A New Claim to Fame

Cheeba's Music Corner: The Doors- 5 to 1

I had a former claim to fame, basically one day I puked on all forms of Toronto public transit. Woke up in Parkdale, had to get home and I was still drunk from the night before. I puked on the streetcar. Then I puked on the subway. Then I puked on a bus. Not many people can say they did that and if you ask me it's pretty fucking awesome. Here's another claim to fame I made this past week. Over the past 6 days I've received lifetime bans for 3 different companies. I'm talking full on emails and shit where these companies say if I ever even try to come in contact with them, I'll have harassment claims or some shit. Smh this is what happens when you don't have a girlfriend. But once again I think this is all pretty fucking awesome:

Last Thursday I'm playing live casino from a sportsbook I won't mention. I'm playing roulette and it's a video dealer who does this thing in real time. It's pretty fucking unique. Plus the dealer at this book is always some stunning British chick with massive tits. So I lose like 3 times in a row and I'm starting to take a hit. Of course there's a live chat option where you could chat with the dealer as well. It's like 5am by the way and I'm the only motherfucker in there. I'm pissed off that I'm losing so I type in the chat: "If I lose in this next round you better take off your fucking top and show me your tits, I'm paying for it either way." The motherfucking video stopped and I was booted from the room. The next day I get a long ass email with an explanation of how I was harassing the dealer and they've closed my account, deposited the money back into my credit card and I am no longer allowed to use that sportsbook. I replied back "how long does this shit last for?" Basically they sent me another email stating that it was lifetime. I could see why they banned me, I've been raking in at this book.

So Saturday comes and I can't drink and have no pussy to deal with so I'm at another sportsbook in the live casino. This sportsbook, the dealers are so hot but Russian. I got my motherfucking ass handed to me. In minutes I was down an insane amount I don't even want to think about it. It was fucking stupid too I had no reason to be wagering those kind of amounts when I have tuition and shit to pay, fucking terrible. So after the damage is done I enter a live chat with a sportsbook employee. I tell him to close my account, I got tuition to pay and those dealers are hot and taking all my loot. The employee tells me to hold on, I'm eligible for a free bonus because they didn't send one and they'll send me the money I lost on Saturday night as an apology because I was never offered the bonus I signed up for. I'm thinking this is fucking sweet, he said they'll get back to me in a few days. Well they did, they said "sir you're not eligible for a bonus and you stated you needed to pay tuition, that's a serious claim so we'll give you a "cool off" period for 3 months. I fucking snapped. I lost it on employee "Amanda" and basically sent her a page of just the most vulgar you could think of. How the fuck do you tell someone you're giving them back money and then take it away. Fucking faggots. They sent me 2 emails, one banning me for life and another saying if I bother their employees they'll have people on my ass and shit. Fuck them.

Finally today. I made mushroom fries, they taste pretty fucking good but they make you want to take the biggest shit of your life when you eat em. I'm trying to book a hotel in Cleveland for September 24th. I always book the same one. So I'm trying to book this Radisson hotel off one of those sites like expedia. However, if you ever filled out these forms and stuff you know they're time consuming. So I needed to take a massive shit but had to fill out all these forms, I'm rushing and I accidentally grab the "Clarion Hotel in Beachwood Ohio." I didn't notice til after I took my shit that this happened. Why the fuck is it listed under Cleveland if they're in some place called Beachwood. So I'm thinking oh shit this should be no problem at all, I contact the company who I booked with and they're like "there is nothing we can do" this is your mistake. I snap: "If you didn't have me fill out such bullshit you fucking twat then I wouldn't be in this mess, I know you have the fucking power to cancel, do it. Are there any fucking strip clubs in Beachwood? What's the fucking Blow like in Beachwood, I bet it's terrible" I keep going on and on, they basically banned me from using their shit again too. Another email they sent saying they're done with me, valued my service but blah blah blah. I fucking contacted the Clarion Hotel and they were beyond nice, they understood the mistake and cancelled the reservation. However that piece of shit company that I reserved with banned me as well.

That's 3 bans in 6 days, pretty impressive. 

I'm out, peace.