Cheeba's Music Corner: Selena Gomez Big Tune
Before I get into it here this story. I was supposed to go to Taste of Danforth today with two heauxs but then said fuck it I'll just stay in because I didn't want to drive. My parents said they were going and they'd buy me dinner. I was starving cause of Ramadan so I said sure. We get to Danforth and there's no free parking, only $10 parking. My dad's like " I ain't giving these white people a fucking cent, fuck them I'm going to the casino" We end up going and I'm getting my ass handed to me, then I'm up a sizable amount. The dealer who is watching the Jays game says "Rauch is going to give up 1 run in the ninth. After that this table wont win." Would you believe Rauch fucking gave up 1 run in the ninth inning and after that double zero came fuckin twice. All in all I lost $10 which I had to fight for but my dad won 4 bills so he sent a few my way. Fuckin insane how it panned out after Rauch gave up a run though.
So this morning I get up this morning, take a piss, face Mecca and pray, then grab the laptop. I'm looking through my inbox and someone sent me a picture of their tee. For the record, if you're a female please don't sent me pics when the sun is up, it'll just tempt me to jack off smh and Allah don't like that shit. Anyways so then she sends me a next email with the subject "Harry Potter" and I'm thinking maybe she's in some lingerie and holding a wand or something. A nigga gets excited and shit. Then I get "would you like to see Harry Potter with me?" SMH.
Does she know my skin color? But nah she's hot as hell and one of my closest friends and everytime I see her she wears this sexy ass top and I can't keep my eyes off her tits and she knows it but she wears it anyway. So of course I'm going with her. Anyways, to make a long story short next week me and her are going to see Harry Potter. Fuck, if she has any boyfriend reading this I'm only kidding about the top....I always get in shit every time I write about her. We're platonic for 2 years, it's an agreement we made so please don't shoot me, or her. Back to the story, next week I'm going to see Harry Potter. Now let's be honest, there's a lot of people who read this blog. One of you fuckers must know about this shit, yes it makes you a faggot but I need you to take the loss and explain to me what Harry Potter is. I know he's a British dude with a wand who goes to school and knows magic tricks. What else do I need to know? Help a brotha out, I'm too lazy to wikipedia that shit and I don't want to walk into the movie clueless. Also, I'm going to demand she wear something Harry Potter ish, if my black ass is seeing the movie, her white ass is going to be one of those virgin nerds who watch this thing. Thanks in advance!
I'm out, peace.
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