, besides the fact that he claims he's sick every other day, watches the National Basketball Development League (NBDL) religiously, and he wishes his father was dead. Other than that I'd say he's a fairly normal person, oh and he refuses to leave the house if it doesn't involve school. This dude is always fucking sick and it's always some weird shit. He got his wisdom teeth removed once and told us "I feel like I got shot in the face." He's the only guy I know who gets the common cold for 290 days a year, his latest sickness was supposedly a foot fungus, or what I thought was some sort of foot ailment.

For the past couple months Chink Brian has been complaining about his foot hurting. I don't really see the dude because as I said he doesn't really leave the house but hey it's whatever. Then I found out he didn't hurt his foot but he in fact tore his penis. Something to do with foreskin. Uh okay, just another day in my life, do whatever man. Now for the last couple of weeks he's complaining that he has to take 20 pisses a day and he thinks he's dying. He has since dropped out of school after he attempted to get in with accessibility services (become a legally handicapped student). Now as you can tell, this story really makes no sense so I've been trying to put the pieces together, I think dude's gay. For starters before I get accused of being unsympathetic, he has visited an entire team of doctors on multiple occasions and every time he visits they tell him the same thing "you're fine, nothing is wrong with you." 

Dude even went so far as to visit some Chinese witch-craft motherfuckers who he pays $190 bi-weekly and they boil deer antlers with other herbs and he showers in it or some shit. So I got my Sherlock Holmes on and I'm trying to solve this mystery. You claim to be sick but after 10 different doctors have viewed you, you're fine. You claimed that you ripped your foreskin and piss 20x a day, how the fuck did you rip it is the question I want to know. You claim that you ripped it by wanking. Ah, finally an honest answer. See I masturbate at the very least 6.5 times a day (the .5 for the nightly wank which I usually fall asleep before finishing up). Finally, the information I got today was that Chink got a handjob by some doctor and after it was all said and done, the guy told him he's fine. Chink's still unconvinced. Class let's summarize:

-Chink claims he has a foot problem that started with fungus and then had something to do with bone growth.

-Chink says he never had a foot problem but he was too embarrassed to admit the real problem.

-Chink says he ripped his foreskin, probably by wanking, and pees 20x a day and can't move on with life.

-Chink visits multiple doctors, gets an ultra sound, blood tests, urine tests, Chinese magic healing and they all tell him the same thing, you're fine.

-Chink gets jerked off by someone who claims to be a doctor running some tests. After the test is done the male doctor tells him he's fine, Chink claims he doesn't know what he's talking about. 

You guys be the judge.

Recapping the night:

Baseball:
$200 Rays/Rangers over 7 +100 (L)
$400 Rays -130 (L)
$200 Phillies -1.5 +105= Return of $410 (W)

College Football:
$400 under UAB/Central Florida 49 -110= Return of $400 (Push)
$400 2nd half line over 21.5 -110= Return of $763.64 (W)
Play of the Day:
$600 Yankees -150= Return of $1000 (W)

Total Wagered: $2200

Total Returned: $2573.64

Total Profit: $373.64

Total Earned to Date: $2657.90

Contact info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Fuck the Legal System

In 1994 Jamie and Gladys Scott of Jackson, Mississippi were sentenced to life in prison. What did they do? Steal $11. That isn't a typo, $11 fucking dollars. I'll be the first to admit that over the last 2 years I've stolen well over $11 from a certain sports stadium here in Toronto, big fucking deal. Now Jamie is dying because she needs a kidney transplant and the state of Mississippi is politely telling her to fuck herself. You have Lebron James bitching about how race has tarnished his image because he was being a dumbass but here you see 2 black girls spend their lives in jail for $11. 

Lindsay Lohan and Paris "I'll suck your cock and record it in nightvision" Hilton do lines of coke, weed, and who knows what else on a weekly basis and every week they get released because the jail is over-crowded. Yet people suffer for $11. Rick fucking Sanchez from CNN (before he got fired this week) once ran someone over while drunk, leaving the person paralyzed. He then sped off and returned 2 hours later. He got nothing for it because the officer claims he told Sanchez that he could leave. This is the dumb shit created by the legal system. It's the furthest thing from fair and people suffer because of it on a daily basis. Why the fuck are people sentenced to 140 years in jail? I don't fucking understand this dumb ass shit but it seems like no one gives a fuck. No one cares that 2 people are sentenced to life for stealing $11 and now one of them will die early because she needs a kidney but people care that Dwayne Wade pulled his hamstring 3 minutes into a meaningless pre-season game, it was all over yahoo. 

