Cheeba's Music Corner: Random Axe- Black Ops
So hear this, I was actually looking for confrontation with this one but she ain't bite. I got "interests" with a chick. I ask her if it's cool to fuck around in Mexico. I was expecting a fighting kind of response (I already had the answer in my head) but she hits me with this: "Enjoy Mexico Love." SMH that's the finest trap ever set, I ain't getting in shit for that one women are crazy smh. Now I'm going to get in shit for saying that lmao.
A few weeks ago I was having a convo with someone and there was this hot ass girl but in boots. Keep in mind it's like August why the fuck are you wearing boots for. But dude was like "the shit I would do to that girl." All I could think about was fuck, she's wearing boots. I hate boots in the winter on women let alone in the summer. But dude was like "who cares" yet I couldn't let it live. All I kept thinking about was how twisted I am, almost to a fault when it comes to this fashion shit. So here it is, things that make my dick hard (make me love you) and things that make my dick soft (make me hate you). If you're one of my friends and you make it to the hate list please don't get mad, somewhere out there, a toll booth collector would settle for you. Here it is (each fashion item is also a link to pics of the item incase you don't know what I'm talking bout): SMH this shit is going to show a "gay" side but oh hell.
Things that make my dick soft (fashion shit that makes me hate you females):
Scarves - the only people who should rock scarves are people in Alaska and football hooligan motherfuckers who want to overthrow the gov't. If you a female and you rocking a scarf, I don't care what season, you making yourself look like Joan Rivers.
Vests - Only dudes in the army, drug dealers, and cops should wear one. It's the most unnecessary shit out there.
Thongs - I used to be down with this in the 90s but the older I get, people who rock this just look like clowns. A thong don't make you hot, what's underneath does. A thong just tells me you're desperate.
Ankle/Leg strap heels/shoes - nah shit just looks too "Dominatrix" type. Disgusting smh.
Waist High Jeans - SMH this one will get me in trouble but it makes them look 70 years old
Long Coats - This ain't Medieval times niggas, you girls need to stop it with the long coats
Boots - Nah they're terrible covering up the whole leg it's prison wear.
Costume Jewelry/Plenty Accessories - One bracelet and one watch females. You don't need a mini Jewelry store on your wrist/neck
Things that make my dick hard (instant marriage material):
Leggings - Leggings fuckin won. Dead ass a chick could pull off black/gray leggings 24/7 365. They're so fucking hot.
Closed Toe Shoes - So fucking hot, I don't know why but so fucking hot.
Old Navy Slippers - Leggings + old navy slippers = instant marriage
Halter Tops - I searched Halter Tops and got that, so damn hot.
Summer Dresses - Beyond beautiful, so damn nice no a chick.
Boy Shorts - No other underwear does it like boy-shorts
Anything Yankee Related - Yup, instant marriage.
Multi-Colored Nail Polish - I had a porn star friend LMAO who was a huge blog follower til I wrote a blog about her calling her amazing for what she was doing but she took it the wrong way. Anyway she used to rock the Multi-Colored Nail Polish, so fucking hottttttt. Everyone disagrees with me but fuck y'all, it's hot.
Oversized white tee - add these with the boy shorts before she goes to bed. Fuckin heaven I swear.
Alright y'all that's enough I sound gay as is.
1 comment:
now that's a fashion review!
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