So a few days ago I posted how me and my PLATONIC (emphasis on that word) friend are going to see Harry Potter this week. Because she's a faggot but also hot so I gotta take that loss. Problem is I don't know shit about Harry Potter so I asked y'all for some help and I must say y'all are some fucking fags for those emails but I appreciate it. Here is my interpretation of what this Harry Potter shit is all about after all those emails:
When Harry Potter was a little nigga his mom was a heaux and his dad was probably out selling crack so there was no one around. This big ass nigga by the name of Lord Voldermort came into that fucking house and shut shit down. At first he went up to Harry's mom and was like "bitch where's my money!" She ain't have it so he popped her. Then he went up to Harry's dad and was like "nigga you owe me money, I supplied you that crack." Harry Potter's dad told him to fuck off so Lord Voldermort popped him too. Harry was supposed to die but Lord Voldermort ain't bout that baby killing life so he put the fear in him and went off back into the street. Harry went to go live with his uncle but that nigga was worse than his parents, his uncle is terrible at life and Harry probably became all fucked up.
At 13, Harry told his deadbeat uncle to fuck off and he went and lit a spliff and entered magic school to intensify the high. In magic school where Harry would just be smoking weed and banging heauxs, he realized he has a talent. Harry could really fuck niggas up. He been fucking niggas up for years. But the thing is, Harry wants to kill Voldermort because that's the dude who killed his parents. So Harry been trying for years and years but he just can't seem to kill Voldermort because Voldermort is one tough ass dude. So Harry is tired of losing and shit, he finds out Voldermort has a weakness. He needs 7 big ass things to fuck him up, so far he has 3.
This is the last movie of the series so one of those niggas are about to die. Harry is kind of a pussy though because he stands no chance at taking on Voldermort on a 1 on 1 fight so he has Hermine and Ron. Hermine and Ron are fucking horny ass people who want to raw each other every single day so I'm not really sure if they are even an asset to Harry Potter. Basically, shit's about to go down between Voldermort and Harry Potter. Either the skinny little white dude will win or the the big ass nigga who killed his parents will fuck him up, stay tuned.
I'm out, peace.
2 comments:
If I wasn't gay, I'd motorboat Hermine's tits.
sincerely,
Harry P
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