The legal system is simple fucked up. Today, some 33 year old french dude was ordered to pay a fine of $6.7 billion dollars because he did some insider trading. He earns $3,150 a month and it will take him well over 177,000 years to pay off the fine. What the fuck? Am I the other person that sees how fucked up this world is? One of my best friends growing up, Terrance A. was 17 years old when he was brutally murdered. (I'm warning you I'm about to get graphic and posting this straight from a news article :

"to strip and kill her slight son almost four years ago, beating the intoxicated teen with such wanton brutality that his skull was severed from his spinal column by the time he was dumped into Lake Ontario and left to drown."

The no good cock sucking motherfucking asslicking pieces of shit that killed him (because he was drunk and said that one of their cousins once gave him head) all got 4.5 years and are out enjoying life. Meanwhile I lost my boy, a mother lost her son, and he was left in such a fucked up state that they needed dental records to identify him. Do these bitch ass fucking assholes who work in the legal system have any idea what it's like to be 16 years old wondering where the fuck your boy is knowing you were with him 12 hours earlier on that Caribana morning. I wish I could ask these judges if they know what it's like to stand in the blistering heat at 16 years old and watch as you boy gets carried away in a casket knowing you'll never see him again. 4.5 fucking years for delivering a lifetime of pain.  This is the motherfucking world we live in and the legal system is a good for nothing piece of shit that does nothing but fuck people over because they don't have the same amount of wealth as the people in power do. 

Recapping the night:

Play of the Day:
$400 Troy +3.5 -110=Return of $763.64 (W)
Nba Preseason:
$100 Cleveland +1-120= Return of $183.33 (W)
Total Wagered: $500
Total Returned: $946.97
Total Profit: $446.97
Total Earned to Date: $2284.26

Contact info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Need A Cure Asap.

There's always a white family in every neighbourhood who have a nasty ass house, refuses to shower daily and is sick for weeks at a time. Minus the whole nasty ass house and refusing to shower thing, I feel like them. Going on week 2 of this "common cold" and one thing I will admit, when I get sick I'm the biggest pussy around. I lay here and do nothing but take these no-name drowsy capsules and bitch at the world. Usually, during the day I'm busy and not able to do much, today I barely made it out bed and sat here and did nothing all day. At the end of this stressful, unproductive day I've come to the realization that for everybody's sake, I better get cured soon.

It started with me getting up at 11:30. I have class at 12 and there wasn't a chance in hell I was going to make it so I laid around the bed for a while. I eventually get up, make a bok choy sandwich (it tastes as bad as it sounds) and plumped my fat ass on the couch. I watched about 3 streamed episodes of Six Feet Under, some old HBO boxing fights and read a bit. Now it's 3pm and I'm fucking bored and I can't breathe. I spend an hour searching up info on "nasal irrigation" then perform the task. (google it if you don't know what it means). That whole task just fucked me up even more and was a waste of my time. I had a wank and realized that masturbating makes me breathe easier. Throughout the day I found porn like "mature" "swingers" "interracial" "college" and lastly, I'm not ashamed to admit "midget porn." I didn't think such a thing existed in such an abundant fashion but it does and it was one of those things where you can't watch and you can't turn away. Finally I jerked my cock so much it stopped getting hard so I decided to continue some trending topics on twitter, as you can tell this day is turning out to be amazing. 

It's now 7pm and I have plenty of time before football starts. I figure why not go on facebook and see how crappy people's lives have become since I last known them in highschool. The first thing I see is "Shit, the block is hot and the streets is watching, RIP George". Some fucker from my highschool is talking about his dead great uncle and making it seem like the guy got shot 15 times when in fact he was old and died of natural causes. If there's one thing I can't stand it's when people put "RIP" on social networks. It's always fake because someone who is naturally grieving would never bother to put messages on social networks. Who the fuck cares? The person that is dead certainly can't read your bullshit plagiarized inspirational message and it ain't like anyone on your friend's list truly gives a fuck that your Great Uncle is dead. So I quickly exited facebook, what to do next? At this point I'm so fucking bored I'm contemplating giving myself a circumcision. I thought I hit rock bottom with that "RIP, the streets is watching" bullshit but I was wrong. Will Smith's kid Willow has some song out that everyone keeps talking about. I wanted to see how crappy it was. If you want to endure the pain and suffering that I endured today then please click here. 

FBI, CSI, RCMP, God, 50-Tyson, Jesus, Muhammad, Allah, whoever the Jews worship, Buddha, Vishnu, Fox News, whoever else is reading this could you please send me a cure for the common cold. It's been 2 weeks now and you know my black ass isn't going to get up from this couch. Wouldn't it be easier if one of you just emailed me the cure. I don't care if it's stem-cell research or if it means I have to listen a Justin Bieber cd, one of you higher powers has the authority to help me out and I'd really appreciate it because if I have to sit here and listen to Willow Smith for another day then I'm going to start stealing wheelchairs and selling it to trailor-trash and other forms of ghetto people who need wheelchairs to claim disability/insurance. Don't test me. 

Recapping the Night: 

$600 New England +100

Total Won: $600

Total Earned To Date: $1837.29

Contact info: BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.